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| LorD BaZTArD
Nathan_ACE@hotmail.com
|  "I have an Idea."
, posted Sun 1 Apr 09:58  
I HATE Newbies, Lama's, Lamers, Idiots and Username's (heh)
So I had this brainwave, This is a cool weapon Idea
(Fictional-Non-Game)
The AntiDumfuka2001.
Going on the fact that an idiot can't tell the difference between
a window and a hole in the wall........ this gun is really big, several rocket launchers,fake BFG cannon, chaingun on side and railgun beneath, with realistics sounds,
To Operate: Point at Specified Idiot and yell BOOOOOOOOOOOM
(it fires those nerf blaster sponges) The target would think the pellets were real.
This belief would make them think
they had been actually hit with
real weapons and Die, to much
rejoicing by us.
Optional would be a Idiot scanner that scans into the peoples brain and try and figure out their IQ's.
If IQ = High then scanner dot is Smiley Face.
If IQ = Medium then scanner dot is green.
If IQ = Low then scanner dot is Glowing Red with sound playing from gun speaker (Near Users Ear)
Saying: Dangerous Specimen Detected REMOVE NOW!
Only problem with this is <points gun at self to look down barrel..........................................>
Is this a good idea???
I would Like to know.
The Singer was a tall ragged idiot he carried a plasticine gramaphone wore a metal troubee and sung "I talk to der twees thaaaats whhhhhyyyy dey puut me awaaaaaaaayyy!
He was the closest thing to being a human man without actually being one!
Ned Seagoon AKA Harry Secombe.
Varios Goon Shows.
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| Matt PmRd
daniel.dalpe@sympatico.ca
| "Re(1):I have an Idea." , posted Sun 1 Apr 10:26
Target Found.. LorD BaZTArD...
______ __ __ ___ _
Matt tried to put the pin back in!
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| Maonth
Maonth@hotmail.com
50187741
| "Re(1):I have an Idea." , posted Sun 1 Apr 10:19
Uhmmm....yeah....right!
What should i get? Quake3? Half-Life? Soldier of fortune?
Arhh heck ill just go get DOOM2.
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| Disorder
enter@softhome.net
27436321
|  "Jeesh...."
, posted Sun 1 Apr 10:15
Looking at this post, I'd say you're a dumbass-newbie..
-someday I'll cut you just like they cut me-
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| | LorD BaZTArD
Nathan_ACE@hotmail.com
| "About the newie thing," , posted Sun 1 Apr 17:34
Actually Me = Not Newbie,
Been around about 3 months now,
I was very bored and people like JesusMK2, UserName and all those assorted fruity loops annoy me, so I though of that, if you don't like it bad luck,
Who said that Target Sighted: LorD BaZTArD thing?
If you read even half my post you might of
seen that joke at the end of my post.
(Reminder: "only one problem with this is <points gun at self to look at barrel...........................................>End Reminder)
If ya goona flame me, Use HOTTER FLAMES, Sheesh.
The Singer was a tall ragged idiot he carried a plasticine gramaphone wore a metal troubee and sung "I talk to der twees thaaaats whhhhhyyyy dey puut me awaaaaaaaayyy!
He was the closest thing to being a human man without actually being one!
Narrator(Aside): Little did he know that when he said this he had a mirror in front of him!
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| | Matt PmRd
daniel.dalpe@sympatico.ca
| "Re(1):About the newie thing," , posted Sun 1 Apr 18:51
quote:
Who said that Target Sighted: LorD BaZTArD thing?
...
well in my joke >>I<< was usign the gun... not you
______ __ __ ___ _
Matt tried to put the pin back in!
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| | ReaperMan
lrdmecha@yahoo.com
| "Re(1):Jeesh...." , posted Sun 1 Apr 12:07
Hell, I'm a newbie and I don't act like that. Somebody calm his happy-ass down...
--ReaperMan
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