Original message
| ralphis
ralphis@demongate.ath.cx
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|  "An original Story by me"
, posted Fri 1 Jun 15:41  
You step out of your room after the explosion. An eerie ambience fills the air. You quickly draw your pistol and await what could be the end of your life. But what you encounter next is unkillable! Out of the shadows lurks a freakish looking beast with a deformed face and stupid insults! ITS CACODEMON LEADE FROM THE DOOMWORLD FORUMS! You quickly try to run but his unfunny threats and comebacks make you fall to your knees. But he's about to finish you off, he is going to get mordeth to BAN YOUS!!! Will this be the end of our story? Hell no. You retaliate quickly and make him type sentences wrong and cry. But the ground begins to shake violently. It can't be! He's called the Dork squad from his school to come handle you and back you into a corner and talk about POKEMONS!!!! NO!!! You grab a shotgun which was placed by yourself through Wadauthor. You grab it and begin to blast the retards away. Then you come face to face with the vile leader. And when i say vile, i mean his breath was KICKIN! You quickly kick him in the stomach, and while he opens his mouth you throw in a mint. You then kick him in the face, making him choke on the mint. Is he dead? Hell no! He gets back up and begins to talk about how DOOM3 is gonna BE COOL YOUS! You run towards the local bridge with an anvil in your hands (You are incredibly strong and cool compared to everyone else) Next you tell him Leonardo Decaprio is waiting behind him. He quickly turns around to find his lover. You tie the anvil to his legs, punch him in the face, and throw him off the bridge. Is he dead yet? Hell no! He managed to get the anvil off and swim to the surface. But a huge boat is 10 feet away from him! *BAM* Is he dead yet? Well, he is until i can think of more stuff to put in my next post. :)
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| DooMBoy
tallj_2000@yahoo.com
287657894
| "Re(1):An original Story by me" , posted Sun 3 Jun 12:10
/me mumbles something about a "friggin' retard"
/me walks off, shaking my head
The truth is I only play Doom two times a day-daytime and nighttime!-DooMBoy
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| Lüt
Albino Negro 
toruonda@home.com
23065834
| "Re(1):An original Story by me" , posted Sun 3 Jun 02:15
quote:
You step out of your room after the explosion
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That's not original. Countless people have used that before you.
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You have been bothered by: Lüt
"Living Colour is my favorite black metal band."
www.doomworld.com/insanity
www.mp3.com/dyingcorpse
www.thebarnacle.f2s.com
AIM: Dying Corpse - SB4824 - XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4 <-- Talk to me dammit!
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| Disorder
WAHH CHANGE MY TITLE 
enter@softhome.net
27436321
| "Re(1):An original Story by me" , posted Sat 2 Jun 06:29
/gives Ralphis "post-of-the-month" award...
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| Lüt
Albino Negro
toruonda@home.com
23065834
| "Re(1):An original Story by me" , posted Sat 2 Jun 00:47
teehee!
BEST POST OF THE MONTH!
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You have been bothered by: Lüt
"Living Colour is my favorite black metal band."
www.doomworld.com/insanity
www.mp3.com/dyingcorpse
www.thebarnacle.f2s.com
AIM: Dying Corpse - SB4824 - XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4 <-- Talk to me dammit!
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| deadnail
A Happy Republican 
deadnail@yahoo.com
4957448
| "Re(1):An original Story by me" , posted Fri 1 Jun 17:10
Little children shouldn't play so rough. Someone's going to start crying.
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| | ralphis
ralphis@demongate.ath.cx
N/A
| "Re(2):An original Story by me" , posted Fri 1 Jun 17:14
Yea, thats the point
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| | Zaldron
Le Ventilateur 
avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
| "Re(3):An original Story by me" , posted Fri 1 Jun 17:42
There are easier ways... like beating them with rusty pipes.
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| | Disorder
WAHH CHANGE MY TITLE
enter@softhome.net
27436321
| "Re(4):An original Story by me" , posted Sat 2 Jun 03:06
What's going on with that rusty pipe?
You seem to be obsessed by it.
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| | Zaldron
Le Ventilateur
avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
| "Re(5):An original Story by me" , posted Sat 2 Jun 17:28
Not really.
/me goes back to my rusty pipe's Altar of Worship.
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| deathwarrior
deathwarrior@doomcenter.com
93752489
| "Re(1):An original Story by me" , posted Fri 1 Jun 16:04
haha, i love your sig.
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| nightmare imp
nightmare_limbo@hotmail.com
| "Re(1):An original Story by me" , posted Fri 1 Jun 16:01
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Heh,good effort you should become a stand up comedian.
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| Liam the Bard
liam_the_bardic@hotmail.com
| "Re(1):An original Story by me" , posted Fri 1 Jun 16:00:
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he is going to get mordeth to BAN YOUS!!!
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Like I said in the "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS" post...
PLURAL PRONOUNS!
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A pox on you who spams my email accounts
"I'll write. You don't have to read it. But I suggest that you do. You might miss out on something moving inspiring or humorous if you don't. but you might not. I might just be saying that to get you to read my work. But I'm probably not so you should read it. It's quite good. Unless you can't read in which case you'd probably miss out on something really moving inspiring or humorous."
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| Cacodemon Leade
Free Hissy 
gauthier.home@sympatico.ca
Yeah Right!
| "Re(1):An original Story by me" , posted Fri 1 Jun 15:43
FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS!
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Asking or Offering Warez is strictly prohibited. Last warning for you -red. - Mordeth
...And fetch me another damn Martini! - Rubilacxe
Online Strategy guide coming soon!
Creator of Cacodemon Squad and updater of Geek DOOM 2 (Soon there will be versions of Geek DOOM 2 for Final DOOM)
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| | Liam the Bard
liam_the_bardic@hotmail.com
| "Re(2):An original Story by me" , posted Fri 1 Jun 16:03
Ralphis: You try to run but his UNFUNNY THREATS AND COMEBACKS bring you to your knees
Caco "Leade": FUCK YOU RALPHIS!!! FUCK YOU RALPHIS!!! FUCK YOU RALPHIS!!!
Hmmmm.....
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Liam Robert Mason
liam_the_bardic@hotmail.com
AOL instant messanger-liamthebardic
A pox on you who spams my email accounts
"I'll write. You don't have to read it. But I suggest that you do. You might miss out on something moving inspiring or humorous if you don't. but you might not. I might just be saying that to get you to read my work. But I'm probably not so you should read it. It's quite good. Unless you can't read in which case you'd probably miss out on something really moving inspiring or humorous."
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| | fodders
fodders@btinternet.com
106199361
| "Re(3):An original Story by me" , posted Fri 1 Jun 17:56
quote:
Ralphis: You try to run but his UNFUNNY THREATS AND COMEBACKS bring you to your kneesCaco "Leade": FUCK YOU RALPHIS!!! FUCK YOU RALPHIS!!! FUCK YOU RALPHIS!!!Hmmmm.....
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'scuse me, it's "FUCK YOUS RALPHIS" :)
Real Original Fear-bringing Levels
You ARE the weakest link.......Goodbye!
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| | Hellbent
jasonr@berkshire.net
| "Re(4):An original Story by me" , posted Sat 2 Jun 09:07
No, it's "FUCK YOU RALHPIS! FUCK YOU RALHPIS!"
What?
Are we having fun yet?
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| | Zaldron
Le Ventilateur
avengerz66@hotmail.com
18477495
| "Re(2):An original Story by me" , posted Fri 1 Jun 15:55
How mature...
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| | ralphis
ralphis@demongate.ath.cx
N/A
| "Re(3):An original Story by me" , posted Fri 1 Jun 16:22
Caco freaker = 0wn3d
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| | Duker900
Duker900@users.sourceforge.net
1867084
| "Re(4):An original Story by me" , posted Fri 1 Jun 17:17
soo uhh cacodemon leader you remind me of thoose q3a players who whine about rocketjumpers and people who bunnyhop
Keyboard error or no keyboard present
Press (F1) To continute
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| | Katgut
tathetriam@aol.com
47.433333331
|  "Re(5):An original Story by me"
, posted Fri 1 Jun 21:40
The point of Q3A is to make it look like you're humping your opponents' legs.
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Anything mentioned on the side of this post or above this post is the opinion only of Doomworld and not of the author. Suck it down folks!
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| | ralphis
ralphis@demongate.ath.cx
N/A
| "Re(5):An original Story by me" , posted Fri 1 Jun 17:19
hmm. Seems like a camper to me.
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