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| ralphis
ralphis@demongate.ath.cx
N/A
|  "You got the plasma gun!"
, posted Thu 31 May 17:10  
You step into the light, noticing a rifle. You pick it up. A pink demon runs at you. You pee yourself. You die. Press spacebar to try again. Oh no, your dad turned the computer off. Fuck it, i think ill format C.
ha, beat you to it doomboy. My stories are better anyway
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| ShadyXMR
hypercubedude@juno.com
| "Re(1):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Sun 3 Jun 20:54:
Shit, I LIVE off of the plasma rifle in deathmatch.
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| DooMBoy
tallj_2000@yahoo.com
287657894
| "Re(1):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Sun 3 Jun 12:07
Your stories suck.
Stepping into a darkened room, you notice a tiny red light flashing on and off on what looks like a piece of metal lying on the floor. You step closer, and cautiously pick it up. It's a Plasa Rifle! Suddenly you a shrill scream peierce the air. Whirling around you see several Imps preparing to disembowel you....
My stories suck, huh?
The truth is I only play Doom two times a day-daytime and nighttime!-DooMBoy
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| nightmare imp
nightmare_limbo@hotmail.com
| "Re(1):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 19:02
You got the plasma gun!
You step into a lighted room of the UAC core,theres a dead marine laying on the floor holding a plasma riffle.You itch to wounder if it is a trap or safe exceptions."Damn" you complain as you take a deep breath and step forward you sqeeze your hands around the pistol grip.Your sweating,your scared but confindent.
Moving towards the body you bend down and pry the plasma riffle from the corpses,dead,cold hands.You turn around and you check to see if anything knows your here.Nothing.
You still dont like the silence and than your feel something grab you around your ankle,the dead marine is a zombie!"Ack!" you scream as you aim the plasma riffle at it.You sqeeze the trigger and a bright flash of blue light blows out of the plasma riffle and frys the zombies head.it moans and groans and kicks a few times before stiffening up.
Stepping back you hear the scream of several imps behind the door of the room."No"...you say knowing your in small room.
The door is smashed down with the incredible strength of one of the imps,you take postition after dodgining one of there fire balls.You take aim and begin to open fire unrelenteleslly at the imps.They scream and collapse onto the floor into crumpeld corpses on top of each other.
You step forward and you find a secret acsess door to the exit,you press the activation switch and your ride descends into the haunted core of the base...
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| Adriannus
adriannus00x@hotmail.com
None
| "Re(1):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 19:02
I'll be nice and help mop up the blood and save it for the transfusion Lut so badly wants. :)
"Men are dishonest animals by nature. Therefore avoid a moral high-ground and deceive your brother first before his blade finds your back..."
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| | Zaldron
Le Ventilateur 
avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
| "Re(2):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 21:50
Last time I checked Lüt ate the mop. You can use deadnail's wig tough... :)
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| | Disorder
WAHH CHANGE MY TITLE 
enter@softhome.net
27436321
| "Re(3):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Fri 1 Jun 10:06
deadnail has a wig? I thought that was his own hair.
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| | Lüt
Albino Negro 
toruonda@home.com
23065834
| "Re(4):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Sun 3 Jun 01:24
I think he was talking about that collection of pubic hair he has hanging from his chin.
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| Cacodemon Leade
Free Hissy 
gauthier.home@sympatico.ca
Yeah Right!
| "Re(1):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 17:12
Your Stories Suck Ralphis. Doomboy's Ownz.
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| | Zaldron
Le Ventilateur
avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
| "Re(2):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 19:47
You can't be serious. It was a fucking joke...sheesh
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| | ralphis
ralphis@demongate.ath.cx
N/A
| "Re(2):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 17:14
quote:
Doomboy's Ownz.
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Are you really all this dumb?
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| | Toke
Toke1215@hotmail.com
64574377
| "Re(3):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 18:44
do you really have to ask?
http://www.SquadIV.com
http://Toke.ath.cx
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| | Cacodemon Leade
Free Hissy
gauthier.home@sympatico.ca
Yeah Right!
| "Re(3):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 17:18
Excuse me you haven't done a non-beta thing in your life! You are a failure to UniDOOM, you are a failure to Sonic Team Jr. and a failure to about 80% of us! All you can do is come up with threats and saying I should jump in a river with an anvil? That's Suicide you Fuckin Wank!
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| | Lüt
Albino Negro
toruonda@home.com
23065834
| "Re(4):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 21:06
Man, follow pickle_hammer and head over to newdoom NOW before this really gets brutal.
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"Living Colour is my favorite black metal band."
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| | Stphrz'
stphrz@yahoo.com
Nah...
| "Re(5):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Fri 1 Jun 07:59
NO!!!!!!!!! Don't make him go there.
You really hate Newdoom don't you? :P
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| | Zaldron
Le Ventilateur
avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
| "Re(5):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 21:43
Yeah, this is getting bad. If Mordeth weren't here I'm sure this would be a bloodbath already.
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| | Hellbent
jasonr@berkshire.net
| "Re(4):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 17:26:
quote:
All you can do is come up with threats and saying I should jump in a river with an anvil? That's Suicide you Fuckin Wank!
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lol! I think that's why he wanted you to do it....
Are we having fun yet?
[this message was edited by Hellbent on Thu 31 May 17:29] |
| | ralphis
ralphis@demongate.ath.cx
N/A
| "Re(4):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 17:23
First off, the sonic game is a entire fucking joke moron. Now let me ask you another question, Skulltag is still in beta stages. Is carn a failure? Of course not, you on the other hand. With that shitass wad i played for EDGE that made me want to puke. Noone wants to play doom against guys with blue hair that look like vegita. And how the fuck am i a failure to unidoom? You mean UniDooM is a failure? Oh and btw, When i told you to jump off a bridge with an anvil tied around your leg, i didnt mean it. Id rather you get hit by a truck and your body gets blown off the bridge
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| | Cacodemon Leade
Free Hissy
gauthier.home@sympatico.ca
Yeah Right!
| "Re(5):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 18:08
Once Again Ralphis you Motherfucker that's still considered Suicide so PLEASE STOP THINKING OF WAYS OF GETTING ME KILLED? YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!? IF YOU KEEP IT UP I WILL TELL MORDETH HOW VIOLENT YOU ARE!!!
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Asking or Offering Warez is strictly prohibited. Last warning for you -red. - Mordeth
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Online Strategy guide coming soon!
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| | fraggle`
Not Elton John 
fraggle@alkali.org
20732082
| "Re(6):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Fri 1 Jun 04:54
no offence, i think mordeth is probably too busy laughing right now ...
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| | Lüt
Albino Negro
toruonda@home.com
23065834
| "Re(6):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 20:29
Better yet, find a swimming pool with pump drain and sit on it. At least you have a better chance of surviving disembowelment than you do drowning.
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"Living Colour is my favorite black metal band."
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| | Hellbent
jasonr@berkshire.net
| "Re(6):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 19:31
Ralphis, I think he's serious. You better stop. You *really* don't want thim telling Mordeth!
Are we having fun yet?
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| | ralphis
ralphis@demongate.ath.cx
N/A
| "Re(6):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 19:21
quote:
that's still considered Suicide so PLEASE STOP THINKING OF WAYS OF GETTING ME KILLED?
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No. I won't stop until you are dead
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| | Toke
Toke1215@hotmail.com
64574377
| "Re(6):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 19:00
i hate these dumb ass faggots, this isnt a fucking democracy cacodemon fag, there isnt anything fair here, you cant cry to anyone, you are a fucking faggot moron, only other dumbass faggots like you, now piss the fuck off.
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT WHAT ANYONE DOES TO YOU!!!
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| | fodders
fodders@btinternet.com
106199361
| "Re(6):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 18:29
quote:
IF YOU KEEP IT UP I WILL TELL MORDETH HOW VIOLENT YOU ARE!!!
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I'm telling Sir! :)
You ARE the weakest link.......Goodbye!
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| | Cacodemon Leade
Free Hissy
gauthier.home@sympatico.ca
Yeah Right!
| "Re(7):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 18:38
I wasn't referring to you Fodders, I was referring to Ralphis!
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Asking or Offering Warez is strictly prohibited. Last warning for you -red. - Mordeth
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| | fodders
fodders@btinternet.com
106199361
| "Re(8):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 19:46
quote:
I wasn't referring to you Fodders, I was referring to Ralphis!
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Yeh I know you were, I was just pointing out that "I'm telling Sir!" seems rather limp and not a succedaneum for what you should really do is post "I am gonna rip your head off and shit down you're neck" sorta thing :)
You ARE the weakest link.......Goodbye!
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| | Hellbent
jasonr@berkshire.net
| "Re(8):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 19:27:
quote:
I wasn't referring to you Fodders, I was referring to Ralphis!
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Oh, you were? See, I thought you were referring to Fodders. God, I'm all confused!
(sarcasm)
Are we having fun yet?
[this message was edited by Hellbent on Fri 1 Jun 12:33] |
| | ralphis
ralphis@demongate.ath.cx
N/A
| "Re(8):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 19:23
rofl, your an idiot.
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| | RTC Marine
walruss@zfree.co.nz
93239173
| "Re(6):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 18:17
rofl, i love flamewars like this! *grabs some nachos*
Confucious say: Boy and girl who go camping together have naughty intent.
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| | deathwarrior
deathwarrior@doomcenter.com
93752489
| "Re(7):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Fri 1 Jun 16:07
ooh, nachos :D
*grabs some salsa dip*
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| | Katgut
tathetriam@aol.com
47.433333331
|  "Re(7):You got the plasma gun!"
, posted Thu 31 May 19:25
^..^
>>perks ears up<<
did someone say nachos?
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| | ralphis
ralphis@demongate.ath.cx
N/A
| "Re(8):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 19:32
Don't let cacodemon leader have any. He might get all crazy and bust out a good wad.
/me grins an evil grin
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| | Xenoman
michael@chello.se
59834301
| "Re(9):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 21:46
/me watches this flamewar and takes a zip from my coke..
/me remembers, I'm late for school...
/me leaves the forum...
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| | RTC Marine
walruss@zfree.co.nz
93239173
| "Re(10):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Thu 31 May 21:51
/me reminds xenoman "Some things are better than school"
Confucious say: Boy and girl who go camping together have naughty intent.
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| | Zaldron
Le Ventilateur
avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
| "Re(2):Re(10):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Fri 1 Jun 08:45
Some? "Crap load" would be a better term...
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| | Katgut
tathetriam@aol.com
47.433333331
| "Re(2):Re(10):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Fri 1 Jun 08:05
quote:
/me reminds xenoman "Some things are better than school"
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Like nachos.
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| | Xenoman
michael@chello.se
59834301
| "Re(3):Re(10):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Fri 1 Jun 10:28
/me returns to the forum
/me is having a shit load of boredom
/me leaves once again the forum...
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| | ralphis
ralphis@demongate.ath.cx
N/A
| "Re(4):Re(10):You got the plasma gun!" , posted Fri 1 Jun 13:09
w00t. Join us in our daily Cacodemon Leader Roasting!
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| | Katgut
tathetriam@aol.com
47.433333331
| "Re(2):Re(4):Re(6):Re(8):Re(10):You got the pl" , posted Fri 1 Jun 21:36
Comes with free...
NACHOS
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