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deadnail
A Happy Republican

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"Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 19:24

In the name of thy father
and in his shadow of deceit
I bow down to nothing visible
and cringe at the blood on my feet

The cinematic death at my hands
as I watched your blind eyes cry
No plot, plan, scheme or design
brought me to this, as I decide

I grip the cross tightly, in fear
as I hold the blade as light as air
The ground speaks to me under my step
as my skin grows as thin as my hair

All recourse and fear subsides
as I force my way through your door
The terror in your eyes is my pride
and all I ask for is more

I will no longer be your slave
I declared with the might of God
I will no longer be the knave
of a man so insipid and flawed

The blade drew it's first taste
the blood ran down the hilt to my wrist
even long after your cold demise
your flesh felt the sting of my fists

My vision blurs over my feat
the blood coagulates over my flesh
I shake and tremble, still livid
but proud of killing this mesh

The cross still in hand
when poignant memories do flood
I remember my childhood
as I stand in your blood

Oh, the girl next door
I think I have always loved her
You were always drunk
acting out of rage and stupor

You lied to the minister
and you lied to the police
Drunken driving, you took her life
it is this wool you could not fleece

Having enough of your defeat
I turn to escape this scene
When I found the AA card
"Sober since 1993"

The cross still in hand
as I bow for forgiveness
Suicide only guarantees Hell
but the tears choke my chest

A decadent shotgun ages old
this relic resides on our wall
Never loaded, yet regularaly cleaned
clearly threatening in dusk, fall

Covered in blood, unbearable, shaken
the police demand my surrender
I raise this weapon, my bluff uncalled
as burns out my last burning ember

Well, that was a gigantic fucking waste of time. Thanks DoomBoy, see what you started?! I hope you're happy.

"Wool you could not fleece?" Jesus Christ, somebody just threaten to snap my Undying disc when I start doing this shit again. I don't even know why the Hell I'm going to post it.

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Disorder
WAHH CHANGE MY TITLE

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"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 11:13

In case you didn't notice.... This thread is HUGE.
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Lüt
Albino Negro

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"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 5 Jun 16:27

Nice, uh... thingy you got there.

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Disorder
WAHH CHANGE MY TITLE

enter@softhome.net
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"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 11:15

Mmmm....I see my cute little drawing got a little fucked up there.

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Lüt
Albino Negro

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"Re(3):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 5 Jun 16:25

Haha, you suck.

Hellbent

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"Re(3):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 12:05

Why don't people use edit more?

Are we having fun yet?

Lüt
Albino Negro

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"Re(4):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 20:20

It won't fix anything. You're not allowed more than one space anywhere in the messages.

deadnail
A Happy Republican

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"Re(5):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 20:56

I have become hot and bothered by: Lüt

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Lüt
Albino Negro

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"Re(6):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 5 Jun 16:30

Sheesh, I haven't even busted out the deglutition mastications yet.

Hellbent

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140.186.114.102

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 07:51:

quote:
Why don't people use edit more? ...

The Cyberdemon

A burning Imp hurls a barrage of fire balls
A roaring Baron tears at Hell's echoing walls
Floating Cacos spit spheres of lightning fire
A Lost Soul screaches up a towering spire
A moaning Demon darts aimlessly with fright
A former human screams with all its might
A booming thunder grows to a bellowing roar
The Cyberdemon is knockin' on Hell's door.

Are we having fun yet?

[this message was edited by Hellbent on Thu 31 May 18:34]

deathwarrior

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"a song by yours truly" , posted Wed 30 May 23:46

I had this rather screwed knee.
I jammed it up my ass and now it bleeds. (heh, it kinda rhymes actually)
I turned around and I started to kiss.
It was my dog, doing a piss.
I grabbed some dope and got really high.
I just hope I don't bloody die.
I gasped in pain and puked all over the place.
'Cause my friend had farted straight at my face.

that's all i can think of...

btw, none of that is true.

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deathwarrior

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"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 23:03

LONG LIVE THE "mmm bop" THREAD!

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Lüt
Albino Negro

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"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 5 Jun 16:32

DIE

Katgut

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"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 22:40

And now for a *real* song of mine...

redlined
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see you standing in the middle
of the world I'd like to see
and I know I'm not forever
but I know I'd like to be

so make me wonder what you look like
and make me crazy with your smile
put the pedal to the metal
redline it on the miracle mile

chorus:
saucy nipples are here to stay
they make me happy in the usual way
and as I look upon the pond with all its tiny ripples
I find my mind coming back to your saucy nipples

you're all I hope for nightly
your chest makes me dream all day
feel my heart redline when I'm sleeping
in my sleep I know you hear me say

(chorus)

and I'm not all you wanted
I'm intense and running hard
in the deck of life your hand
has been dealt a wild card

(chorus x2)

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Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
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"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 03:59

You should write lyrics for Two Inch Prostitute.

Katgut

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"Re(3):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 11:28

quote:
You should write lyrics for Two Inch Prostitute. ...

I prefer writing lyrics for Seven Foot Lemming Attack From Mars.

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Lüt
Albino Negro

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"Re(4):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Sat 2 Jun 00:57

The attack of the radioactive hamsters from venus isn't very bad either.

Hellbent

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140.186.119.19

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 11:02

Warning, random transmission follows....

You...
You guys...
You guys suck...
You guys suck big...
You guys suck big orangutan...
You guys suck big orangutan cock...
You guys suck big orangutan cock on...
You guys suck big orangutan cock on Wednesdays...
You guys suck big orangutan cock on Wednesdays while...
You guys suck big orangutan cock on Wednesdays while smoking...
You guys suck big orangutan cock on Wednesdays while smoking fine...
You guys suck big orangutan cock on Wednesdays while smoking fine Cuban...
You guys suck big orangutan cock on Wednesdays while smoking fine Cuban cigars.

That's just random senselessness. No need to flame me.

"Imp lost in New York City", coming to theatres this summer.
You are driving down 5th avenue and you see an imp. And so you pull out your 44 but he flames your limousine before you have a chance to waste him. You tell the limousine driver to run the imp bastard over, but he's disappeared down a sewer drain before the limousine driver even has a chance to turn the car in the general direction of the imp. To see the conclusion of the Imp in New York City, watch the movie in theatres this summer.

Are we having fun yet?

footman

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"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 12:21

quote:
Warning, random transmission follows....You...You guys...You guys suck...You guys suck big...You guys suck big orangutan...You guys suck big orangutan cock...You guys suck big oranguta ...

excuse me hellbent, but i never smoked, i think smoking is stupid, immoral, and utterly disgusting. and where dop you get these sick ideas anyway?

thank you

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Hellbent

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"Re(3):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 13:18

They come from my bottom. I don't smoke either for the same reasons, and also cause it'll kill you. It's just a joke; lighten up.

Are we having fun yet?

Lüt
Albino Negro

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"Re(1):Hellbent asked for this one." , posted Wed 30 May 21:50

YOU KILLED THIS THREAD! BREAK THAT DOWN LINE-BY-LINE *NOW*!!

Lüt
Albino Negro

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"Re(2):Hellbent asked for this one." , posted Wed 30 May 23:14

Thanks.

Cacodemon Leade
Free Hissy

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Yeah Right!
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"Re(1):Hellbent asked for this one." , posted Wed 30 May 13:50

Katgut, guess what person you are when you use your butt on your keyboard? A Motherfuckin loser in life!!

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Katgut

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"Re(2):Hellbent asked for this one." , posted Wed 30 May 14:23

quote:
Katgut, guess what person you are when you use your butt on your keyboard? A Motherfuckin loser in life!! ...

That had nothing to do with my ass on the keyboard.

That was entirely the output of a random character generator.

Find someone's public key and see if it actually turns into a message. :->

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Hellbent

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"Re(1):Hellbent asked for this one." , posted Wed 30 May 13:30

wth is that supposed to be? This is just a neusance to the forum. I don't see how it is getting me personally so much as affecting the forum.

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Nuno Correia

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"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 09:43

omg, I just read this whole thing to the end!

I kick arse for the lord!

Lüt
Albino Negro

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"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 21:52

You actually read my Mithra essay??

Hellbent

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140.186.119.19

"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 10:38

you mean this whole entire thread? Please tell me you're kidding.

Are we having fun yet?

Nuno Correia

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"Re(3):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 14:12

yeah, the whole thang.

I kick arse for the lord!

Hellbent

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140.186.114.102

"Re(4):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 06:34

you need to be rushed to a hospital right away.

How long did it take you to read it all?

Are we having fun yet?

Hellbent

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140.186.119.19

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 09:16

Lut, you are a strange bird. *STRANGE* bird indeed.

I wanted to find out how many words that astronomically long post was. After I had highlighted it all, which took several minutes, my hard drived churned for a good 5 seconds when I copied it to the clipboard. So just how long was this gargantuan post? Oh, I just need to say once more that, um, Lut, you are one strange bird. Now, on to the results for this monstrously long post--sex with Dolphins indeed--ok, sorry, now for the results.

51,257 characters
10,185 words
472 sentences
896 lines
20 pages
_____________________________________________________________

"Man breaks neck while receiving dolphin's load after giving dolphin head"

"Man killed by dolphin's firehose ejaculitory force"

"Man choked to death by prehensile penis of over excited dolphin"

Getting dirty with dolphins indeed....

Are we having fun yet?

fraggle`
Not Elton John

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20732082
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"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 10:33

klf:~ $ wget http://www.doomworld.com/forums/general/messages/835.shtml
--18:47:48-- http://www.doomworld.com/forums/general/messages/835.shtml
=> `835.shtml'
Connecting to www-cache.soton.ac.uk:3128... connected!
Proxy request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: unspecified [text/html]

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18:47:51 (190.93 KB/s) - `835.shtml' saved [341373]

klf:~ $ wc 835.shtml
1451 28573 341373 835.shtml

Lüt
Albino Negro

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"Re(3):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 21:54:

Y'know, you could just go FILE --> PROPERTIES.

OF COURSE THAT MAY BE TOO NON-TECHNICAL FOR YOU.

[this message was edited by Lüt on Wed 30 May 23:23]

Katgut

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"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 09:08

quote:
In the name of thy fatherand in his shadow of deceitI bow down to nothing visibleand cringe at the blood on my feetThe cinematic death at my handsas I watched your blind eyes cryNo plot, ...

I'd post songs here, but I need to find a rhyme for "teratogenesis" first. :->

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Hellbent

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"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 09:20

abiogenesis. There are a lot of good words with the suffix "genesis". One word, which I can't remember what it is, essentially means change or morphing or mutating.

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deadnail
A Happy Republican

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"Sheesh." , posted Wed 30 May 09:29

Metamorphosis?

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Katgut

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"Re(1):Sheesh." , posted Wed 30 May 09:32

quote:
Metamorphosis? ...

Don't make me post another 250k of random characters.

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Hellbent

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"Re(2):Sheesh." , posted Thu 31 May 06:41

Go ahead, it'll just get deleted :p

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deadnail
A Happy Republican

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"I'm sorry!" , posted Wed 30 May 09:40

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skadoomer

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152.163.205.78

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 07:54

i'm gone 24 hours and look what has happened. Well, at least this helps me write my dolphin sex project for health!
Thanks Lut.

ska is cool

Hellbent

jasonr@berkshire.net
140.186.119.19

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 07:32

Holy Heaven! Please tell me you copied and pasted all that Lut. Jesus, Joseph and Mary!

Are we having fun yet?

Hellbent

jasonr@berkshire.net
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"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 07:10

Lotta replies. I figured I'd post just cause there's a lotta replies.

I got a shotgun in one hand, a chaingun in the other.
A rocket launcher slung over my right shoulder,
A plasma rifle rests over the other.
I got a chainsaw up my butt,
And a BFG down my pants.
I got 100 shotgun shells and 400 bullets;
100 rockets and 600 cells of plasma;
All crammed into my backpack.

You're probably wondering how I can carry all this weight and Still run 80mph?

Well, buchshot, did it occur to you there is little gravity on The Phobos Moon?
And near none on Deimos, too?
And did you know that Hell's only weight is souls damned eternally?
Well, now you do.

Are we having fun yet?

Stphrz'

stphrz@yahoo.com
Nah...
24.67.149.165

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:45

There once was a guy named Lüt.
He liked to play with his flute.
When he was alone
He'd suck his own bone
His boyfriend thought it was cute.

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
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"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 5 Jun 16:34

Bara khana; SICH VERDUNKELMACHEN!

Lord FlatHead

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"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:44

Jesus Christ. Is it full moon or something ? Every month or so someone posts something weird and suddenly there's hundreds of replies. I don't get it.

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deadnail
A Happy Republican

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"You're right, Flathead" , posted Wed 30 May 07:52

This bizarre ritual is in direct correlation with the lunar alignment.

On a lighter note, take a look at the time of postings on Lüt's little rampage here... I'm not saying he copied and pasted them, although it's still a little obvious he did.

What about that book, eh? Fascinating read.

I don't get it either, although somehow I'm usually right in the middle of it. Screw it, one of these times you'll get swept right along too.

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We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Lüt
Albino Negro

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"Re(1):You're right, Flathead" , posted Wed 30 May 21:58:

I typed most of them out of my Tiamat album's liner notes. I found a site that had some of their album's lyrics, but not all of them, so I alternated between cut+paste from the site and typing the other from the liner notes. They're all cool though - I haven't been in a Tiamat mood for at least a month. (That usually signifies a drastic problem.)

[this message was edited by Lüt on Wed 30 May 23:25]

Lüt
Albino Negro

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"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:21

The smell of flowers, the smell of grace
If I could only find such a wonderful place
The place not known before you die
A paradise above the skies

If I close my eyes I can see it clear
The visions are whispering in my ears
The smell of pain, the smell of death
The odour that is my last breath

The smell of incense takes me high
Way up high where eagles fly

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
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"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:19

In a dream
I´m climbing clouds
I touch a subdued sky
With my bare hands

In a dream
Let me drag you through my worlds
My kingdom for your thoughts
What is in your mind

When the night is to rouse you desires!
(In a dream...)
And the wind of darkness whispers!
(In a dream...)
Be prepared to leave your reality!
(In a dream...)
Wake up to a game called life!
(In a dream...)

In a dream
I stand naked on a hill
I am looking down at me
Trying to touch my cold skin

In a dream
In a pool of blood
Evil as pure as innocense
Evil as pure as love

When the night is to rouse you desires!
(In a dream...)
And the wind of darkness whispers!
(In a dream...)
Be prepared to leave your reality!
(In a dream...)
Wake up to a game called life!
(In a dream...)

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
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"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:17

I came so close, so near
That I almost got out of myself
When a pink coloured vision did appear
A girl with something to sell

The girl offered me a pocket size sun
I beheld its innocent smile
She said "If you wanna have fun,
It will take you to heaven for awhile"

An inch from the blue skies ceiling
I was touched by her careful fingertips
With the sun we shared our feelings
And I finally kissed her ruby lips

She started to sing a lullaby
Origined from ancient Senoi
"In dream´s realm can no one die
Sleep safe my little boy"

The sun cut my eyes like a dropblade
Drew elseworlds in the sand
My memories began to fade
And did suddenly slip through my hands

In the sand I found two wonderful shells
As like as peas
And I thought I could hear the sound of bluebells
Behind the roaring seas...

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:15

With a solar knife I split the sky,
And walk right in between.
To search the answers to every "why?",
Where I have seen the unseen.

I count the stars in my hands,
And dream myself strong.
To watch them twinkle on my command,
As once a year in midwinter songs.

I stole the color of night,
To get out of your sight.
I am the visionaire,
Follow me if you dare...

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:13

This dole crowner gallows me
As this mere welkin hallowed be
Wherupon I trick and train and tire
To limn my umbered love in fire
Before this noble mare bewrays
As I see it all decays
In debile coil of smokers suspires

Ay our last orison quickens as we
Are drumbling near this point of free
Quell me maculate slowly dyer
Case my remains with sharpened brier
Atone me to my throes decay
To dim and dire fields I vail
And my eale´s but a slumbering lier

Then so lingered here but none
To buckle back what had begun
In molten aeons caged desire
Dared phantasma us much higher
Ceased to milch the cover flower
Neither raindrops nor my lover
Shall restore what has been done
When we´re all keeled in freezing sun

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:11

Soothe my skin
My sweetness of soul
Your dream I dreamed
Dear wateringhole
A bride divine
In ruby eyed crown
Deep underneath
Your soft waterdown

I breathe in the fumes
Of oils unfathomed
With glory and pride
I confess myself doomed
You won again
Godly different kind
My air has ceased
To the deepest peace of mind

What it once ment
Is lost in the end
With profound words
Of just beeing friends
A timeglass you turned
Of hours getting late
How fatal then
Is all of your hate

I breathe in the fumes
Of oils unfathomed
With glory and pride
I confess myself doomed
You won again
Godly different kind
My air has ceased
To the deepest peace of mind

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:09

The threne my love that opens now
In cattle blood of aery brow
Con that life´s a dream not to affy
As embodied matter love will die

You twinkle still in argentine
When I palmy dout the rapid din
To force the mure, the pain I hide
As you´re not longer by my side

Mazed I helmed this crater deem
Stranger than a stranger seems
Wished to shroud the sortance leer
And yarley wink the eyes of fear

Splay the moon that foolish me
And let the sunshine ravin me
Beyond the love I do behold
A ken I saw, a fane of gold

I´d peize in pounds our insane blend
And phantom laid a smile I send
Eke an ounce of purple fire
Anf fairy eyes no longer twire

Would fain to stalk the colour fields
But tickle I shall stark lonely yield
Merely in drowning water clay
As anguish wears but shades of grey

To retain the chains of elder squire
I´d prune the funeral skies denier
Once in awhile he still appeals
To remind you all it´s still for real

(...breathing smoke and fire...)

But the face of evil that haunted us
Was never ever present thus
The cupid rainbow ties an orb
In which every demon shall absorb

Do you think I care?
Do you really think I care?

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:07

Robin, goodfellow
Dianae, my muse
Morpheus in my heart
Your sands in my veins
It´s a deeper kind of slumber

What is universe anyway
But a pouch of silver coins
The intense breathing
Of dying animal
A foreboding of afterlife
Master keys in oaken chest
The somewhere is mine
And from there I´ll continue

All I asked for was a little love
Meet me on the other side
Where as a rose I will wake
Though blind I follow every step you take
Dianae, my muse
Dianae, my solitude
Neither raindrops nor my lover
Cease to exist, rise to exist no more
It´s a deeper kind of slumber

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:05

What heals our snowblind weary eyes
When all stars are slain by fiery skies
And every word upon your spiraling croos
Is but a misled sun, a bitter loss

-=Inject us out of here=-

All I asked for was a little love
But from my hands flew the maiden dove
While cloudes like cotton snowwhite sheep
Still calm beside their shepherd sleep

-=Inject us out of here=-

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:02

It comes smoothly at start.
Stirs gently in the color pot.
Centrifuge. Restore amends.
For everyspiralchange.
A snowflake bride.
A heroine.
(--heroin, psilocybin, mescaline, psilocin, fucking oxytocin bitch--)

A quark resolution of God.
An angel in powder snow.
Symmetrical.
Asymmetry.
A newborn star of logic.
A newborn star of magic.

Take a shortwave frequency ride.
(Any you like.)
What you believe in, you will find.
Close your eyes to see;
This will take a while...

. . . .................... . . .

. . . .................... . . .

. . . .................... . . .

. . . .................... . . .

. . . .................... . . .

. . . .................... . . .

I wipe the steamy window lustre.
Today I'll attend a new planet earth.

After you, sir...

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 03:56

No candy-colored paradise.
No stary black-holed eyes.
No more dreams of neverend.
Through embers only dark descends.

No more comatose sleepwalking.
No feelble sideshow tonguetalking.
Not ever crucified you'd get that far.
Nor escape the shining morningstar.

No lies shall opiate our senses.
No spying glasses with shaded lenses.
No suns that burn a brighter tint.
Just lucid weaves in pristine mint.

No more angels in the snow.
No more hunting high and low.
No more water in our veins.
To seek out gold from grains.

No fight to win or lose.
No single path to choose.
No second coming at all.
Just a simple rise and fall.

MAC'VILEWHORE

death@mountaincable.net
Pants(tm)
24.215.10.123

"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 07:00

:::::INTERMISSION:::::

SORRY I PISSED YOUR COFFEE BIATCH!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(3):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 23:21

BOOYAKA!

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 03:53

Lucy was my first choice,
Lucy was the one.
She was my silent voice,
When all was said and done.
Lucy was a demon,
She did it all my way.
She'd give me all her fun,
As long as I would pay.

Lucy gave me veil,
Like shaken crystal clear.
When lights were turning pale,
Then I would still be there.
Lucy shown in neon,
Lucy swore she's mine.
And in another aeon,
I would be the first in line.

Maonth

Maonth@hotmail.com
50187741
194.192.179.196

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 02:39

you guys are all weird.

What should i get? Quake3? Half-Life? Soldier of fortune?
Arhh heck ill just go get DOOM2.

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 5 Jun 16:36

SEOIJ: AAJERJHUITUGAMXUVURNAOGJDLAMVI!!

Toke

Toke@free-1.com
64574377
24.21.148.147

"Carcass - Black Star" , posted Tue 29 May 22:02

Black star, jewel of the night
Black star, burning bright
Magnificent sun, a beacon burning
Five pointed coal, a guide eternal
Black star, five pointed coal
Black star, the cosmic soul
Shining opaque, celestial furnace
Glittering dark, a sun in mourning

Black star, where light never shines
Black star won't you be my guide?
A dead sun for where the light never shines

Shine on...
Twinkle, twinkle black star
Shine on...

Black star, darken the skies
Forever burn, never to die
An ebony flame, a sun infernal
Nemesis of the night, my own dark angel
Black star, jewel of the night
Black star, so cruel, so bright
A glorious sun, with warmth so healing
Glittering dark, a sun in mourning

Black star, where light never shines
Black star won't you be my guide?
A dead sun for where the light never shines <>Shine on...
Twinkle, twinkle black star
Shine on... black star

(lead)

Shine on...
Twinkle, twinkle black star
Shine on...

Toke.dynip.com temporarily down.
http://www.SquadIV.com
http://24.21.148.147
ftp://your:pic@24.21.148.147

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(1):Carcass - Black Star" , posted Tue 29 May 22:57

Whoa, Carcass! I haven't listened to them since I got my Arch Enemy CDs (Burning Bridges at least). I think it's about time.

KEEP ON ROTTING IN THE FREE WORLD!

Stphrz'

stphrz@yahoo.com
Nah...
24.67.149.165

"Re(2):Carcass - Black Star" , posted Wed 30 May 03:50

Neil Young hates you.

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(3):Carcass - Black Star" , posted Wed 30 May 23:18

Is he that bozo from Le*A*d Zeppelin?

He can lick my couch clean.

Stphrz'

stphrz@yahoo.com
Nah...
24.67.149.165

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:09:

Allright. Here we go.

*clears throat*

Ahem.

Please reach off this tarnished hour
Drink peace I guess only for my own
Brave seasons lost in love
The brilliant branches touching all
Warm branches touch bodies cold

We lie, clutching our human toil
Thee, prey of love, stands in fertile soil
Come, oh please oblige me
I will show you what pain will cost
Come see what riches could blind me
And I'll show you what we have lost

Scattered across the western lands
Flickering the light of lost cause
The fury of the whispers call so hard
The scenes destroying your heart
Come comfort your heart
Come comfort your heart
Come comfort your heart
The coffin your heart

The truth is simple and soft
We're the new people

'K that's it for my little recital. Thanks for your time. Carry on :P

[this message was edited by Stphrz' on Tue 29 May 21:10]

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 23:01

LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE NEW PEOPLE!!

::plays Danzig 5::

......

Oops, I killed them all. Sorry :|

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.147.202.56

"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:21

pretty cool

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(3):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 23:27

HI!

EAT MY FUCK!

Dashiva

64.230.136.89

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 19:40

This message !!ALMOST!! wastes as much space as you do.

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 23:08:

Nah, THIS is a waste of space:

Firstly, introductions all round. My name is Lüt; musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile. People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children.

Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive creatures. They enjoy the company of humans, and if a relationship develops between a human and a dolphin, as has happened with me, they will, on occasion, wish to express their trust and affection for you in the most direct way; through mating, or sex-play. You see, dolphins do not use sex purely for procreative reasons. They use it as a way of strengthening the bonds between pod mates (mothers and calves included), and also for fun. Dolphins and humans share this common trait with very few other animals, so sometimes it makes me wonder when people continue to ask me "How DO you mate with a dolphin?". Easy. Let the dolphin tell you!

Well, here is a selection of questions people have asked me, so I hope this sheds some light on the subject...

Q1) How do I tell a male dolphin from a female one?

A1) Probably the most common question I get asked. There are 2 ways of determining the sex of a dolphin. The most obvious way is to take a peek under the peduncle (the long part of the body connected to the tail flukes). On the dolphin's belly, directly opposite the dorsal fin, will be the umbilicus, or the navel of the dolphin. Looking further down towards the tail, you start to see the differences.

Male dolphins have two separate slits for the penis (the urogenital opening) and the anus. These are separated by a bridge of skin. The male's urogenital opening is generally located further up the belly, towards the navel.

Females, on the other fin, have one continuous larger slit, the anus located at the end of it. On either side of the genital slit, you will find two smaller slits; these are the mammary slits, where the nipples of the dolphin are kept for feeding the calves. The slit is also located closer to the tail stock of the dolphin.

The other way to determine the sex of a dolphin, if you can't reach their belly, is to look at their mellon, or head. The males tend to have a fatter, rounder mellon, while the females are more sleek and streamlined.

Q2) How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?

A2) There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active.

Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with males and females...

The Male:

When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.)

WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.

The Female:

Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.

Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalization.

Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

Q4) What diseases can I get from dolphins? Can I give them any?

A4) I have had no experiences with Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD's) with dolphins, so I couldn't rightfully say. I do know, however, that you can pass the Flu between you, along with other respiratory problems. (I got a cold when a dolphin sneezed on me once. It cleared up after a week or so.) You can also pass some skin irritations on to them, if you handle them with chaffed or broken skin. Just like with a human, it is best to BE CLEAN when you handle a dolphin. If you have cuts on your hands, avoid touching them unless you wash with a Betadine surgical scrub prior to handling. This is available from most Veterinary and Surgical suppliers. If you have some disease of some sort, avoid mating, for the dolphins sake. This is a little known area, more so because Zoophilia is considered illegal in many places (which I think is a load of crud, but the law's the law....)

Q5) Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated?

A5) Well, yes. If they are hanging around, but not looking particularly excited, but you are, you can invite them with this way...

Male and Female dolphins can be invited by rolling them on their sides, again, but instead of going straight to the genital slit, rub along their bellies, between their pectoral fins, along the navel, and every once in a while, over the genital slit. If they are responsive, they will show the signs of excitement as described earlier, and you can proceed as usual. If, however, they are not responsive, they will swim away, or turn back upright. DO NOT force the issue with a dolphin! Trying to restrain them will only break their trust in you, and could cause you serious injury. Pat them, stroke them and talk to them lovingly, but do not try anything else. It is best, anyway, to let the dolphin tell you when they are ready. It is far more pleasant, and more fulfilling anyway. And more special.

Q6) Where can I find a dolphin to mate with?

A6) Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public, the dolphins are not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible, etc etc... some may have external enclosures, which may be accessible, but that is no guarantee. Best thing sometimes is to find a beach or a cove that the dolphins frequent. It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as quick as 3 days to acclimatize). Gaining their trust takes time, and you need to visit frequently. This is impossible for some people, I understand, but it is the best way. Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city.

Well, I hope this is of use to whoever is interested. One final note. You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal, one of the few wild animals that seek the company of man by their own initiative. This is special. Do not abuse it.

------

INTRODUCTION

"Mithras, God of the Morning, our trumpets waken the Wall!
Rome is above the Nations, but Thou art over all!"
Rudyard Kipling, British author and poet
A Song to Mithras

For over three hundred years the rulers of the Roman Empire worshipped the god Mithras. Known throughout Europe and Asia by the names Mithra, Mitra, Meitros, Mihr, Mehr, and Meher, the veneration of this god began some 4000 years ago in Persia, where it was soon imbedded with Babylonian doctrines. The faith spread east through India to China, and reached west throughout the entire length of the Roman frontier; from Scotland to the Sahara Desert, and from Spain to the Black Sea. Sites of Mithraic worship have been found in Britain, Italy, Romania, Germany, Hungary, Bulgaria, Turkey, Persia, Armenia, Syria, Israel, and North Africa.

In Rome, more than a hundred inscriptions dedicated to Mithras have been found, in addition to 75 sculpture fragments, and a series of Mithraic temples situated in all parts of the city. One of the largest Mithraic temples built in Italy now lies under the present site of the Church of St. Clemente, near the Colosseum in Rome.

The widespread popularity and appeal of Mithraism as the final and most refined form of pre-Christian paganism was discussed by the Greek historian Herodotus, the Greek biographer Plutarch, the neoplatonic philosopher Porphyry, the Gnostic heretic Origen, and St. Jerome the church Father. Mithraism was quite often noted by many historians for its many astonishing similarities to Christianity.

The faithful referred to Mithras as "the Light of the World", symbol of truth, justice, and loyalty. He was mediator between heaven and earth and was a member of a Holy Trinity. According to Persian mythology, Mithras was born of a virgin given the title 'Mother of God'. The god remained celibate throughout his life, and valued self-control, renunciation and resistance to sensuality among his worshippers. Mithras represented a system of ethics in which brotherhood was encouraged in order to unify against the forces of evil.

The worshippers of Mithras held strong beliefs in a celestial heaven and an infernal hell. They believed that the benevolent powers of the god would sympathize with their suffering and grant them the final justice of immortality and eternal salvation in the world to come. They looked forward to a final day of judgement in which the dead would resurrect, and to a final conflict that would destroy the existing order of all things to bring about the triumph of light over darkness.

Purification through a ritualistic baptism was required of the faithful, who also took part in a ceremony in which they drank wine and ate bread to symbolize the body and blood of the god. Sundays were held sacred, and the birth of the god was celebrated annually on December the 25th. After the earthly mission of this god had been accomplished, he took part in a Last Supper with his companions before ascending to heaven, to forever protect the faithful from above.

However, it would be a vast oversimplification to suggest that Mithraism was the single forerunner of early Christianity. Aside from Christ and Mithras, there were plenty of other deities (such as Osiris, Tammuz, Adonis, Balder, Attis, and Dionysus) said to have died and resurrected. Many classical heroic figures, such as Hercules, Perseus, and Theseus, were said to have been born through the union of a virgin mother and divine father. Virtually every pagan religious practice and festivity that couldn't be suppressed or driven underground was eventually incorporated into the rites of Christianity as it spread across Europe and throughout the world.

THE PERSIAN ORIGINS OF MITHRAISM

In order to fully understand the religion of Mithraism it is necessary to look to its foundation in Persia, where originally a multitude of gods were worshipped. Amongst them were Ahura-Mazda, god of the skies, and Ahriman, god of darkness. In the sixth and seventh century B.C., a vast reformation of the Persian pantheon was undertaken by Zarathustra (known in Greek as Zoroaster), a prophet from the kingdom of Bactria. The stature of Ahura-Mazda was elevated to that of supreme god of goodness, whereas the god Ahriman became the ultimate embodiment of evil.

In the same way that Ahkenaton, Abraham, Heliogabalus, and Mohammed later initiated henotheistic cults from the worship of their respective deities, Zarathustra created a henotheistic dualism with the gods Ahura-Mazda and Ahriman. As a result of the Babylonian captivity of the Jews (597 B.C.) and their later emancipation by King Cyrus the Great of Persia (538 B.C.), Zoroastrian dualism was to influence the Jewish belief in the existence of HaShatan, the malicious Adversary of the god Yahweh, and later permit the evolution of the Christian Satan-Jehovah dichotomy. Persian religious dualism became the foundation of an ethical system that has lasted until this day.

The reformation of Zarathustra retained the hundreds of Persian deities, assembling them into a complex hierarchical system of 'Immortals' and 'Adored Ones' under the rule of either Ahura- Mazda or Ahriman. Within this vast pantheon, Mithras gained the title of 'Judger of Souls'. He became the divine representative of Ahura-Mazda on earth, and was directed to protect the righteous from the demonic forces of Ahriman. Mithras was called omniscient, undeceivable, infallible, eternally watchful, and never-resting.

In the Avesta, the holy book of the religion of Zarathustra, Ahura-Mazda was said to have created Mithras in order to guarantee the authority of contracts and the keeping of promises. The name Mithras was, in fact, the Persian word for 'contract'. The divine duty of Mithras was to ensure general prosperity through good contractual relations between men. It was believed that misfortune would befall the entire land if a contract was ever broken.

Ahura-Mazda was said to have created Mithras to be as great and worthy as himself. He would fight the spirits of evil to protect the creations of Ahura-Mazda and cause even Ahriman to tremble. Mithras was seen as the protector of just souls from demons seeking to drag them down to Hell, and the guide of these souls to Paradise. As Lord of the Sky, he took the role of psychopomp, conducting the souls of the righteous dead to paradise.

According to Persian traditions, the god Mithras was actually incarnated into the human form of the Saviour expected by Zarathustra. Mithras was born of Anahita, an immaculate virgin mother once worshipped as a fertility goddess before the hierarchical reformation. Anahita was said to have conceived the Saviour from the seed of Zarathustra preserved in the waters of Lake Hamun in the Persian province of Sistan. Mithra's ascension to heaven was said to have occurred in 208 B.C., 64 years after his birth. Parthian coins and documents bear a double date with this 64 year interval.

Mithras was 'The Great King' highly revered by the nobility and monarchs, who looked upon him as their special protector. A great number of the nobility took theophorous (god-bearing) names compounded with Mithras. The title of the god Mithras was used in the dynasties of Pontus, Parthia, Cappadocia, Armenia and Commagene by emperors with the name Mithradates. Mithradates VI, king of Pontus (northern Turkey) in 120-63 B.C. became famous for being the first monarch to practice immunization by taking poisons in gradually increased doses. The terms mithridatism and mithridate (a pharmacological elixir) were named after him. The Parthian princes of Armenia were all priests of Mithras, and an entire district of this land was dedicated to the Virgin Mother Anahita. Many Mithraeums, or Mithraic temples, were built in Armenia, which remained one of the last strongholds of Mithraism.

The largest near-eastern Mithraeum was built in western Persia at Kangavar, dedicated to 'Anahita, the Immaculate Virgin Mother of the Lord Mithras'. Other Mithraic temples were built in Khuzestan and in Central Iran near present-day Mahallat, where at the temple of Khorheh a few tall columns still stand. Excavations in Nisa, later renamed Mithradatkirt, have uncovered Mithraic mausoleums and shrines. Mithraic sanctuaries and mausoleums were built in the city of Hatra in upper Mesopotamia. West of Hatra at Dura Europos, Mithraeums were found with figures of Mithras on horseback.

Persian Mithraism was more a collection of traditions and rites than a body of doctrines. However, once the Babylonians took the Mithraic rituals and mythology from the Persians, they thoroughly refined its theology. The Babylonian clergy assimilated Ahura-Mazda to the god Baal, Anahita to the goddess Ishtar, and Mithras to Shamash, their god of justice, victory and protection (and the sun god from whom King Hammurabi received his code of laws in the 18th century B.C.) As a result of the solar and astronomical associations of the Babylonians, Mithras later was referred to by Roman worshippers as 'Sol invictus', or the invincible sun. The sun itself was considered to be "the eye of Mithras". The Persian crown, from which all present day crowns are derived, was designed to represent the golden sun-disc sacred to Mithras.

As a deity connected with the sun and its life-giving powers, Mithras was known as 'The Lord of the Wide Pastures' who was believed to cause the plants to spring forth from the ground. In the time of Cyrus and Darius the Great, the rulers of Persia received the first fruits of the fall harvest at the festival of Mehragan. At this time they wore their most brilliant clothing and drank wine. In the Persian calendar, the seventh month and the sixteenth day of each month were also dedicated to Mithras.

The Babylonians also incorporated their belief in destiny into the Mithraic worship of Zurvan, the Persian god of infinite time and father of the gods Ahura-Mazda and Ahriman. They superimposed astrology, the use of the zodiac, and the deification of the four seasons onto the Persian rites of Mithraism.

"Astrology, of which these postulates were the dogmas,
certainly owes some share of its success to the Mithraic
propaganda, and Mithraism is therefore partly responsible
for the triumph in the West of this pseudo-science with its
long train of errors and terrors."
Franz Cumont, Belgian Mithraic researcher
Les Mystčres de Mithra, p.125

The Persians called Mithras 'The Mediator' since he was believed to stand between the light of Ahura-Mazda and the darkness of Ahriman. He was said to have 1000 eyes, expressing the conviction that no man could conceal his wrongdoing from the god. Mithras was known as the God of Truth, and Lord of Heavenly Light, and said to have stated "I am a star which goes with thee and shines out of the depths".

Mithras was associated with Verethraghna, the Persian god of victory. He would fight against the forces of evil, and destroy the wicked. It was believed that offering sacrifices to Mithras would provide strength and glory in life and in battle. In the Avesta, Yasht 10, it reads that Mithras "spies out his enemies; armed in his fullest panoply he swoops down upon them, scatters and slaughters them. He desolates and lays waste the homes of the wicked, he annihilates the tribes and the nations that are hostile to him. He assures victory unto them that fit instruction in the Good, that honour him and offer him the sacrificial libations."

Mithras was worshipped as guardian of arms, and patron of soldiers and armies. The handshake was developed by those who worshipped him as a token of friendship and as a gesture to show that you were unarmed. When Mithras later became the Roman god of contracts, the handshake gesture was imported throughout the Mediterranean and Europe by Roman soldiers.

In Armenian tradition, Mithras was believed to shut himself up in a cave from which he emerged once a year, born anew. The Persians introduced initiates to the mysteries in natural caves, according to Porphyry, the third century neoplatonic philosopher. These cave temples were created in the image of the World Cave that Mithras had created, according to the Persian creation myth.

As 'God of Truth and Integrity', Mithras was invoked in solemn oaths to pledge the fulfillment of contracts and punish liars. He was believed to maintain peace, wisdom, honour, prosperity, and cause harmony to reign among all his worshippers. According to the Avesta, Mithras could decide when different periods of world history were completed. He would judge mortal souls at death and brandish his mace over hell three times each day so that demons would not inflict greater punishment on sinners than they deserved.

Sacrificial offerings of cattle and birds were made to Mithras, along with libations of Haoma, a hallucinogenic drink used by Zoroastrian and Hindu priests, equated with the infamous hallucinogen 'Soma' described in the Vedic scriptures. Before daring to approach the altar to make an offering to Mithras, Persian worshippers were obliged to purge themselves by repeating purification rituals and flagellating themselves. These customs were continued in the initiation ceremonies of the Roman neophytes.

THE EXPANSION OF THE FAITH

With the rapid expansion of the Persian Empire, the worship of Mithras spread eastward through northern India into the western provinces of China. In Chinese mythology, Mithras came to be known as 'The Friend'. To this day, Mithras is represented as a military General in Chinese statues, and is considered to be the friend of man in this life and his protector against evil in the next.

In India, Mithras was recognized as 'God of Heavenly Light' and an ally of Indra, King of Heaven. Mithras was often prayed to and invoked along with Varuna, the Hindu god of moral law and true speech. Jointly known as 'Mitra-Varuna', it was believed that together they would uphold order in the world while travelling in a shining chariot and living in a golden mansion with a thousand pillars and a thousands doors. Mithras was also praised in the Vedic hymns. Just as in the Zoroastrian Avesta, the Hindu scriptures recognized Mithras as 'God of Light', 'Protector of Truth', and 'Enemy of Falsehood'.

The worship of Mithras also extended westward through what is now Turkey to the borders of the Aegean Sea. A bilingual dedication to Mithras, written in Greek and Aramaic, was found engraved upon a rock in a wild pass near Farasha in the Turkish province of Cappadocia. Mithras was also the only Iranian god whose name was known in ancient Greece. A grotto located near the Greek town of Tetapezus was dedicated to Mithras, before it was transformed into a church. However, Mithraism never made many converts in Greece or in the Hellenized countries. That country never extended the hand of hospitality to the god of its ancient enemies.

According to the Greek historian Plutarch (46-125 A.D.), Mithras was first introduced into Italy by pirates from Cilicia (south-east Turkey) who initiated the Romans into the secrets of the religion. These pirates performed strange sacrifices on Mount Olympus and practiced Mithraic rituals, which according to Plutarch "exist to the present day and were first taught by them". However, there were many foreign cults in Italy at that time, and these early Mithraists did not attract much attention.

It is one of the great of ironies of history that Romans ended up worshipping the god of their chief political enemy, the Persians. The Roman historian Quintus Rufus recorded in his book History of Alexander that before going into battle against the 'anti-Mithraean country' of Rome, the Persian soldiers would pray to Mithras for victory. However, after the two enemy civilizations had been in contact for more than a thousand years, the worship of Mithras finally spread from the Persians through the Phrygians of Turkey to the Romans.

The Romans viewed Persia as a land of wisdom and mystery, and Persian religious teachings appealed to those Romans who found the established state religion uninspiring - just as during the Cold War era of the 1960's many American university students rejected western religious values and sought enlightenment in the established spirituality of Communist east-Asian "enemy countries".

MITHRAS IN THE ROMAN EMPIRE

"Let us suppose that in modern Europe the faithful had
deserted the Christian churches to worship Allah or Brahma, to
follow the precepts of Confucius or Buddha, or to adopt the
maxims of the Shinto; let us imagine a great confusion of all
the races of the world in which Arabian mullahs, Chinese
scholars, Japanese bonzes, Tibetan lamas and Hindu pundits
should all be preaching fatalism and predestination, ancestor-
worship and devotion to a deified sovereign, pessimism and
deliverance through annihilation - a confusion in which all
those priests should erect temples of exotic architecture in
our cities and celebrate their disparate rites therein. Such
a dream, which the future may perhaps realize, would offer a
pretty accurate picture of the religious chaos in which the
ancient world was struggling before the reign of Constantine."
Franz Cumont
The Oriental Religions in Roman Paganism

At a time when Christianity was only one of several dozen foreign Eastern cults struggling for recognition in Rome, the religious dualism and dogmatic moral teaching of Mithraism set it apart from other sects, creating a stability previously unknown in Roman paganism. Early Roman worshippers imagined themselves to be keepers of ancient wisdom from the far east, and invincible heroes of the faith, ceaselessly fighting the powers of corruption. Mithraism quickly gained prominence and remained the most important pagan religion until the end of the fourth century, spreading Zoroastrian dualism throughout every province of the empire for three hundred years.

In those days, it was imperial policy to remove troops as far as possible from their country of origin in order to prevent local uprisings. A Roman soldier who, after several years of service in his native country had been promoted to the rank of centurion, was transferred to a foreign station where he was later assigned to a new garrison. This way, the entire body of centurions of any one legion constituted a microcosm of the empire. The vast extent of the Roman colonies formed links between Persia and the Mediterranean and caused the diffusion of the Mithraic religion into the Roman world.

Mithraism became a military religion under the Romans. The many dangers to which the Roman soldiers were exposed caused them to seek the protection of the gods of their foreign comrades in order to obtain success in battle or a happier life through death. The soldiers adopted the Mithraic faith for its emphasis on victory, strength, and security in the next world. Temples and shrines were dedicated to Mithras across the empire. In 67 B.C., the first congregation of Mithras-worshipping soldiers existed in Rome under the command of General Pompey.

From 67 to 70 A.D., the legio XV Apollinaris, or Fifteenth Apollonian Legion, took part in suppressing the uprising of the Jews in Palestine. After sacking and burning the Second Temple in Jerusalem and capturing the infamous Ark of the Covenant, this legion accompanied Emperor Titus to Alexandria, where they were joined by new recruits from Cappadocia (Turkey) to replace casualties suffered in their victorious campaigns. After their transportation to the Danube with the veteran legionnaires, they offered sacrifices to Mithras in a semicircular grotto that they consecrated to him on the banks of the river.

Soon, this first temple was no longer adequate and a second one was built adjoining a temple of Jupiter. As a municipality developed alongside the camp and the conversions to Mithraism continued to multiply, a third and much larger Mithraeum was erected towards the beginning of the second century. This temple was later enlarged by Diocletian, Emperor from 284-305 A.D. Diocletian rededicated this sanctuary to Mithras, giving him the title "The Protector of the Empire".

Five Mithraeums were found in Great Britain, where only three Roman legions were stationed. Remains were discovered in London near St. Paul's Cathedral (a site which I visited in July 1992), in Segontium in Wales, and three were found along Hadrian's Wall in Northern England. Mithraism also reached Northern Africa by Roman military recruits from abroad.

By the second century, the worship of Mithras had spread throughout Germany due to the powerful army that defended this territory. The greatest number of Mithraeums in the western world were discovered in Germany. An inscription has been found of a centurion's dedication to Mithras dating back to the year 148 A.D. One of the most famous Mithraic bas-reliefs, showing twelve scenes from the life of the god, was discovered in Neuenheim, Germany in 1838.

When Commodus (Emperor from 180-192 A.D.) was initiated into the Mithraic religion, there began an era of strong support of Mithraism that included emperors such as Aurelian, Diocletian, and Julian the Apostate, who called Mithras "the guide of the souls". All of these emperors took the Mithraic titles of 'Pius', 'Felix', and 'Invictus' (devout, blessed, and invincible). From this point on, Roman authority legitimized their rule by divine right, as opposed to heredity or vote of the Senate.

The Babylonian astrological influence within Mithraism established a solar henotheism as the leading religion at Rome. In 218 the Roman Emperor Heliogabalus (placed upon the throne at age 14) attempted to elevate his god, the Baal of Emesa to the rank of supreme divinity of the empire by subordinating the entire ancient pantheon. Heliogabalus was soon assassinated for his aspiration of a solar henotheism, but half a century later his attempt inspired emperor Aurelian to initiate the worship of the Sol invictus.

Worshipped in an elaborate temple, magnificent plays were held in honour of this deity every fourth year. Sol invictus was also elevated to the supreme rank in the divine hierarchy, and became the special protector of the emperors and the empire. Many Mithraic reliefs showed scenes of Mithras and Sol sharing a banquet over a table draped with the skin of the bull.

Soon after, the title of Sol invictus was transferred to Mithras. The Roman emperors formally announced their alliance with the sun and emphasized their likeness to Mithras, god of its divine light. Mithras was also unified with the sun-god Helios, and became known as 'The Great God Helios-Mithras'. Emperor Nero adopted the radiating crown as the symbol of his sovereignty to exemplify the splendour of the rays of the sun, and to show that he was an incarnation of Mithras. He was initiated into the Mithraic religion by the Persian Magi brought to Rome by the King of Armenia. Emperors from that time onwards proclaimed themselves destined to the throne by virtue of having been born with the divine ruling power of the sun.

THE RITES OF MITHRAIC INITIATION

Upon enlistment, the first act of a Roman soldier was to pledge obedience and devotion to the emperor. Absolute loyalty to authority and to fellow soldiers was the cardinal virtue, and the Mithraic religion became the ultimate vehicle for this fraternal obedience. The Mithras worshippers compared the practice of their religion to their military service. All of the initiates considered themselves sons of the same father owing to one another a brother's affection. Mithras was a chaste god, and his worshippers were taught reverence for celibacy (a convenient trait for soldiers to maintain). The spirit of camaraderie (and celibacy) was to be continued in the Roman Empire by the Christian belief in neighborly love and universal charity.

However, the worshippers of Mithras did not lose themselves in a contemplative mysticism like the followers of other near-eastern sects. Their morality particularly encouraged action, and during a period of war and confusion, they found stimulation, comfort and support in its tenets. In their eyes of the Roman soldiers, resistance to evil deeds and immoral actions became just as valued as victory in glorious military exploits. They would fight the powers of evil in accordance with the ideals of Zoroastrian dualism, in which life was conceived as a struggle against evil spirits.

By supplying a new conception of the world, Mithraism gave new meaning to life by determining the worshipper's beliefs concerning life after death. The struggle between good and evil was extended into the afterworld, where Mithras ensured the protection of his followers from the powers of darkness. It was believed that Mithras would judge the souls of the dead and lead the righteous into the heavenly regions where Ahura-Mazda reigned in eternal light. Mithraism brought the assurance that reverence would be rewarded with immortality.

Mithraism was an archetypal mystery cult and secret society. Like the rites of Demeter, Orpheus, and Dionysus, the Mithraic rituals admitted candidates by secret ceremonies, the meaning of which was known only to the initiated. Like all other institutionalized initiation rites of the past and present, this mystery cult allowed the initiates to be controlled and put under the command of their leaders. Preceding initiation into the Mithraic fold, the neophyte had to prove his courage and devotion by swimming across a rough river, descending a sharp cliff, or jumping through flames with his hands bound and eyes blindfolded. The initiate was also taught the secret Mithraic password, which he was to use to identify himself to other members, and which he was to repeat to himself frequently as a personal mantra.

Mithraic worshippers believed that the human soul descended into the world at birth. The goal of their religious quest was to achieve the soul's ascent out of the world again by gaining passage through seven heavenly gates, corresponding to seven grades of initiation. Therefore, being promoted to a higher rank in the religion was believed to correspond to a heavenly journey of the soul. Promotion was obtained through submission to religious authority (kneeling), casting off the old life (nakedness), and liberation from bondage through the mysteries.

The process of Mithraic initiation required the symbolic climbing of a ceremonial ladder with seven rungs, each made of a different metal to symbolize the seven known celestial bodies. By symbolically ascending this ceremonial ladder through successive initiations, the neophyte could proceed through the seven levels of heaven. The seven grades of Mithraism, were: Corax (Raven), Nymphus (Male Bride), Miles (Soldier), Leo (Lion), Peres (Persian), Heliodromus (Sun-Runner), and Pater (Father); each respective grade protected by Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, the Moon, the Sun, and Saturn.

The lowest degree of initiation into the grade of Corax symbolized the death of a new member, from which he would arise reborn as a new man. This represented the end of his life as an unbeliever, and cancelled previous allegiances to the other unacceptable beliefs. The title Corax (Raven) originated with the Zoroastrian custom of exposing the dead on funeral towers to be eaten by carrion birds, a custom continued today by the Parsis of India, the descendants of the Persian followers of Zarathustra.

Further initiation involved the clashing of cymbals, beating of drums, and the unveiling of a statue of Mithras. The initiate drank wine from the cymbal to recognize it as the source of ritual ecstasy. Next, he ate a small morsel of bread placed on a drum, to signify his acceptance of Mithras as the source of his food. This bread had been exposed to the rays of the sun, so by eating the bread the worshipper was partaking of the divine essence of the sun itself. The initiate would also offer a loaf of bread and cup of water to the statue of Mithras.

When a neophyte reached the degree of Miles (soldier), he was offered a crown, which he had to reject with the saying "Only Mithras is my crown". The indelible mark of a cross, symbol of the sun, was then branded on his forehead with a hot iron to symbolize his ownership by the deity, and he would renounce the social custom of wearing a wreath. From then on, the neophyte belonged to the sacred militia of 'The Invincible God Mithras'. All family ties were severed and only fellow initiates were to be considered brothers.

Worshippers used caves and grottos as temples wherever possible, or at least gave temples the internal appearance of caves or of being subterranean by building steps leading down to the entrance. They took part in masquerading as animals, such as ravens and lions, and inserted passages into their ritual chants that were devoid of any literal meaning. All of these rites that characterized Roman Mithraism originated in ancient prehistoric ceremonies.

During the rituals, the evolution of the universe and the destiny of mankind was explained. The service consisted chiefly of contemplating the Mithraic symbolism, praying while knelt before benches, and chanting hymns to the accompaniment of flutes. Hymns were sung describing the voyage of Mithras' horse-drawn chariot across the sky. Invokers and worshippers of Mithras prayed, "Abide with me in my soul. Leave me not [so] that I may be initiated and that the Holy Spirit may breathe within me." Animal sacrifices, mostly of birds, were also conducted in the Mithraeums.

The Mithraic clergy's duty was to maintain the perpetual holy fire on the altar, invoke the planet of the day, offer the sacrifices for the disciples, and preside at initiations. The Mithraic priests were known as Patres Sacrorum, or Fathers of the Sacred Mysteries. They were mystically designated with the titles Leo and Hierocorax, and presided over the priestly festivals of Leontica (the festival of lions), Coracica (the festival of ravens), and Hierocoracica (the festival of sacred ravens).

The great festival of the Mithraic calendar was held on December the 25th, and the 16th of every month was kept holy to Mithras. The first day of the week was dedicated to the sun, to whom prayers were recited in the morning, noon, and evening. Services were held on Sundays, in which bells were sounded and praises were offered to Mithras. On great occasions, the 'soldiers of Mithras' took part in the sacrament of bread and wine as sacred bulls were sacrificed.

THE TAUROBOLIUM

While Mithras was worshipped almost exclusively by men, most of the wives and daughters of the Mithraists took part in the worship of Magna Mater, Ma-Bellona, Anahita, Cybele, and Artemis. These goddess religions practiced a regeneration ritual known as the Taurobolium, or bull sacrifice, in which the blood of the slaughtered animal was allowed to fall down upon the initiate, who would be lying, completely drenched in a pit below. As a result of their association with practitioners of this rite, Mithraists soon adopted the Taurobolium ritual as their own.

This baptism of blood became a renewal of the human soul, as opposed to mere physical strength. Mithraic baptism wiped out moral faults; the purity aimed at had become spiritual. The descent into the pit was regarded as symbolic burial, from which the initiate would emerge reborn, purified of all his crimes and regarded as the equal of a god. Those who made it through the Taurobolium were revered by their brethren, and accepted in the fold of Mithraism.

"The taurobolium had become a means of obtaining a new and
eternal life; the ritualistic ablutions were no longer
external and material acts, but were supposed to cleanse the
soul of its impurities and to restore its original
innocence; the sacred repasts imparted an intimate virtue to
the soul and furnished sustenance to the spiritual life."
Franz Cumont
Les Mystčres de Mithra

The bull has been exalted throughout the ancient world for its strength and vigour. Greek myths told of the Minotaur, a half-man half-bull monster who lived in the Labyrinth beneath Crete, and took an annual sacrifice of six young men and six maidens before being slain by the hero Theseus. Minoan artwork depicted nimble acrobats leaping bravely over the backs of bulls. The altar in front of Solomon's Temple in Jerusalem was adorned with bull horns believed to be endowed with magical powers. The bull was also one of the four tetramorphs, the symbols later associated with the four gospels. The mystique of this powerful animal still survives today in the ritualistic bull-fighting of Spain and Mexico, and in the rodeo bull-riding of the U.S.

The bull was an obvious representation of masculinity by nature of its size, strength, and sexual power. At the same time, the bull symbolized lunar forces by virtue of its horns and earthly forces by virtue of its powerful root to the ground. The ritual sacrifice of the bull symbolized the penetration of the feminine principle by the masculine. The slaying of the bull represented the victory of man's spiritual nature over his animality; parallel to the symbolic images of Marduk slaying Tiamut, Gilgamesh killing Humbaba, Michael subduing Satan, St. George slaying the dragon, the Centurion piercing Christ's side, Lewis Carroll's "beamish boy" slaying the Jabberwocky, and Sigourney Weaver slaying the Alien.

According to the archetypal hero myth recited in Roman Mithraic rituals, the infant Mithras formed an alliance with the sun and set off to kill the bull, the first living creature ever created. While the bull was grazing in a pasture, Mithras seized it by the horns and dragged it into a cave. The bull soon escaped, but was recaptured when Mithras was given the command by the raven, messenger of the sun, to slay the bull. With the help of his dog, Mithras succeeded in overtaking the bull and dragging it again in the cave. Then, seizing it by the nostrils, he plunged deep into its flank with his knife.

As the bull died, the world came into being and time was born. From the body of the slain beast sprang forth all the herbs and plants that cover the earth. From the spinal cord of the animal sprang wheat to produce bread, and from the blood came the vine to produce wine. The shedding of the sacrificial blood brought great blessings to the world, which Ahriman tried to prevent. The struggle between good and evil which at that moment first began was to continue until the end of time.

"This ingenious fable carries us back to the very beginnings
of civilization. It could never have risen save among a
people of shepherds and hunters with whom cattle, the
source of all wealth, had become an object of religious
veneration"
Franz Cumont
Les Mystčres de Mithra

Mithraic sculpture depicted the Taurobolium with invariable consistency. Mithras was always depicted in the cave kneeling on the back of the bull, dagger in hand, wearing a flowing cape and Phrygian cap (the rounded, conical hats currently en vogue amongst rap-music fans). He was shown pulling back the bull's head by its nostrils and stabbing it with the dagger, back foot extended over the bull's right leg. A dog and a snake were shown leaping into bull's wound, representing the dualistic conflict of good and evil at the moment of creation. A scorpion was shown at the bull's genitals, depicting evil seeking to destroy life at its source. Ears of corn sprung from the tail of the bull representing victory of good over evil.

During the celebration of the vernal equinox, the Phrygian priests of the Great Mother attributed the blood shed in the Taurobolium to the redemptive power of the blood of the Divine Lamb shed on the Christian Easter. It was maintained that the dramatic Taurobolium purification ritual was more effective than baptism. The food that was taken during the mystic feasts was likened to the bread and wine of the communion; the Mother of the Gods (Magna Mater) received greater worship than the Mother of God (Mary), whose son also had risen again.

An inscription in the Mithraeum under the Church of Santa Prisca in Rome referred to Mithras saving men by shedding the eternal blood of the bull. On the very spot on which the last Taurobolium took place at the end of the fourth century, in the Phrygianum, today stands the Vatican's St. Peter's Basilica.

THE DECLINE OF MITHRAISM

"As the religious history of the empire is studied more
closely, the triumph of the church will, in our opinion,
appear more and more as the culmination of a long evolution
of beliefs. We can understand the Christianity of the fifth
century with its greatness and weaknesses, its spiritual
exaltation and its puerile superstitions, if we know the
moral antecedents of the world in which it developed."
Franz Cumont
The Oriental Religions in Roman Paganism

As the final pagan religion of the Roman Empire, Mithraism paved a smooth path for Christianity by transferring the better elements of paganism to this new religion. After Constantine, Emperor from 306-337 A.D., converted on the eve of a battle in 312, Christianity was made the state religion. All emperors following Constantine were openly hostile towards Mithraism. The religion was persecuted on the grounds that it was the religion of Persians, the arch-enemies of the Romans.

The absurdity with which Christianity enveloped Roman paganism was characterized by the early Church writer Tertullian (160-220 A.D.), who noticed that the pagan religion utilized baptism as well as bread and wine consecrated by priests. He wrote that Mithraism was inspired by the devil, who wished to mock the Christian sacraments in order to lead faithful Christians to hell. Nonetheless, Mithraism survived up to the fifth century in remote regions of the Alps amongst tribes such as the Anauni, and has managed to survive in the near-east until this day.

Mithras is still venerated today by the Parsis, the descendants of the Persian Zoroastrians now living mainly in India. Their temples to Mithras are now called 'dar-i Mihr' (The Court of Mithras). A scholar living among Parsis in Karachi, Pakistan reported that a Parsi mother, finding one of her grandchildren fighting with a younger child, told him to remember that Mithras was watching and would know the truth. Upon initiation, Parsi priests are given a 'Gurz', the symbolic Mace of Mithras, to represent the priestly duty to make war on evil. The priests continue to conduct their most sacred rituals under Mithra's protection.

In Iran, up until 1979, traditional Mithraic holidays and customs still continued to be practiced. The Iranian New Year celebration called 'Now-Ruz' would take place during the spring and continue for thirteen days. During this time Mehr (Mithras) was extolled as ancient god of the sun. The 'Mihragan' festival in honour of Mithras, Judge of Iran, also ran for a period of 5 days with great rejoicing and in a spirit of deep devotion.

These celebrations were encouraged under the Western-style cultural liberalism of the 1963 Revolution of the Shah, until exiled Islamic fundamentalist Ayatollah Khomeini returned to Iran in 1979 to impose strict Islamic codes of behaviour and dress on all Iranians. Khomeini immediately reversed the Westernization movement and proclaimed Iran to be an Islamic republic. Finally, all traditional Mithraic rituals were suppressed in the land that was once Persia, birthplace of the religion of Mithras.

MANICHAEISM AND LATER HERESIES

Back in early medieval Europe, a form of Mithraism had managed to survive for centuries beyond the edicts of Constantine. Even when it had been dethroned by Christianity, the Mithraic faith lived on in dignified opposition by mutating into a Christian heresy known as Manichaeism, which was to become a source of strife and bloodshed right down to the Middle Ages. The Persian dualism of Zarathustra introduced such strong principles into Europe that they continued to exert an influence long after the fall of the Roman Empire. The Manichaean faith succeeded as an heir to Mithraism, spreading within decades throughout the territories once covered by Mithraism in Asia and throughout the Mediterranean, eventually encompassing regions from China to North Africa, Spain, and Southern France.

Mani was born in 216 A.D. nearly 500 years after the incarnation of Mithras, and given the title 'The Seal of the Prophets' (a title since given to Mohammed by Islam). He was also called the Bagh, or the Lord to succeed Mithras. Mani preached a dualistic theological system emphasizing the purity of the spirit and the impurity of the body. He believed that the universe was controlled by the opposing powers of good and evil which had become temporarily intertwined, but at a future time would be separated and return to their own realms. Manichaean ethics focused on freeing the soul from the body and opposing material and physical pleasures. Mani's followers attempted to assist this separation by leading ascetic lives, preaching renunciation of the world, and discouraging marriage and procreation.

Ironically, Manichaeism was denounced in the west by the Papacy as a dangerous heresy considered detrimental to social life and common human institutions. It was also condemned in Persia for similar reasons. Mani was persecuted and finally put to death in 276 A.D., as were many of his followers. Regardless, Manichaeism spread widely and was a major religion in the East until the 14th century. It died out in the West by the 6th century, but later led to the creation of several early Christian heresies, such as the those of the Cathars and the Albigenses.

The Albigenses were a heretical Christian sect whose influence became widespread in Southern France around the year 1200. Its theology was based entirely upon Manichaean dualism. The Dominican Order was founded in 1205 in order to combat this heresy. Following the assassination of the papal legate in the year 1208, Pope Innocent III declared a crusade against the Albigenses. This developed into a political conflict with civil war between the north and south of France lasting until 1229.

The Knights Templar, a religious military order founded by Crusaders in Jerusalem in 1118, came into contact with Manichaean heretics who despised the Cross, regarding it as the instrument of Christ's torture. This tenet was believed to have been adopted by the Templars, who were suppressed and charged with blasphemy in 1312 for committing homosexual acts, worshipping the demon Baphomet, and ritually spitting upon crucifixes. To this day, the Knights Templar have been emulated by dozens of mystical sects and secret societies, including the Freemasons, the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn and the notorious Ordo Templi Orientallis reformulated by Alistair Crowley.

CONCLUSION

"If Christianity had been checked in its growth by some
deadly disease, the world would have become Mithraic."
Joseph Renan, French religious historian and critic
Marc-Aurčle et la fin du monde antique

The Mithraic legacy resulted in customs still carried out today, including the handshake and the wearing of the crown by the monarchy. Worshippers of Mithras were the first in the western world to preach the doctrine of divine right of kings. It was the worship of the sun, combined with the theological dualism of Zarathustra, that disseminated the ideas upon which the Sun-King Louis XIV (1638-1715) and other deified sovereigns of the West maintained their monarchial absolutism.

Of all the Roman pagan religions, none was so severe as Mithraism. None attained an equal moral elevation, and none could have had so strong a hold on mind and heart as the worship of this sun god and saviour. The major competitor with Christianity during the second and third centuries A.D., not even during the Moslem invasions had Europe come closer to adopting an Eastern religion than when Diocletian officially recognized Mithras as the protector of the Roman Empire. But in the end, Christianity finally became the champion of the inevitable conflict with the Zoroastrian faith for the dominion of the known world.

In theory, a proper coup-d'etat by the Mithras-worshipping Roman centurions could have prevented the Emperor Constantine from establishing Christianity as the official religion of the Roman Empire. Mithraism could quite possibly have survived through the following centuries with the theological assistance of the Manichaean Heresy and its various offshoots, assuming that the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth had somehow have been simultaneously quashed (possibly through an increased number of crucifixions).

With the absence of Christianity due to the continuation of Mithraism in the west, the rise of Islam may similarly have been prevented in the seventh century, and the violence of the crusades need not have occurred. Assuming that Islam had not enveloped Persia, the worship of Mithras could have continued within the pantheon of Zarathustra. Consequently, Mithraism would have made an even stronger indentation upon the pantheons of India and China, and possibly spread beyond to other far-eastern countries.

Columbus set sail during the Inquisition, another savage event representing the culmination of over a thousand years of European Christianity. Had Mithraism survived the millennium until the year 1492, the Indigenous people of the Americas would have been exposed to Mithraic worshippers instead of Catholic missionaries. Quite possibly, the Taurobolium would have been transposed upon the buffalo hunt rituals of the Plains Indians and the sacrificial ceremonies of the Maya, Inca, and Aztec, and these great empires would not have been annihilated by the brutal European conquerors who plundered in the name of King and Christ.

By playing quantum physicist through manipulating causality and further extending this 'What If?' scenario (and selectively ignoring countless variables) it is possible to reconstruct our current North American society with Mithraism in place of Christianity as the predominant religion and cultural driving force. After all, best selling author Mary Stewart used the concept of the local revival of Mithraism in medieval Britain for her novel Merlin of the Crystal Cave. The great Mithraic researcher Franz Cumont also commented extensively on the possibility that Mithraism had survived beyond Constantine.

"The morals of the human race would have been but little
changed, a little more virile perhaps, a little less
charitable, but only a shade different. The erudite theology
taught by the mysteries would obviously have shown a laudable
respect for science, but as its dogmas were based upon a false
physics it would apparently have insure the persistence of an
infinity of errors. Astronomy would not be lacking, but
astrology would have been unassailable, while the heavens
would still be revolving around the earth to accord with its
doctrines. The greatest danger, would have been that the
Caesars would have established a theocratic absolutism
supported by the Oriental ideas of the divinity of kings. The
union of throne and altar would have been inseparable, and
Europe would never have known the invigorating struggle
between church and state. But on the other hand the
discipline of Mithraism, so productive of individual energy,
and the democratic organization of its societies in which
senators and slaves rubbed elbows, contain a germ of liberty.
We might dwell at some length on these contrasting
possibilities, but it is hard to find a mental pastime less
profitable than the attempt to remake history and to
conjecture on what might have been had events proved
otherwise."
Franz Cumont
Les Mystčres de Mithra

BIBLIOGRAPHY

Undoubtably the world's most widely recognized researcher of Mithraic Studies was Franz Cumont. Born in 1868, Cumont published his monumental work of some 931 pages, Textes et monuments figurés relatifs aux mystčres de Mithra in 1896, followed by Les Mystčres de Mithra, as well as The Oriental Religions in Roman Paganism. His research into Roman pagan religions has been the basis of most of the factual content of this report.

Beny, Roloff. Iran: Elements of Destiny. McClelland and Stewart Ltd. London, 1978.

Cumont, Franz. Les Mystčres de Mithra. Dover Publications, Inc. New York, 1956.

Cumont, Franz. The Oriental Religions in Roman Paganism. Dover Publications, Inc. New York, 1956.

Eliade, Mircea. Patterns in Comparative Religion. The World Publishing Company. Cleveland, 1958.

Hinnells, John R. Persian Mythology. Peter Bedrick Books. New York, 1985.

Perowne, Stewart. Roman Mythology. Hamlyn Publishing Group Ltd. London, 1969.

COVER PHOTOGRAPH

A Roman Mithraic marble statue from the second century A.D., shot in 1992 when I was in London's British Museum. Mithras is seen with his foot over the bull's leg, holding back its neck by the mouth, wearing his Phrygian cap and flowing cape, and stabbing his knife into the bull. Also visible are the snake and dog rushing towards the wound, and the scorpion attempting to pierce the bull's testicles. A unique feature of this statue is that instead of blood, three spikes of wheat emanate from the wound of the sacrificed bull.

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"Re(3):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 22:47

about that dolphin sex thing...STOP POSTING GOATSE.CX RELATED STUFF!!!!!111111

Even SA created a "Goatse.cx" only forum :D

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"Re(4):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Sat 2 Jun 04:15

Dolphin sex has nothing to do with goatse.cx, although both are just as full of thrills and chills!

Xenoman

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"Re(3):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 11:25

yep

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"Re(4):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 5 Jun 16:39

Abjurately.

deadnail
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"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 19:44

Ha! That's where you're wrong, this post can't POSSIBLY weigh more than 200 pounds! I got it beat easy!

/me grins smugly

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"Re(3):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 23:12

quote:
/me grins smugly ...

::quickly attaches Manson-eqsue device to hold deadnail's mouth in place and bolts it into his jaw::

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"Re(4):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 22:49

You *JUST* took out that from your groin, can't you even wash it first?!?

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"Re(5):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 5 Jun 16:41

Knowing deadnail, it'll get cleaned while it's on his mouth.

Dashiva

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"Re(3):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 19:47

Seems like the name "retard" would suit you better than deadnail.

Lüt
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"Re(4):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 23:30

I'm rather fond of "Testicle Zit" myself.

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"Re(5):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 22:53

Isn't that the name of your shampoo?

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"Re(6):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 5 Jun 16:43

No, that would be "Felching Session Remnants".

deadnail
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"Re(4):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 19:49

Hah, I can't be a retard they let me drive.

What about you, 'Dashiva', what's your current title? Princess or Queen? If only your name were more recognizable like Shalinqua or Cleopatra you could easily pass for an Urban Bush Woman.

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"Re(5):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 23:32

quote:
I can't be a retard they let me drive ...

*ahem*

(sorry)

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"Re(5):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 22:06

They let retards drive. In oklahoma anyways

http://www.SquadIV.com
http://Toke.ath.cx
ftp://your:pic@Toke.ath.cx

Lüt
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"Re(6):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 23:25

And in Illinois.

Me, particulary.

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"Re(7):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 22:57

I'm sure they had to aprove a couple of laws more for that. Calling you a "retard" would be an insult for the handicapped people in Illinois.

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"Re(5):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 19:53

My title is DashEvil.

>:(= deadnail, eh? Sounds like somebodys having a little bit of trouble "getting it up"... If you know what I mean.

deadhammer

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"Re(6):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 23:34

quote:
Sounds like somebodys having a little bit of trouble "getting it up" ...

That would be my fault...

Lüt
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"Re(7):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 23:43

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

YOU KILL ME!

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"Re(8):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 22:59

quote:
YOU KILL ME! ...

YES!!!! TEH WOLRD IS FREEE FROM EVL!!!!11111

LETS DANCE IN GLRY NOW!!!!!!111

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"Re(6):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:12

the name damn shovel would suit you

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

Lüt
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"Re(7):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 23:36

if X(carmark) + Y(romero), then YUO=FAG0T

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"Re(8):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:00

HAHAHAHAH YUO CANT SPEL RITE "YOU", YUO'R SUCH A FAGGGOT!!1

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"Re(7):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:38

Oh, and nice equation there. But... sorry to say... Dooms development team consisted of more than 2 people. And from what I know, Romero was a slacker, he got fired after Quake for that, actually.

Lüt
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"Re(8):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 23:38

JOHN ROMERO DIDN'T GET FIRED!! He "Left". To go on to bigger and better things....

...

...

::laughter erupts from Arlington Heights::

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"Re(9):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:03

Arlington Heights??

WTF is that? Sounds like a cheesy Hollywood-esque neighbourhood...

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"Re(8):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:59:

i'm talking pre quake era and id's main people were carmack and romero

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

[this message was edited by Krezy mAn on Tue 29 May 21:01]

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"Re(9):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 23:41

...and Mike Abrash, and Dave Taylor, and Sandy Peterson, and Adrian Carmack, and Kevin Cloud, and Jay Wilbur, and American McGee, and Shaun Green, and Tim Willits, and Shaun Anderson, and Donna Jackson...

Zaldron
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"Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:06

"Shaun"?!?

I believe it's "Shawn" you smartass.

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"Re(6):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 19:55

DashEvil? What the hell is that, a part of a Satanic recipe? A little dash of fear, and a little dashevil. Yay. Lemme know when you can make a pie.

Oh, you can mock my dick all you want, slave, I know you'll come begging for it. You'll suck on it limp or not anyway.

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"Re(7):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 03:33

And finally, we add you...

::presents "deadnail surprise" to Dashiva and watches as the deadnail lodges in his throat and chokes him to death::

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"Re(8):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:08

HEY WAIT A MOMENT!!! THAT THING IS FAKE!!!

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Dashiva

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"Re(7):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:00

You calling yourself a cocksuckie?

Lüt
Albino Negro

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"Re(8):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 23:52

Cocksuckie?

That would make a good addition to the dash of fear and dashevil. I can hardly wait to taste the finished product!

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"Re(9):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:10

Here, try this one...no, ignore the "Rat poison" text, I just used the empty box to hold the product.

Really. I even cleaned the box...heheheheh

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"Re(8):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:01

I don't have any issues with being a cocksuckee, so long as someone else is the cocksucker. I really don't object to a whole helluva lot so long as I can sit down in my La-Z-Boy.

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"Re(9):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 03:13

Object if I borrow a few things while you're sitting there?

::runs off with deadnail's shotgun, computer, monitor, matress, left couch cushion and kitchen light::

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"Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:12

You stole the computer AND the kitchen light? WTF?!? You're moron!? The kitchen light is ALL what you need.

/me stares at desk lamp drooling.

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"Re(9):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:04

Boy... yeah, that's about all you are... A BOY!

So just SIT DOWN BOY!
Sit down and watch a REAL MAN strut his stuff on the street.

Lüt
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"Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 03:24

::watches Damn Shovel (HEHEHAHAHA!) trip on a curb and get run over by a bus::

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"Re(2):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:14

SHIT! I LOST THE BUS!!

Hey, Lüt, could you...mmh, stay there for about 20 minutes more? Mmh, no, not there, kinda where "Damned Shower" or something stood before he mmh, "went with God".

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"Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:05

Fine, go ahead and show me how to be a gay whore. Whatever, I'm watching Dexter's Laboratory.

/me yells out the window, "Yeah, I'm taking notes!"

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"Re(2):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:23

::puts on cap and dances to Lou Bega::

Zaldron
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"Re(3):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:16

POWERPUFF GIRLS RULE!!!!

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"Re(2):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:07

Taking notes... like a school boy. Nothing but a senseless school boy.

I bet you suck your teachers dick. Suck it for suckers, how ironic.

Lüt
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"Re(3):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:26

quote:
Taking notes ...

NOT ANYMORE!

::smokes deadnail's notes::

WHEEEEEEE!!!

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"Re(4):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:23

quote:
WHEEEEEEE!!! ...

HEY LÜT, YOU'RE NOT "FLYING", YOU JUST FEll down the..pithoooole....

**THUMP**

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"Re(3):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:16

QUIT TALKING ABOUT FUCKING SUCKING DICKS DAMNIT!I LET GIRLS SUCK MINE,NOT GUYS(no offence deadnail,im talking to dashevil,damn shovel,whatever)

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

Lüt
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"Re(4):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 03:27

::puts on bra and lipstick and sucks Krezy mAn off::

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"Re(5):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:18

quote:
::puts on bra and lipstick and sucks Krezy mAn off:: ...

wait a moment... IT'S JUST LIKE USERNAME!!!

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"Re(5):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 03:54

Renew your prescription damnit :P

Lüt
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"Re(6):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:28

Hey where the hell did you come from!?

::puts Stphrz back in closet::

You picked an odd spot to reply. Nobody's gonna see anything you write all the way down here.

Besides me.

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"Re(7):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:21

AND ME!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!

AND WHAT'S STPHRZ' DOING IN YOUR CLOSET ANYWAY!?!?

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Dashiva

64.230.136.89

"Re(4):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:22

You "let" girls suck your dick? You mean, you'd let them, if they wanted to. Which they don't. Because your a nasty sack of horse shit. Now, let me do the talking, and you do the watching you fucking side show freak.

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(5):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:35

Shut up shaftmaster, I'll bet you could suck a tennis ball from the goatse.cx man's mouth out his anus.

Zaldron
Le Ventilateur

avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
200.45.159.89

"Re(6):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:25

I'm sure the tennis ball would bounce in there.

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deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.86

"Re(3):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:08

That's a bet you'd lose out on, unfortunately. I have a 3 year age difference limit on cocksucking.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(4):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:31

OOOOH! ME ME ME ME ME!!

Zaldron
Le Ventilateur

avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
200.45.159.89

"Re(5):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:27

SHUT UP YOU'RE JUST A BOT COMPILED 3 YEARS AGO!!!! NOW GO BACK AND KEEP SNOOPING ON PEOPLE'S EMAILS!!!!!

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Dashiva

64.230.136.89

"Re(4):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:11

I heard once, that assholes get to sit in hell with Sadam. And WE ALL saw the South Park movie. Looks like your going to get good use of your asshole after all.

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(5):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:37

Nah, I think Krezy mAn's got dibs on it before Saddam.

deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.86

"Re(5):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:12

That's a first, I didn't think you were good for anything.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(6):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:39

Not true: I wanted to hang him on my front door to scare away kids and friendly visitors.

Zaldron
Le Ventilateur

avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
200.45.159.89

"Re(7):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:32

Im sorry, but it's my turn. He will make an excellent Xmas fixture.

Why do I need an Xmas fixture now? DON'T ASK!

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Dashiva

64.230.136.89

"Re(6):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:17

Yeah, well, I am good at stuff, just ask your momma!

deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.86

"Re(7):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:18

My mom is dead you cold hearted son of a bitch.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.134.112.240

"Re(8):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:23

sorry bout that,man

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

Dashiva

64.230.136.89

"Re(9):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:29

You hear that deadnail, he killed your mom and is "sorry". KICK HIS ASS!

Zaldron
Le Ventilateur

avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
200.45.159.89

"Re(10):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 23:36

deadnail |########~~~~~| (34) |~~~~~~~~~~##| Krezy mAn
---PWR-((@@@ M A X @@@@))

C'MON DEADNAIL, USE THE POWER UP AND WIN THE FIGHT!!!!!!11

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deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.86

"Re(10):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:34

Why that little son of a bastard, mother pecker I knew he was involved! Holy dicks, I'm gonna slap his bitch ass from here to yesterday.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(2):Re(10):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous" , posted Wed 30 May 04:46

Slap him to tomorrow, please?? I'm not doing anything and I have all these brand new power tools lying around that I'm just dying to test out.

Zaldron
Le Ventilateur

avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
200.45.159.89

"Re(3):Re(10):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous" , posted Thu 31 May 23:38:

And there's always space for my trusty rusty pipe.

Literally. I'm sure I can stick this thing in several places...

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[this message was edited by Zaldron on Thu 31 May 23:40]

Dashiva

64.230.136.89

"Re(8):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:19

Hey, I never said I WASN'T a necropheliac.

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(9):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:48

I'll bet you get off to the Broken movie, don't you?

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.134.112.240

"Re(9):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:26

you screw dead people? you sick bastard!

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(10):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:55

if X(dead body) + Y(Dashiva), Z = (Der Tot Mit Bloody Fukken)

deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.86

"Re(10):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:28

What, and I suppose you DON'T screw dead people. Ha. What the fuck is wrong with you anyway? You will 'LET' girls suck your dick? Like it's some sort of fucking achievement.

I think you need some coffee, but extra strong. Let's all take a piss into this batch... just for you. KrAzEEEEE Men.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(2):Re(10):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous" , posted Wed 30 May 05:03

quote:
Let's all take a piss into this batch... just for you. KrAzEEEEE Men ...

I wanna do number 3 in it too!

Zaldron
Le Ventilateur

avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
200.45.159.89

"Re(3):Re(10):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous" , posted Thu 31 May 23:41

No no, I don't like cream on my coffee.

But I'll let you do number 5 and 7...

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deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.86

"Re(9):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:20

/me starts beating Shaninqua with the spinal column

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(10):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 04:59

::feels slight tingle in groin area::

Zaldron
Le Ventilateur

avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
200.45.158.109

"Re(1):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 19:37

I don't know if I can resist another one of these, Lüt...perhaps if you start with the bashing.

Anyway, we ussually lynch newbies who post this kind of stuff.

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Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 22:55

Awww, shit... I don't think I can resist either :|

Zaldron
Le Ventilateur

avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
200.45.159.89

"Re(3):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 22:55

However, you posted roughly 40% of the topics here.

YOU BASTARD!!!! I'LL NEVER BEAT YOU!!!!!111111

__________________________ _ _ _
"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death there's brain death and there's being off the network."

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(4):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 5 Jun 16:49

quote:
However, you posted roughly 40% of the topics here ...

...and I just shifted the balance to 50%.

YUO L0SE!

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.134.112.240

"Re(2):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:19

why in the hell would people post gay fucking retarded shit on here anyways?

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

Dashiva

64.230.136.89

"Re(3):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:26

I dunno, you seem to be doing a good job of it.

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.134.112.240

"Re(4):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:28

fuck you,nigger

oh,how many DEAD people have you screwed?

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.134.112.240

"Re(5):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:33

oh,i remember,your not a nigger,yer a gay pimp!

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

Dashiva

64.230.136.89

"Re(6):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:35

Oh, sorry then, that just CLEARS everything up.

Dashiva

64.230.136.89

"Re(5):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:32

You wanna fuck me? ummmm, Nigger? So, you want to fuck me, with the pretense that I am black. Not only that, but you are using Slang terms to denote that upon me. Well, fine. As for your question. It'll be 5 after I'm done with your father.

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.134.112.240

"Re(6):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:35:

damn you,my dad is asleep.
i'm a heterosexual,not HOMOsexual like you
boy,i'd hate to have a sister that acted more of a man than i did
I GOTTA GET AWAY FROM THIS BICYCLE

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

[this message was edited by Krezy mAn on Tue 29 May 20:39]

KrezymAn's sis

aurikan.is.a.twat@dipstick.com
213.122.22.94

"Re(7):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:02

Come home, I have a strap on dildo waiting for you my lover

that boy sux his own dick

Disorder
WAHH CHANGE MY TITLE

enter@softhome.net
27436321
62.100.35.234

"Re(8):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 22:14

quote:
Come home, I have a strap on dildo waiting for you my lover ...

Mwuhahaha LOL

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Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.147.202.56

"Re(8):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:23

scary.what's my real name,"SIS"?

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.86

"Re(7):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:38

Daddie's asleep? Then quit playing with his balls, he won't give you candy unless he remembers it.

My sister acted like more of a man than me, at least until I killed then raped her. Stupid bitch. Like she wasn't asking to be tied to my bed and force fed grain alcohol the way she was strutting home from kidnergarten.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.134.112.240

"Re(8):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:47

damn you! my dad dont even LIVE with me,he's married
i wasn't talkin to you,i was talking to damn shovel
why in the hell would i be talking to you?
oh,and you know yer sister? the dead people screwer just called and told me he dug her grave and fucker her

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.86

"Re(9):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:50

Well congrats for your dad, I'm sure he'll make a wonderful housewife.

Why in the hell would you talk to me? Why in the hell would you talk to a damn shovel? Got it in for excavational tools eh?

The dead people screwer, fah. I must know a dozen of 'em. Be more specific.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.134.112.240

"Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:55

MY DAD IS MARRIED TO A WOMAN
the dead people screwer is dashiva
oh,and i have a shovel that i'm gonna dig yer GRAVE with

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(2):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 04:02

Fetch me a martini while you're at it!

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.134.112.240

"Re(8):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:44:

i wasn't talkin to you,i was talking to dashevil.
what the hell have i done to you? called you a dumbass?
big wup. you've made fun of my dad,saying i play with his BALLS?
what kind of perverted BASTARD are you?

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

[this message was edited by Krezy mAn on Tue 29 May 20:52]

deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.86

"Re(9):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:58

You used a dirty word. You insulted my proud African heritage!

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.147.202.56

"Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:06

your african? did you run around chasing bugs with a stick before you came over here?

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.86

"Re(2):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:14

No, bitch, I was a killa, sold by my Elda to your white cracka as a slave for bein' a trouble maka. You keep looking for the bugs while I get out my bwaka and slice your fucking head right off, bitch.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.147.202.56

"Re(3):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:19

what's with the stupid friggin language? i don't know if i understand nigger

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

skadoomer

skadoomer@doomcenter.com
fuck icq
152.163.205.78

"Re(4):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 08:02

rake your racist remarks to the quake forms queerbag.

ska is cool

Jim Bob

hcrabtree@vallnet.com
208.147.202.52

"Re(5):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 13:25

HUH?

God is the one the only one.And you will go to hell if you don't believe in him

Dashiva

64.230.136.89

"Re(9):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:50

Talking to inanimate objects. Dear god, you really are sadder than you look.

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.134.112.240

"Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:57

you are DAMN SHOVEL

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

Dashiva

64.230.136.89

"Re(2):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 20:59

So.. your telling me that your perceptions are so misguided that you honestly believe I am an inanimate object?

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.147.202.56

"Re(3):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:03

yep *notes that Krezy mAn is a CRAZY MAN*

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

Dashiva

64.230.136.89

"Re(4):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:14

Obviously, your in a doom forum with a quake face. WTF is wrong with you anyway.

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.147.202.56

"Re(5):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:16

i'm fuckin stupid duh

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.86

"Re(4):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:07

I don't givva fuck if you is crazy, I'll still spear your ass for using such dirty language, you Goddamn KKK ghost suckin' bitch!

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.147.202.56

"Re(5):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:14

i dont like the gd word much,you bug chaser.
oh,and how WILL you just spear me?huh?
i should've know you were a nigger,you talk about guns too much.lemme guess,you drive through town playing that GOD_AWFUL rap music a full blast?hell,i may only be 24,but i've seen enough niggers to tell the from white folks(besides skin color)

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.86

"Re(6):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:30

Well Goddamn, this is just fucking hilarious! =)

#1 You obviously can't tell a joke from being serious, given your interloping with this thread.

#2 You're as racist as any toothless redneck I've ever met.

#3 I'm not black, I'm half Indian, quarter Canadian and quarter Irish. As if that matters to you, right? My skin isn't light enough, my hair isn't blonde and my eyes aren't blue. Guess what? I'm 1000X more American than you'll ever be.

#4 There actually ARE some decent black people around here (once you get past the typed slang). Of course, just because they're black their idiots right? Given your instant assumption of character, poor grammar, and inability to tell humor from a genuine argument makes you the best retard in this forum. You even peak the 140% retard level set earlier today.

#5 24? Wow, it's amazing someone hasn't killed you yet. You must really not even be worth the trouble.

#6 Divorced parents? That partially explains your shit-poor excuse for an attitude.

#7 I know a lot about guns? I have a reputation for being the gun nut on these forums. Why? I pay attention to movies, I don't run to the bathroom and whack off everytime a black person gets killed like you.

#8 I can't fucking stand rap. It's not even music, music needs rhythm harmony and melody. Rap is just rhythm. FYI, I listen to everything from the Beatles to Slayer, and it wouldn't be a day without my daily dose of Pink Floyd and Therion.

Of course, you wouldn't know of the rise of Finland and the great musical traditions of Amorphis, would you? Of course not, it didn't happen in your backyard. I bet you couldn't even listen to Napalm Death and tell what they're saying.

So, let's sum it up.
You haven't contributed anything to the Doom community.
Your suggestions for the Doom 3 arsenal are about a whole year too late.
You have the personality of used toilet paper.
You have the grammar of an alcoholic autistic.
You are the weakest link, fuck off.

And that's straight from a moderator on these forums. You ain't welcome, so go back to Quake you fucking sad excuse for a human being. I'm sure Esco will have plenty to say to you.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
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"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.147.202.56

"Re(7):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:41

nice one,but lets clear things up. my parents arent divorced,i am a redneck and damned proud of it,i have 3 black friends,yes,i am partially retarded(nothing major),24? i lied,im 18(haha). i know a lot about guns too and a hell of a shot with a .308.
i'm not a nig-uh, african,or i wouldn,t bash the suckie ones,i like country,love heavy metal(unusual for a RETARDED redneck like me)like papa roach,linkin park,godsmack,metallica,etc.
DUH
DUH
DUH im a redneck
i'm not alcoholic,and don't start that retared(like me) weakest like shit.Fuck esco,you non-Christian.

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.86

"Re(8):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:49

You're parents aren't divorced? Wow, that's amazing, with spawn like you I'd've guessed they'd committed suicide by now.

3 black friends eh? Are there 10 teeth between the four of you?

Proud of being a redneck? I've lived in a forest my whole life. Of course, I own pants that aren't overalls so I guess I don't count.

Oh, so you're really 18. Good for you, you can type things that aren't true. I'm 21.

A .308 is easy, try getting off some 200 to 300 yard shots with a 30-30, no scope.

Country music hasn't changed in 80 years, it's the same regurgitated bullshit over and over. So your wife ran away with your dog in your new pickup truck? Well, cry me a fucking river over beer that was on sale at K-Mart.

Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Godsmack and Metallica would **NEVER** constitute Heavy Metal by ANYONE who has EVER heard some REAL Heavy Metal. Let me know when you get out of those faggoty fashion bands.

Oh, and don't you fucking DARE call me a Non-Christian, you little fool. My father is a minister at the local Church of Christ so you can suck his dick, then mine, then snap your neck trying to suck your own. Assuming you didn't lose it in the wrong end of a cow by now.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Jim Bob

hcrabtree@vallnet.com
208.134.118.184

"Re(9):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 22:17

Well,Well look who's back. The retarded redneck? Remember?
You kicked me out,but i'm back.The 18 year-old that said he was 24? Remember?I'm back,and i'll make you a deal.You let me back in,and i won't post stupid shi-uh,stuff on here anymore.But,if
you want,you can kick me out.
For a Christian you say gd a lot,but that's my opinion.I go to a Church of Christ,and my preacher's name is David Fanning,FYI.
My .308 has no scope,but my 30.06 does.Country music Has changed.
I told another lie,i don't listen to Metal.I listen to Country,make fun if you want.I don't think GOD apreciates us cussing and acting like perverts,and i don't want to give your dad a blowjob,your mom does that(i wouldn't do it noways,i'm not gay),or yours,or my own.I don't screw cows,bulls do that(i should know,i live on a farm).I apologize for acting retarded.

Running From Freaks like Deadnail for 2 years

deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.12

"Re(10):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 22:24

"For a Christian you say gd a lot,but that's my opinion."

Jesus forgives, fucker. =)

"I told another lie,i don't listen to Metal."

That's good, three of those bands you listed were more rap than metal.

"I apologize for acting retarded."

Apology accepted, although you need to learn to communicate with a higher grade of respect than a 14 year old. Whipping out the word nigger left and right is only going to cause you grief.

BTW, I have no authority to delete accounts or outright ban people. The only man with that sort of power is the guy running the whole site... apparantly he was watching and he took my advice.

It doesn't matter, the account doesn't mean anything. Pick a new account with a better name (PrEfErAbLy NoT CapPeD LiKe ThIs) and be more constructive.

BTW, me and Dashiva (Zaldron and Lüt chime in sometimes) go at it like this on a semi-regular basis. Its humor. My mom isn't dead, we just go to some good lengths to sicken each other.

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http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Jim Bob

hcrabtree@vallnet.com
208.147.202.223

"Re(2):Re(10):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous" , posted Wed 30 May 06:55

Ok,I really think that I should strighten up,act like a man,and not a 7-th grader.
I'm sorry that I took the "fighting" seriously.I acted like a fool out there.BTW,what would be a good name for me? Any suggestions?

God is the one the only one.And you will go to hell if you don't believe in him

Jim Bob

hcrabtree@vallnet.com
208.134.118.184

"Re(10):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 22:24

Sorry bout the sig,deadnail.

God is the one the only one.And you will go to hell if you don't believe in him

Dashiva

64.230.136.89

"Re(8):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:47

Out of that whole thing, where you basically insult yourself. I must laugh. Your a Christian? HAHAHAHAH
LOL!

Stphrz'

stphrz@yahoo.com
Nah...
24.67.149.165

"Re(7):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:35

You shut up too already. Take a break from arguing with idiots. Go download my new Doom level.

http://members.home.net/stphrz/shock.zip

I don't care if you think it sucks. Play it anyway. Gotta be more entertaining than this shit :P

Cya.

deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.12

"Re(8):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 22:10

Damn, that level kicks a tremendous amount of ass. Definitely better than ANYTHING in Doom2, without question.

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http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Krezy mAn

ncrabtree@vallnet.com
208.147.202.56

"Re(8):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:44

good point,i just might download it

lemme guess, u wasn't talking to me.

x(romero)+ y(carmack)= one hell of a game

deadnail
A Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
206.61.23.86

"Re(8):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:42

300k? I just finished the Speedmapping wad #1 so this had better be up to those standards!

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

Dashiva

64.230.136.89

"Re(8):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:41

What's your home address?

and your phone number..
I'm your... lost... brother.. yeah..

Jim Bob

hcrabtree@vallnet.com
208.134.118.184

"Re(9):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 22:26

read my sig,dashiva

God is the one the only one.And you will go to hell if you don't believe in him

Stphrz'

stphrz@yahoo.com
Nah...
24.67.149.165

"Re(6):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Tue 29 May 21:17

SHUT UP DAMN YOU AND GO READ MY POST111111

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Cacodemon Leade
Free Hissy

gauthier.home@sympatico.ca
Yeah Right!
64.230.127.2

"Re(7):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 13:59

Okay Mordeth, delete this sorry excuse for a topic.

Lüt
Albino Negro

toruonda@home.com
23065834
65.6.31.115

"Re(8):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Wed 30 May 22:03

Not before I kill you (if he actually listens to you).

Cacodemon Leade
Free Hissy

gauthier.home@sympatico.ca
Yeah Right!
64.229.24.29

"Re(9):Re(10):Blood, bone, & cancerous meat" , posted Thu 31 May 04:08

Shut up Lut! LUT LUT LUT LUT LUT LUT LUT LUT LUT LUT LUT LUT LUT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I have annoyed LUT!