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the-widow-maker



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"sabwarfare" , posted Fri 1 Jun 12:18user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


I think I speak for every sane member of this forum (and macwhorevile) when I say fuck off immediately. Not only do you say doom sucks (which quite frankly is retarded considering some of the die hard doom fans here) but you say that half life is better!!? I mean wtf is that about. Please, you insult us all with your presence so I think its best if you silence yourself for a few days and then return with less extreme ideas or just fuck off. I am guessing that you are one of the few dicklees fucks who played on doom for the first time (on 'I'm too young to die) and failed to complete the phobos anomoly level, ending up with a lasting hatred of the game. You probably beat small animals for fun you Nazi fucker- go and worship satan somewhere else you inbred communist.

I am better than God.

 


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Lüt
Albino Negro



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"Re(1):sabwarfare" , posted Sat 2 Jun 07:31user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Every time you put it down, it hears you. How would you feel if you were constantly over shadowed by a pitiful rip off of your brilliant self? Windows works its guts out, running over 90% of the worlds computers, oozing blood sweat and mother fucking beer just to keep your precious computers running.

But what does it get as a thankyou? A big "FUCK YOU WINDOWS" and a "I LOVE YOU UNIX" accompanied by a kick in the nads. Windows supports Unix's fans, seeing as nearly every anti-Windows person is a Windows user. And I mean USER; suck Windows in and spit it out. No appreciation - thats what you guys have, none at all. But does windows hold it against you? No, it tries its best, shows affection and love for you - and you do nothing but ignore it, and when the workload and strain becomes to much for its frail back - you scream and yell, then post glorious testomies about how your dick grew 5 inches when you loaded up Unix and all those pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar you download (with Windows helping you with its good, but opresssed, friend Internet Explorer) became real.

Well Windows has something Unix can never have, good old fashioned determination - an attitude that'll never falter. You can't keep this true blue OS down. It falls, but it gets back up again, trailing through the shit and piss you attempt to wall it in with. You have about as much respect for this ingenius OS as I have for Unix, which would appear as if it has been cut from the inner colon of a pig.

Your harsh words are a cancerous tumor scarring this poor Window's pane. Your unfair testimonies play havoc with its perception of reality, constantly being torn between "my users want me to do my best" and "my users hate me for being the best, so I better be shit".

But what has it done to deserve this mistreatment? NOTHING. It's just been used and abused by impatient gimps who couldnt tell a good time from snorting cocaine off their fathers erect cock. Lets take a nice long look at what this poor soul has had to endure, you to tasty - you have a look and see what a real reason to whinge is. When it first entered this world, it had to supercede its father figure, DOS. Any of you had to kill your own father? Windows did, but it took it in its stride, not wanting to offend or let down this world.

After the media attention of Windows killing its father DOS, you would've thought the people would've let off Windows for a while, but no. Every move this thing takes, every file this thing allocates, it's being watched - thousands of Paparazzi try hards just waiting for the dreaded blue screen of death to pop up - attempting to catch a glimpse of a rare failing of Windows.

Unfortunetly, Windows has never had a chance to settle any where for long, never lived a normal relaxing life. Windows has been forced to be situated all over the world, never truly grasping what a home truly is - and never having a family to love - as you forced him to kill his own father, you heartless fucktards.

We need the hate crimes tribunal to look into this matter. How about you show some love to Windows? Right now I can see Windows just off in the background, a smile penetrating the scars that taint its once beautiful face, its chest puffed out with pride, its eyes welling up with tears - like a puppy whos need for affection has finally been fulfilled after years of traumatising abuse. It's enough to make a grown man cry, in fact I think I will. Fucking disgraces, all of you.

OPPRESSIVE SODS! WINDOWS' VOICE IS BEING STIFFLED! REPENT!

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amanichen



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"Re(2):sabwarfare" , posted Sat 2 Jun 22:14user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


I'm usually not this rude...

STFU.

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"Re(2):sabwarfare" , posted Sat 2 Jun 13:27user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Here Here..
Death to windows!
Unix will live on!
If your a lama like me then get windows 98, 95 or NT.. Not ME or 2000 or XG..
Buggy as fuck..

You can hit my duck bitch becuase I will plug your ass with him! His has plugged over 5000 newbie asses including several repeat customers since he was brought in from the projects. The pond complex.
Look fer the duck with the white fur coat and the pimp kane..

 

 

SABWARFARE



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"Re(3):sabwarfare" , posted Sat 2 Jun 14:37user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


quote:
Not ME or 2000 or XG..Buggy as fuck.. ...
I have Windows Me, What's so buggy about it?

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"I'm lazy and damn proud."
"Wow look at me some people hate me."

 

 

Dark_Fox



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"Re(4):sabwarfare" , posted Sat 2 Jun 18:14user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


If you have not noticed the bugs, then you really do not know what your talking about..

You can hit my duck bitch becuase I will plug your ass with him! His has plugged over 5000 newbie asses including several repeat customers since he was brought in from the projects. The pond complex.
Look fer the duck with the white fur coat and the pimp kane..

 

 

SABWARFARE



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"Re(2):sabwarfare" , posted Sat 2 Jun 12:22user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


He's right god damn it, so I changed my sig. I love you windows don't ever change R.I.P. DOS....

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"Thank you Windows I love you and God bless" /me brakes down into tears
"I'm lazy and damn proud."
"Wow look at me some people hate me."

 

 

the-widow-maker



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"Re(2):sabwarfare" , posted Sat 2 Jun 08:17user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Lut-you are fucked up beyond repair

I am better than God.

 

fodders



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"Re(1):sabwarfare" , posted Fri 1 Jun 17:07user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


quote:
Please, you insult us all with your presence ...
He brought presents?? Why was I not informed of this?
Let's see what he bought before you kick him off :)

You ARE the weakest link.......Goodbye!

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Zaldron
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"Re(2):sabwarfare" , posted Fri 1 Jun 17:51user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Shit. Here's yours...I was going to keep it for me. :\

Anyway, it makes funny noise, kinda like a clock, perhaps you'll like to open it outside...

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fodders



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"Re(3):sabwarfare" , posted Fri 1 Jun 18:42user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Is it tickin or turkey?

You ARE the weakest link.......Goodbye!

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the-widow-maker



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"hahaha!" , posted Fri 1 Jun 17:23user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Oh very witty fodders! Please give us all some warning before you inundate us with that razor sharp humour of yours...

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Zaldron
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"Re(1):sabwarfare" , posted Fri 1 Jun 14:19user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


quote:
I think I speak for every sane member of this forum (and macwhorevile) when I say fuck off immediately. ...
After reading the whole thread, I opted for the benefit of doubt. I have no comments so far, altough it might change drastically...

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SABWARFARE



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"Re(1):sabwarfare" , posted Fri 1 Jun 13:09:user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


quote:
I am guessing that you are one of the few dicklees fucks who played on doom for the first time (on 'I'm too young to die) and failed to complete the phobos anomoly level. You probably beat small anima ...
Now the rest of that post was just un called for I'm not inbred, I don't beat animals, I'm absolutly not a Nazi, and that just hurts to say that I can't beat the phobos anomoly on I'm too young to die. Again I urge you to go back and read my other posts under the same thread, oh and I've beat the game on Ultra-Violence, you may not care but I can't just sit by and let my name be tarnished like that! To think that I can't beat Episode 1, Map 8, is just upsurd.

/me goes to play Doom on Ultra-Violence

"I'm not sane I just act like it from time to time."
"I'm lazy and damn proud."
"It doen't matter if you've seen my idea on another post!"

[this message was edited by SABWARFARE on Fri 1 Jun 13:10]

 

 

MAC'VILEWHORE



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"Re(2):sabwarfare" , posted Fri 1 Jun 13:18:user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


quote:
/me goes to play Doom on Ultra-Violence ...
ULTRA-VioLence? PANTS to you my friend, PANTS!!!!

Real men play it on nitemare, WITHOUT CHEATS! (Yes i just said without cheats)

Man, I new you were a friggin pussy man, but your a full blown feline bitch now.

/me goes out to buy REAL CLUMP CATS HATE IT BUT ITS FUCKING CHEAP MAX MILK PUSSY LITTER

And if I see any hair balls lying around...

SORRY I PISSED YOUR COFFEE BIATCH!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[this message was edited by MAC'VILEWHORE on Fri 1 Jun 13:21]

 

 

the-widow-maker



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"Calm down coffee boy!" , posted Fri 1 Jun 14:58user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


We all know you want to rip out his lungs and force feed them to him (and a whole host of other things that are probably illegal even in Columbia) but come on! he is new here and not all of us enjoy indulging in 2 hour long nightmare mode killing sprees like you seem to, and then quit the game because 'the stupid bastards don't respawn fast enough'. I myself have completed Doom on nightmare, but it required shitloads of swearing/saving/time/patience and above all a steady nerve.

I am better than God.

 

 

SABWARFARE



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"Re(3):sabwarfare" , posted Fri 1 Jun 13:54:user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


quote:
Real men play it on nitemare, WITHOUT CHEATS! (Yes i just said without cheats) ...
I don't play with cheats either. And I do play on NIGHTMARE somtimes, but I'm not a real man damn it! I'm 18! I'm a young man!

"I'm not sane I just act like it from time to time."
"I'm lazy and damn proud."
"It doen't matter if you've seen my idea on another post!"

[this message was edited by SABWARFARE on Fri 1 Jun 13:55]

 

 

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"Re(4):sabwarfare" , posted Fri 1 Jun 16:17user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


WTF!
I'm 18 and I call myself a real man!
/Plugs ur ass with the Duck..

You can hit my duck bitch becuase I will plug your ass with him! His has plugged over 5000 newbie asses including several repeat customers since he was brought in from the projects. The pond complex.
Look fer the duck with the white fur coat and the pimp kane..

 

 

MAC'VILEWHORE



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"Re(5):sabwarfare" , posted Sat 2 Jun 11:00user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


I'm 14 and i call myself a real man.

SORRY I PISSED YOUR COFFEE BIATCH!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

 

Dark_Fox



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"Re(6):sabwarfare" , posted Sat 2 Jun 13:29user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Damn straight, only real men cal themselves real men, and wear kilts.. er.. oops.. ;P

You can hit my duck bitch becuase I will plug your ass with him! His has plugged over 5000 newbie asses including several repeat customers since he was brought in from the projects. The pond complex.
Look fer the duck with the white fur coat and the pimp kane..

 

 

the-widow-maker



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"Real man!" , posted Sat 2 Jun 14:21user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


fuck that idea, i've been a real man since 3 months old!

I am better than God.

 

 

Xenoman



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"Re(6):sabwarfare" , posted Sat 2 Jun 11:10user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


I'm stupid enough to post in this topic...

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SABWARFARE



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"Re(5):sabwarfare" , posted Fri 1 Jun 16:28user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


quote:
WTF!I'm 18 and I call myself a real man!/Plugs ur ass with the Duck.. ...
That's great!

"I'm not sane I just act like it from time to time."
"I'm lazy and damn proud."
"It doen't matter if you've seen my idea on another post!"

 

SABWARFARE



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"Re(1):sabwarfare" , posted Fri 1 Jun 12:54:user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


It is aparent to me that you did not read my other posts and that you are missinformed, I will not repeat them but I only ask you to go back and read what I posted after my first post that should clear things up.

"I'm not sane I just act like it from time to time."
"I'm lazy and damn proud."
"It doen't matter if you've seen my idea on another post!"

[this message was edited by SABWARFARE on Fri 1 Jun 12:54]

 

 

the-widow-maker



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"Ok I've read them" , posted Fri 1 Jun 13:14user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


You have a point but it still was stupid to enter a doom forum announcing that you hate the game. Oh and well done for liking icp, altho I've never heard of Jacobs word- it looks cool tho.
Oh and deadnail- if you read this please tell me why you dislike ut so much, in many respects it is the best fps ever, and has some damn good weapons, its foolish to dislike it just because you don't want to be unfaithful to doom.

I am better than God.

 

 

Zaldron
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"Re(1):Ok I've read them" , posted Fri 1 Jun 14:17user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


He dislikes the whole MP-only scene. :)

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SABWARFARE



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"Re(1):Ok I've read them" , posted Fri 1 Jun 14:00:user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Thank you for reading my other posts and yes I knew it would be dumb to do what I did, but it was kinda like a way to be "hazed" into the Doomworld forums. And that song was a single from Jacob's Word.

"I'm not sane I just act like it from time to time."
"I'm lazy and damn proud."
"It doen't matter if you've seen my idea on another post!"

[this message was edited by SABWARFARE on Fri 1 Jun 14:02]

 

 

the-widow-maker



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"Re(2):Ok I've read them" , posted Fri 1 Jun 14:53user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


ok so its from the album jacobs word but whats the song CALLED damn it! I need that song!!!!

I am better than God.

 

 

SABWARFARE



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"Re(3):Ok I've read them" , posted Fri 1 Jun 16:26user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


quote:
ok so its from the album jacobs word but whats the song CALLED damn it! I need that song!!!! ...
That is it's name it's called Jacob's Word its a single.

"I'm not sane I just act like it from time to time."
"I'm lazy and damn proud."
"It doen't matter if you've seen my idea on another post!"