Original message
| Epistax
god@unitedstates.com
1356856
|  "I have doom3"
, posted Sun 1 Apr 18:40  
It sucks though. Doesn't go beyon 320x200 16 colors. The imps are purple. The sounds are worse than someone yelling "woop" in a high pitched voice. Oh yeah and the pistol appears to shoot turtles.
:)
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| geekmarine
cooljohn@birdmail.com
73147121
| "Re(1):I have doom3" , posted Wed 4 Apr 03:55
Umm... OK... Riiiiiiiiiiight. Please, lay off the illegal substances in the future, they appear to be having a bad effect on you. Oh, and BTW, "WOOP"
"They put doom maps in cereal?"
-Duke Nukem
Your BFG and Megasphere are no match for my puny pistol and lack of armor.
http://www.johnsweirdstuff.com
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| danarchist
danarchy84@hotmail.com
55619497
| "Re(1):I have doom3" , posted Mon 2 Apr 22:30
No you idiot, that's not Doom 3, that's the Doom beta!
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I've beat my machine
It's a part of me it's inside of me
I'm stuck in this dream
It's changing me I am becoming!
-NIN the Becoming
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| Zaldron
avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
| "Re(1):I have doom3" , posted Mon 2 Apr 14:27
Perhaps you should uncheck the "I´m a stupid" option under Options/Game options/Suckage.
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"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death there's brain death and there's being off the network."
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| Matt PmRd
daniel.dalpe@sympatico.ca
| "Re(1):I have doom3" , posted Sun 1 Apr 18:47:
lame...
now i need LorD BaZTArD's gun thing
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Matt tried to put the pin back in!
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| | LorD BaZTArD
Nathan_ACE@hotmail.com
| "YEAH" , posted Mon 2 Apr 02:02
I told you it was a good IDEA.
But Why should I give it to you
You said you were going ta use it on me
and now you want to use it........I will have to think about this...Yeah fine Let 'im 'ave IT!!
<BaZTARD\ Loads gun. It Powers into life Bright Blue lights flash across it, all weapons lock on Epistax. Distracts Target by chucking rubber donut in front of him, Target pounces on rubber Dount, breaking it's jaw. Gun Makes BFG Charging noises and Shoots.........................Several Large flags with BANG painted on them. All flags Impale Epistax, blood goes all over the flags.
<Comments: Now that was a bloody BIG Bang.>
Gun Gets put away
The Singer was a tall ragged idiot he carried a plasticine gramaphone wore a metal troubee and sung "I talk to der twees thaaaats whhhhhyyyy dey puut me awaaaaaaaayyy!
He was the closest thing to being a human man without actually being one!
Narrator(Aside): Little did he know that when he said this he had a mirror in front of him!
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| | GollumGlitch
glitch_07@yahoo.com
| "Re(1):YEAH" , posted Mon 2 Apr 08:39
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE STUPID GUN IDEA!
No one is completley sane.
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| | Matt PmRd
daniel.dalpe@sympatico.ca
| "Re(2):YEAH" , posted Mon 2 Apr 16:24
i better use this gun again
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Matt tried to put the pin back in!
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| | Zaldron
avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
| "Re(2):YEAH" , posted Mon 2 Apr 14:48
Amen. Besides, there´s no weapon more powerful than MACVILEWHORE´S EXTRA-STRONG NEWBIE COFFEE.
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"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death there's brain death and there's being off the network."
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| | LorD BaZTArD
Nathan_ACE@hotmail.com
| "I know that!" , posted Mon 2 Apr 22:48
Yeah I know that, nothing beats that stuff, except that he has not been seen recently so I decide to invent another Newbie eradicating device.
Maybe MACVILEWHORE drunk his own coffee!
(Ouch)
The Singer was a tall ragged idiot he carried a plasticine gramaphone wore a metal troubee and sung "I talk to der twees thaaaats whhhhhyyyy dey puut me awaaaaaaaayyy!
He was the closest thing to being a human man without actually being one!
Narrator(Aside): Little did he know that when he said this he had a mirror in front of him!
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| | Epistax
god@unitedstates.com
1356856
| "Re(1):I know that!" , posted Wed 4 Apr 12:46
Sorry but a european concrete monkey simply cannot carry a two pound coconut.
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| | LorD BaZTArD
Nathan_ACE@hotmail.com
| "Yeah....." , posted Thu 12 Apr 06:01
Hey is that supposed to be based on the swallow carrying a coconut sketch in Monty Python And The Holy Grail?
Or Are you out of your mind?
Monty Python RULES.
Also are you saying I should leave the insults to Macvilewhore??
Never.
The Singer was a tall ragged idiot he carried a plasticine gramaphone wore a metal troubee and sung "I talk to der twees thaaaats whhhhhyyyy dey puut me awaaaaaaaayyy!
He was the closest thing to being a human man without actually being one!
Narrator(Aside): Little did he know that when he said this he had a mirror in front of him!
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