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| mewse mewse  mewse@rordoom.cjb.net mewse
| "19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 03:15  
I'm a 19 year old canadian W.A.S.P. with red hair and a charming boyish nature who plays lots of doom. Aside from my missing leg, I'm a fairly normal guy living a fairly normal life. I'm looking for a nice looking 19 year old SWF who plays doom, to have lots of sex with. She must be very tolerant and caring, and must not mind my lack of a left arm. Other requirements: must enjoy sex. must tolerate doom. must not leave the house. I don't think these requirements are very unreasonable, and I'm hoping neither will you, my future girlfriend. Oh yes, and I hope the fact that I'm missing my right arm won't "freak you out" because then you wouldn't be able to have as much sex before getting sick.
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| deathwarrior  deathwarrior@doomcenter.com 93752489
| "Re(1):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 22:30  
will you give me free beer?
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| amanichen  amanichen@yahoo.com
| "Re(1):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 09:00:  
Quote: _________________________________________________________________
"Hi, I'm a ninteen year old nymphomaniac, from Canada, the weirdest country on the planet. I have merged my hobby of Doom (stalking), and my hobby of sex (fucking) into a unique lifestyle that involves me stalking then fucking girls. I guess you people would call that 'rape.'" _________________________________________________________________
Sick fuck.
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| | fodders  fodders@btinternet.com 106199361
| "Re(2):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 16:26  
quote: I guess you people would call that 'rape.'"
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Well in the new politically correct world, the offence is no longer "rape" it's "assault with a friendly weapon" and the woman could be charged with "receiving swollen goods" :)
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| | MAC'VILEWHORE  death@mountaincable.net Pants(tm)
| "Re(2):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 13:49  
Canada might be wierd, BUT WE ROOL, GO CANADA!!!1111
SORRY I PISSED YOUR COFFEE BIATCH!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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| | amanichen  amanichen@yahoo.com
| "Re(3):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 20:31  
hehe...
Actually, after visiting Canada several times (10 to be exact) in various parts I like it better than the United States (where I live).
People are more polite, curteous, and aren't usually in as big of a hurry as us Americans are.
The air is also alot cleaner =)
I have nothing against Canadians, and in fact, once I graduate from college, I plan to move to British Columbia.
________________________________________ Occupation: ...dumb guy with big axe. ___________ Maybe you can help me -- I STAB PEOPLE!
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| Mordeth Doomworld Co-founder mordeth@doomworld.com | "Re(1):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 07:48  
Ok, this is the last thread that's going to pop up with this 'topic'... you've all had your fun, now move on. Next one will be deleted.
Gaston Lahaut Co-Founder Doomworld
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| | SaGa  neo924@hotmail.com 106195883
| "Re(2):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 18:08  
welcome to the general forum that isnt general
"I came as NEOsephiroth then i became Cacoman and now i am SaGa"
"Its not the fall that kills you. its the sudden ..Stop" goto my doom page at http://www.angelfire.com/biz6/saga/index.html
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| | CacodemonLeader  gauthier.home@sympatico.ca Forget It!
| "Re(2):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 12:27  
Yeah you delete posts that are just like the previous ones of the same thing. Really those sex topics make me sick!
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| | ZarcyB  zarcyb@ultrafps.com 81614295
| "Re(3):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 13:01  
quote: ...Really those sex topics make me sick!
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Yeah well thats because you're just pre-pubescent dork who will never get sex anyway.
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| | Zaldron Le Ventilateur  avengerz66@hotmail.com 18477495
| "Re(2):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 09:26  
Our savior. :)
__________________________ _ _ _ "There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death there's brain death and there's being off the network."
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| | Lüt Albino Negro  toruonda@home.com 23065834
| "Re(3):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 10:50  
Bah.
--- You have been bothered by: Lüt "Living Colour is my favorite black metal band." www.doomworld.com/insanity www.mp3.com/dyingcorpse www.thebarnacle.f2s.com AIM: Dying Corpse - SB4824 - XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4 <-- Talk to me dammit!
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| Tobester  Tobester666@yahoo.com 107614625
| "Re(1):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 07:02  
BOO!
my god has failed me
you stole my post idea!
*cries uncontrollably*
Go check out my Doom II TC! www.Geocities.com/tobester666/ DO IT NOW
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| | mewse mewse  mewse@rordoom.cjb.net mewse
| "Re(2):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 13:14  
i wanted to turn the general forums into a huge demented personals page
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| NiGHTMARE nick@frad.org | "Re(1):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 06:09  
Heh, this post violates the new Doomworld Forum Rule on two counts: pointless posts, and new topics which ought to be replies to existing topics
This is a local forum for local people!
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| | Katgut  tathetriam@aol.com 47.433333331
| "Re(2):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 09:00  
And the old one on account that it pisses Mord off.
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| | Zaldron Le Ventilateur  avengerz66@hotmail.com 18477495
| "Re(3):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 09:31  
The reason why almost 98% of the deleted topics get deleted.
__________________________ _ _ _ "There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death there's brain death and there's being off the network."
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| Arioch News Bitch  arioch@doomworld.com 6876616
| "Re(1):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 03:21  
TAKE ME NOW!
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| | Disorder WAHH CHANGE MY TITLE  enter@softhome.net 27436321
| "Re(2):19SWM seeks 19SWF (for sex)" , posted Tue 5 Jun 09:19  
/me calls for dog /dog rapes Arioch
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