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| Tobester
Tobester666@yahoo.com
107614625
|  "I need sex, and LOTS of it"
, posted Sun 3 Jun 23:01:  
Read the topic, then think about me. I'm 5'10, I like to drink a LOT and play doom and map for doom, I'm 15 pounds overweight, at 180, I have red hair, freckles, gren-grey eyes. I can't breathe through my nose. I have stretch marks. Think of me as a sex machine. Your mission is to turn me on. I tend to wear the same clothes for weeks at a time because I forget to change, or more likely I don't care. I spend 97 percent of my waking day on the computer fantasizing about neve campbell while working on wads. the other 3 percent is me eating in the shower while wanking to snuff. Yes, I'm a hot bitch and that should make you all come running. However, any chix in this post under a 38JJJ bra size are immeadiatly disqualified, so you may as well not try.
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[this message was edited by Tobester on Sun 3 Jun 23:01] |
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| deathwarrior
deathwarrior@doomcenter.com
93752489
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Wed 6 Jun 05:19
quote:
Your mission is to turn me on.
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If I gave you a pic of my ass will that work?
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| | Tobester
Tobester666@yahoo.com
107614625
| "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Wed 6 Jun 06:31
Just cause it's your b-day doesn't mean I wanna see your b-day suit. Well, yeah I do if you're a hot chick.
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| Katarhyne
A REAL LIVE GIRL 
katarhyne@aol.com
94395594
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 21:25
Just goes to show that the constituency of the Doomworld forums are morons.
18 years, 71 pounds, 4'3". My comment sig used to say "24B-18-22"...but that's a blatant lie, as anyone who's seen pictures of me knows. I'm actually 20AA-16-16.
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| | Peter Heinemann
peter_heinemann@01019freenet.de
| "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Tue 5 Jun 11:08
Is that really you on the picture uploaded here on Doomworld? Someone recently said it was a pic of someone else.
34 years, 200 pounds, 6' 3" (200 pounds - but not fat at all :D
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| | Katgut
tathetriam@aol.com
47.433333331
|  "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it"
, posted Mon 4 Jun 22:55
Yeah, 71 pounds and 4'3" of WHOOPASS.
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| | Tobester
Tobester666@yahoo.com
107614625
| "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 21:35
heh
I'll take you over 38JJJ, bleeve me
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| | Katarhyne
A REAL LIVE GIRL
katarhyne@aol.com
94395594
| "Re(3):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 21:53
What? You're a moron.
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| | sirgalahadwizar
sirgalahadwizard@hotmail.com
45229070
| "Re(4):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 21:59
Im not a moron, im at least at the idiot or big oaf level :)
I'd prolly not be on the DW forums if i was a moron... id be shooting pool or throwing darts or some other stupid shit unlike playing doom.
Experiment a little with the logic center of your brain before a zombie eats it.
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| fodders
fodders@btinternet.com
106199361
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 19:17
quote:
any chix in this post under a 38JJJ bra size are immeadiatly disqualified,
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When you get older you will realise, what you can't get in your mouth is of no use to anyone, and to score the perfect girls, all you need is an 8" tongue and the ability to breath through your ears :)
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| | Tobester
Tobester666@yahoo.com
107614625
| "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 20:18
quote:
When you get older you will realise, what you can't get in your mouth is of no use to anyone, and to score the perfect girls, all you need is an 8" tongue and the ability to breath through your ears :
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HEY
I SAID HOT BITCHES
NOT GUYS
I don't care about mouthfuls, I want breasts I can fit inside
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| | fodders
fodders@btinternet.com
106199361
| "Re(3):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 20:37
quote:
HEYI SAID HOT BITCHESNOT GUYS
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You have confused me now, I was talkin about girls, and "I want breasts I can fit inside " ?? wtf is THAT?
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| | Katgut
tathetriam@aol.com
47.433333331
| "Re(4):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 20:39
Titfucking.
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| | Tobester
Tobester666@yahoo.com
107614625
| "Re(5):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 20:53
quote:
Titfucking.
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No
I want cleavage I can just curl up inside
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| | Katgut
tathetriam@aol.com
47.433333331
| "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 19:45
I'm halfway there...
And really, size doesn't matter. :->
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| | sirgalahadwizar
sirgalahadwizard@hotmail.com
45229070
| "Re(3):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 22:07
If you're a girl, we outta hook-up.
Unfortunatly im not that fun though because i never go out, and it seems like the only thing that I do for fun is play games on my computer... nothing going out could possibly be of any fun to me.
(except playing other games like volelyball or something, It's been about 2 years since i saw a movie I actually liked at the theatre so "catching a movie" doesnt work with me [i jsut sit there and drool at the screen]).
Im a nice guy and I have physical security down pat (financial security is another story though).
You're right, size doesnt matter, but it helps with technique :)
[but size does matter if it's too big... not referrign to anything really]
Experiment a little with the logic center of your brain before a zombie eats it.
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| DooMBoy
tallj_2000@yahoo.com
287657894
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 17:35
I'm 18, 6'3, 133 lbs. of Space Marine!
The truth is I only play Doom two times a day-daytime and nighttime!-DooMBoy
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| | sirgalahadwizar
sirgalahadwizard@hotmail.com
45229070
| "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 21:56
If there's anyone here that's space marine material, it's me.
If i hit you, I hit you like a car. I am extremly hard to hit despite my size and I almost never miss.
As far as shooting goes I could take your eye out at 100 feet, and take your head off at 100 yards (and this is without my glasses, i'd be able to extend my range to the maximum distance a rifle allows if I had my glasses on).
I reload very quickly and can move without making trackable noise (unless there's leaves). If i shoot you and you are wounded, I will not get close enough for you to do me in with any melee weapons or pistols with your dying breath, you will receive another shot from medium range that will kill you.
...and no, i only shaved my head (mainly becasue it maks me look more dangerous and I dont like messing with my hair [like combing] either). Im only 5'10, but Im dense as a rock and i could prolly kick you in the head if you were as tall as me.
Experiment a little with the logic center of your brain before a zombie eats it.
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| | amanichen
amanichen@yahoo.com
| "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 20:25
yo'ure a scrawny little bastard aren't ya?.
I'm 6'3", 165 lbs.
I outweigh you by 32 lbs. And I'm all muscle also...only 4% body fat.
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| | Adriannus
adriannus00x@hotmail.com
None
| "Re(3):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 20:58
I'm 18, 6'3", 200 lbs.
"Men are dishonest animals by nature. Therefore avoid a moral high-ground and deceive your brother first before his blade finds your back..."
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| | Peter Heinemann
peter_heinemann@01019freenet.de
| "Re(4):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Tue 5 Jun 11:14
Cool, we have the same measurements (except the age)
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| | Katgut
tathetriam@aol.com
47.433333331
| "Re(3):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 20:27
and you're a dumb guy with a big axe?
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"Hey Ron! Can we say 'fuck' in this game?"
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| MAC'VILEWHORE
death@mountaincable.net
Pants(tm)
|  "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it"
, posted Mon 4 Jun 13:16
I'm 14, 6'7, 155 pounds of PURE MAN, short brown hair, a manly ass (define that for me someone), change my clothes, shower, piss, drink, piss, drink, eat, puke, drink piss, repeat as needed.
AND I GET MORE SEX THAN YOUUU DOOO NEENER NEENER!!! :::P
SORRY I PISSED YOUR COFFEE BIATCH!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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| fraggle`
Not Elton John 
fraggle@alkali.org
20732082
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 12:43
dont let katarhyne see this post
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| | CacodemonLeader
gauthier.home@sympatico.ca
Forget It!
| "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 13:08
Damn right fraggle'. This topic is really pointless.
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| | Katgut
tathetriam@aol.com
47.433333331
| "Re(3):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 13:09
We did NOT give you permission to talk.
Now go away like a good little bitch.
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"Hey Ron! Can we say 'fuck' in this game?"
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| | Katgut
tathetriam@aol.com
47.433333331
| "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 12:57
quote:
dont let katarhyne see this post
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Yeah! I'm the only one who gets a mercy fuck from Kat!
uh... wait... did I say that out loud?
/me goes and hides
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| Jon
jon@oh.no.not.another.god.damn.doom.tc
+communism
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 11:25
I'm DEAD SEXY yet all I can pull is men :(
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http://jon.alkali.org/
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| sirgalahadwizar
sirgalahadwizard@hotmail.com
45229070
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 10:26
Yeah, im 5'10, havent ever drank or smoked, im about 35lbs overweight at 275, I can breath throguh my nose, I have little/no hair because i shaved it all off and brown eyes.
I tend to wear the same cloths (to the unattended eye), I actualyl have aobut 7 outfits of the same type (so you'll probably always see me in black swimming trunks and black tank-tops).
I tend to fantisize about nympho asian girls... I want all the types of women that i will absolutly never get.
I dont care about bust size but somewhere inbetween B and C (no sag!) and a firm body will turn me on faster.
Experiment a little with the logic center of your brain before a zombie eats it.
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| | MAC'VILEWHORE
death@mountaincable.net
Pants(tm)
| "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 13:19
quote:
I have little/no hair because i shaved it all off
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You shaved ALL your hair off, and I mean "ALLLLL"????
SORRY I PISSED YOUR COFFEE BIATCH!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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| | Katgut
tathetriam@aol.com
47.433333331
| "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 12:54
quote:
Yeah, im 5'10, havent ever drank or smoked, im about 35lbs overweight at 275, I can breath throguh my nose, I have little/no hair because i shaved it all off and brown eyes.I tend to wear the same
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You scare me.
I'm the short (!) guy here at 5'8". Don't drink, don't smoke, don't do anything bad (yes, I'm [gasp!] boring). I actually weigh about what I'm supposed to (160, down from a high of 200). I can breathe through my nose, mouth, and ears (don't ask). Brown hair, hazel eyes.
Um... yeah. Kat knows exactly who I want. :->
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| ViperBoy
viperboy@worldonline.dk
40097719
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 09:43
You should see a shrink. Or put a contact add in the newspapers.... 'cause most (if not all) of the registered users here are men. If you were aware of that when you wrote the message, you suck (NOT literally)!!!!
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| Liam the Bard
liam_the_bardic@hotmail.com
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 06:54
You always have a g/f around, tobester! Her name is good 'ol jackie and her five little sisters!
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| Hellbent
jasonr@berkshire.net
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 06:52
rofl
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It is so precious and philanthropic to be a sedge and falcon burrower and scale the mountain walls by way of moonlight.
The warning that I received... you may take it with however many grains of salt you wish -- that the brown acid that is circulating around this is not specifically too good. Uhh... it's suggested that you do stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip so be my guest... but uh please be advised that there is a warning around that one ok?
Are we having fun yet?
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| Hellbent
jasonr@berkshire.net
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 06:50
rofl
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It is so precious and philanthropic to be a sedge and falcon burrower and scale the mountain walls by way of moonlight.
The warning that I received... you may take it with however many grains of salt you wish -- that the brown acid that is circulating around this is not specifically too good. Uhh... it's suggested that you do stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip so be my guest... but uh please be advised that there is a warning around that one ok?
Are we having fun yet?
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| Erick20
ericklyman@hushmail.com
I Hate Macs
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 06:11
er..
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DOOM!
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| rieper
rieper@netc.pt
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 04:33
masturbate
"if you excuse me... nature calls"
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| | sirgalahadwizar
sirgalahadwizard@hotmail.com
45229070
| "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 10:29
I thought everyone materbated aobut 5 times a week + (but nobody wants to admit it), you mean to tell me there are actually men out there who masterbate less?
Masterbation is one thing but climbing inbetween some girl's legs is a different story (i wouldnt know though, seeing as i havent done that yet).
Experiment a little with the logic center of your brain before a zombie eats it.
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| | ralphis
ralphis@demongate.ath.cx
N/A
| "Re(3):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 11:52
5 times a week? rofl. That's how many times i do in my bed every night
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| Disorder
WAHH CHANGE MY TITLE 
enter@softhome.net
27436321
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 03:40
Sick pervert
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| Lüt
Albino Negro 
toruonda@home.com
23065834
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Mon 4 Jun 01:46
quote:
Your mission is to turn me on
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| deathwarrior
deathwarrior@doomcenter.com
93752489
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Sun 3 Jun 23:45
I'm available, so spank me.
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Cum. Just drink it.
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| mewse
mewse 
mewse@rordoom.cjb.net
mewse
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Sun 3 Jun 23:15
heh
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| RTC Marine
walruss@zfree.co.nz
93239173
| "Re(1):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Sun 3 Jun 23:04
quote:
Think of me as a sex machine. Your mission is to turn me on
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rofl, yeah right :P
Confucious say: Boy and girl who go camping together have naughty intent.
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| | CacodemonLeader
gauthier.home@sympatico.ca
Forget It!
| "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Tue 5 Jun 12:25:
Yeah right for me too
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| | Xenoman
michael@chello.se
59834301
| "Re(2):I need sex, and LOTS of it" , posted Sun 3 Jun 23:07
*brr*
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