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Xian

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"Doom Comedy" , posted Sat 26 May 18:41user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Remember how the unofficial FAQ had that thing about Doom II at the end that was so funny? Anyone know where i can get it?

 


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stphrz'



stphrz@yahoo.com
Nah...
24.67.149.165

"Re(1):Doom Comedy" , posted Sun 27 May 21:25user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


http://members.home.net/stphrz/dmfaq58.zip

 

 

Xian

Urxian@aol.com
24.44.124.85

"Re(2):Doom Comedy" , posted Mon 28 May 15:48user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


thanx

Yeah.. whassup y'all whassup?
This is Ghostface straight from Staten Island
You know.. I don't really mean no harm..
but it just happens you know
when I step approach a mother****in wack *****..
that tryin to spit his darts and can't spit 'em
Check it out though.. aiyyo..

Scientific my hand kissed it
Robotic let's think optimistic
You probably missed it watch me dolly dick it
Scotty watty cop it to me big microphone hippie
Hit Poughkepsie crispy chicken verbs throw up a stone richie
Chop the O sprinkle a lil' snow inside a Optimo
Swing the John McEnroe rap rock'n'roll
Tidy Bowl gung-ho pro Starsky with the gumsole
Hit the rump slow parole kids live Rapunzel
but Ton' stizzy really high the vivid laser eye guide
Jump in the Harley ride Clarks I freak a lemon pie
I'm bout it bout it - Lord forgive me Ms. Sally shouted
Tracey got shot in the face my house was overcrowded
You fake cats done heard it first
On how I ****ted on your turf
at times Cuban Link verse yo
Check out the rap kingpin summertime fine jewelry drippin
Face in the box I seen your ear twitchin
As soon as I drove off Cap' came to me with three sawed-offs
Give one to Rae' let's season they broth
Lightning rod fever heaters knock-kneeder Sheeba for hiva
Diva got rocked from the receiver bleeder
Portfolio lookin fancy in the pantry
My man got bigger dimes son your **** is scampi
Base that throw what's in your mouth don't waste that
See Ghost lampin in the throne with King Tut hat
Straight off

Yeah.. yeah..
I just wan't y'all *****z
to smack all y'all *****z and *****rettes
Universal death threats yeah
This be the God Body yeah no doubt
Judge Wise

Aiyyo spiced out Calvin Coolidge loungin with 7 duelers
The Great Adventures of Slick lickin with 6 rugers
Rock those big boy Bulotti's out of Woodridge
Porch for the biggest beer season giraffe ribs
Rotissiere ropes hickory scented mint scented glaze
Perfected find truth within self let's smoke
All hail to my hands 50 thou' appraisal
Dirty nose with the nasal drip click flipped on fam
Dancin with Blanch and them *****es flickin goose pictures
Kick down the ace of spades snatch Jack riches
Olsive compulsive lies flies with my name on it
Dick made the cover now count how many veins on it
Scooby snack jurassic plastic gas booby trap
Ten years workin for me you wanna tap ****?
Bung bung bung! Your bell went rung rung rung!
Staple-Land's where the ambulance don't come

Yeah you see what I mean?
You see what I mean you mother****in crybabies?
Get in line punk! You should be studyin your odds
instead of studyin me!
That's how you lost your first job punk
Now get in line for you get your lil' thick-ass tossed up!
****! I studied under Bruce Lee *****
He was on the fourth I was on the third

[RZA]
Pass me a honey-dipped spliff black mental cause continental drift
One whiff of Pow U gets my Divine stiff
Brick rock late night hear the tick tock of my clock
I used to run up and pick a crab lock
Hit his stash dip back to the Lab make him flip
Uptown BOO-DOOP now we back on your ass
Incognito fatal aikido blow pop a needle
Dick a knock-knee hoe bust out her fetal
Nine inch long strong Bobby pop the ***** thongs
Spit on her then I banged on my chest like Kong King
Merciless Meng point the killa bee sting
ring DINGS right through your head BING
Snap the wing off of bats my battleaxe tongue hacks tracks
Once the ball drop I'ma snatch ten jacks
Pass the crack to a *****rette puff a looseleaf cigarette
while your man search the internet for +Bob Digitech in Stereo+
Crazy as Shapiro
Multiply myself ten times standin next to zero
And snap my fingers like the Fonz
and bag me a golden bronze skinned girl with the honey blonde
dip hair make a ***** flip in his chair
Had the armpit shaved off perfect with the Nair
Stomach fat as a pancake for her man's sake
Used to **** her when she menestraute
but it made her hyperventilate

[Ghostface]
BROOKLYN!
I know I know I know I know
QUEENS!
I know I know I know I know
SHAOLIN!
I know I know I know I know
I know I know I know I know I know
BRONX!
I know I know I know I know
JERSEY!
I know I know I know
LONG ISLAND!
I know I know I know I know
I know I know I know BREAK IT DOWN!

 

DOMINUS FECIT



evilhead75@home.com
24.15.95.218

"Re(1):Doom Comedy" , posted Sat 26 May 19:42user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


I ate it.

 

 

Lüt
Albino Negro



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23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(2):Doom Comedy" , posted Sun 27 May 00:31user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


I smoked the other copy.

Looks like you're out of luck Xian :(

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Zaldron
Le Ventilateur



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200.45.158.91

"Re(3):Doom Comedy" , posted Sun 27 May 17:44user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Nope, I have that one. You smoked something else...guess what?

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Vorpal



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33424214
24.216.218.10

"Re(2):Doom Comedy" , posted Sat 26 May 19:58user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


You did the master?

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"Yes Squat. That would fit into the Bad Things Category"

 

 

Lüt
Albino Negro



toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(3):Doom Comedy" , posted Sun 27 May 01:12user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Yeah, the master was lousy in bed though.

---
You have been bothered by: Lüt
"Living Colour is my favorite black metal band."
www.doomworld.com/insanity
www.mp3.com/dyingcorpse
www.thebarnacle.f2s.com
AIM: Dying Corpse - SB4824 - XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4 <-- Talk to me dammit!