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| submerge
doublehelix@agent4054.com
|  "Berserk Pack"
, posted Fri 27 Apr 11:30  
I think that if you manage to take more than one Berserk pack, you should die, due to too much caffine. Lots of caffine in them Berserk Packs! and adrenaline, and artificial testosterone. and some funky stuff that regenerates you completely. When i say you die, I mean you DIE... KABOOOOM!
Well here I am in hell and.....
Hey is that a snowball?
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| sirgalahadwizar
sirgalahadwizard@hotmail.com
45229070
| "Re(1):Berserk Pack" , posted Sun 29 Apr 23:43
I thought that the original berserk pack was weird anyway. Why the hell does it allow you to do more than a hundred damage with a punch while still being in human form? Technicially, this is impossible without some kind of mechanism or without psionic/chi powers (pushing it even then). Even a gorilla doesnt have enough strength to *splatter* a human with one solid blow the way flynn taggart splatters them while in berserk mode.
I pretty much hold the baron of hell as the most bad-ass, efficient being in doom. For his size, a modest 7-feet tall with likewise human proportions, he should weigh about 500 lbs, but I bet he weights almost a thousand or more. In addition, his strength for that size is extraordinary - a good 8 times what it should be (I mean he can do enough damage to kill 4 humans instantly - flynn isn't a normal human though). And to top it off, he has about 5 times as much toughness as that body should have. A single rocket or grenade would be able to flat-line even something like a dinosaur, but for some reason it takes a whopping FIVE rockets to bring him down.
For this monumental show of strength, I give the baron of hell the honorary title of "mega creature".
Experiment a little with the logic center of your brain before a zombie eats it.
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| | CHAINSAW+DGM
CHAINSAW-DGM@TALKCITY.COM
| "Re(2):Berserk Pack" , posted Fri 4 May 02:40
barons are demonic!
thats why their so powerful!
and the damage is mostly done by those big chunk of plazma in their claws!
ALL RIGHT YOU PRIMATIVE SCREW-HEADS LISEN UP
SEE THIS...THIS IS MY BOOMSTICKS!
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| danarchist
danarchy84@hotmail.com
55619497
| "Re(1):Berserk Pack" , posted Fri 27 Apr 21:19
That would be cool...but first you get all bloated with internal bleeding due to your high blood pressure...then you swell and explode. :p
You know...I think the Berzerk Pack was only supposed to last for 30 seconds, and the fact that it lasted longer was just a bug. In the book it say it lasts for 30 seconds (I think, but I can't find the book right now), and the redness dies after 30. You have no indication that it is still on after it goes away.
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| Speshul Eddy
tarbaby99@earthlink.net
| "Re(1):Berserk Pack" , posted Fri 27 Apr 16:46
Hell yeah, Macvile's endorsement(and the safety warning) should be textured on the back^__^
And you should hear your heart pumping really loud and fast when you use one.
Also, should it allow you to gib zombies, like before, or should it make you run faster and take off limbs easier with your bayonet,chainsaw,Etc.
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| | Zaldron
avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
| "Re(2):Berserk Pack" , posted Fri 27 Apr 17:15
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And you should hear your heart pumping really loud and fast when you use one.
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Speaking of sounds when triggering certain conditions, you should turn semi-deaf for a couple of seconds every time an explosing detonates near you (think about the last sequence in Saving Private Ryan).
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| | DiSTuRBeD
high_god@hotmail.com
fuckoff
| "Re(3):Berserk Pack" , posted Wed 2 May 00:18
Well, just turn up your volume really loud.. that'll do the trick :) or maybe not ;)
"We are working on a new DOOM game focusing on the single-player experience and using new technology in allmst every aspect of it" - John Carmack - 1\6 2000
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| | Speshul Eddy
tarbaby99@earthlink.net
| "Re(3):Berserk Pack" , posted Sun 29 Apr 12:54
Yeah, either that or your ears could ring when you fire off weapons in a tight place like an elevater.
Of course, the constant sound could get really annoying after a while. =P
Regardless, I'm sure the sound in Doom 3 will kick ass.
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| Disorder
enter@softhome.net
27436321
|  "Re(1):Berserk Pack"
, posted Fri 27 Apr 12:58
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Lots of caffine in them Berserk Packs!
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You mean Macvile's coffee???????
-someday I'll cut you just like they cut me-
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| | LorD BaZTArD
Nathan_ACE@hotmail.com
| "Re(2):Berserk Pack" , posted Fri 27 Apr 22:23
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You mean Macvile's coffee???????
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Hell yeah, those beserk packs just wouldn't be the
same without Maccie's super coffee!
Otherwise it be called an Big Red Screen Mild Anger Pack........
Or you skip the Beserk all together and put a pure Macvilewhore Newbie Coffee Pack in as a powerup...........woah, that stuff would kill a cyberdemon in one punch, probably you as well.
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He was the closest thing to being a human man without actually being one!
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