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Zchingo



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"Ummmmmmm..........................." , posted Sun 20 May 18:40user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Hey Stphrz', I just finally realized what your old sig means. I've been checkin out the forums long before I registered, so don't think I'm a "fake" newbie. Anyway:

"A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. Got me?"

Now, at first glance, that seems to make no sense. But if someone actually looks beyond the literal meaning of the sentence, they can see it actually tells about something of the female anatomy. I made the mistake of obtaining the knowledge the hard way when I put the quote up on the board in my Latin class one day. Later on in the day, another kid in Latin who was also in my ROTC class told me:

"Don't think I don't know what that quote you put up on the board means. I know what it means, it means a BREAST IMPLANT!!!!"

Now that just scared the livin bejesus outta me! I put somethin dirty on the board and didn't realize it!!!!! Unless of course, that guy was lyin to me. Nonetheless, Strphz', I hope you knew what that quote meant when you put it up there (if that guy was right).

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Look at that!!!!!!!!! Only one drop of blood????? Next time I'd better use a gun for more effects!!!!!

 


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submerge



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"Re(1):Wow...." , posted Mon 21 May 11:02user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


I wondered what that means. About time someone figured it out, even if it was the hard way.

Fight fear with strength.

"I have learned not to touch with my flesh that which my mind does not understand."

- Conan