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killtheclaypara

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"i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 19:05user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


i know this question is gonna sound kinda dork but im new here so here i go:

how do i play on line, multiplayer?. which way its the best, i would aprecciate your answers

 


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BuffGUh



zdoomer@hotmail.com
say what?
202.156.0.10

"Re(1):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 23:56user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


there is zdaemon, csdoom and doomserv2000.. go and take a look at the source ports section of doomworld to find out more.. :)

warning~! standing in front of a speeding truck is not advisable~ :P

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(1):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 20:21user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Why? so you can be another dickhead keyboarder newbie who is still looking for the fire key?

 

 

SaGa



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"Re(2):i need some help please" , posted Tue 8 May 14:39user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


this is funny shit, all this flammin and gay crap

"I came as NEOsephiroth then i became Cacoman and now i am SaGa"

"Its not the fall that kills you. its the sudden ..Stop"
goto my doom page at
http://www.angelfire.com/biz6/saga/index.html

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(2):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 20:28user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


The hell are you bitching about, boy, those guys are the only way you ever break a negative frag!

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(3):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 20:31user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


NOOOOOO!
I got a negative frag against you!
SO THERE!
HA!

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(4):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 20:34user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Doom isn't golf, you retard, a negative score is a bad thing!

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(5):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 20:35user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


WELL THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE ME THE FUCKING SCORE CARD?

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(6):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 20:38user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


BECAUSE THE AUTOMATIC DOOM SCORE TICKER IS TO FUCKING COMPLICATED FOR YOU TO USE!

Go count your strokes or something.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(7):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 20:48user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


You can give someone a stroke in doom?
What weapon is that?

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(8):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 20:51user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


GODAMMIT BITCH, NOW YOU FACE MY SHOTOKAN SKIZILLS!

SHINKU TATSUMAKI SENPUFUCKINGKYAKU BITCH!

SHINKU HADOKEN!

SHINRYUKEN!

SHINKU GOU HADOKEN!

SHUN GOKU SATSU!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HUNH?!

Bitch.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(9):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 20:53user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


That was almost as good as chicken, but it had a sour aftertaste I didn't quite like.

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 20:54user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


OH I'M SORRY, I MUST'VE STUCK ME FOOT TOO FAR UP YOUR PUNK ASS!

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(2):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 20:55user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Well please, take it out sir. Time is money, somebody wants to rent that room.

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(3):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 20:58user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


BITCH! SIR?! FUCK YOU AND YOUR UGLY MOTHER!

SHORYU REPPA X2!

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(4):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:00user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


You wanna fuck my ugly mother? Dude, it's my turn! My sister got to last night, and you wanna take my turn away from me? Don't do that...

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(5):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:02user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


SO THATS WHATS WRONG WITH YOU BLOKES, EH? GODDAMN THATS DISGUSTING. YOU ALMOST INTERRUPTED ME FUCKING MY DOG WITH THAT NAUSEATING STATEMENT!

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(6):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:04user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


You know what I'm thinking... my mom has three holes... anus, mouth, and pee pee hole. That means we can all jump aboard. =)

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(7):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:05user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


I refuse to join any association that would have me for obvious reasons. Get a candle.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(8):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:06user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Get a candle? Hey, is that some kinda teenage slag.
Well, listen YO.
I'm down with ya jive.
i swing da rope.
i'm cool.
yeah hommie.
go soap your wax.

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(9):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:08user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Don be fuxin' wit me, nigga, or I'll pop a cap in yo cracka ass fasta dan yo own daddoo!

Now if you'll pardon me, sir, I'm off to get some stanky on my hangdown.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(10):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:11user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


BANANA BREAD!
The secret to all of our problems is banana Bread.
You can fuck it, eat it, fuck it and then eat it.. oh wow, it's so great. =)

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(2):Re(10):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:13user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Jesus Christ, I thought that was vanilla cream!

/me vomits violently

Fuck, you asshole, that is just plain RUDE.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(3):Re(10):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:16user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Sorry, I'm going to go milk your bulls now.

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(4):Re(10):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:17user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Goddamn you Canadian cowboys, always rustling our women and raping our cattle. If I had my, I tellz ya, I would own Pepsi Co.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(5):Re(10):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:18user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


So that's why pepsi tastes like shit.

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(6):Re(10):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:21user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Well we can easily settle this.

PEPSI CHALLENGE!!

/me grabs pepsi and wings it at your head

Haha, he went down in a spray of red and brown! =)

YOU WILL PH33R MY PEPSI SKIZILLS BITCH!!

8===============D
SUCK IT!

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(7):Re(10):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:22user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Suck it? Okay, all you had to do was ask.

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(8):Re(10):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:25user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Well okay then, stop sucking it. Wash my car. Plant me a new garage and build me a couple of bushes. When you get done with that you can dust off my P3 and invent me some new type of porn.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(9):Re(10):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:27user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


New Porn? How about.. PENCIL PORN...HEHEHE HAHAHAHA..

CUM ON ME ERASER.. HAHA.

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(10):Re(10):Re(10):i need some help please" , posted Sun 6 May 21:29user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Oh please, I already have enough mpegs of 8 year olds fucking, be more original!

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(2):Re(10):Re(10):Re(10):i need some help p" , posted Sun 6 May 21:31user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


How about... a nail... fucking a pencil... a .. dead.. nail.. hehehe.

 

 

deadnail



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"Re(13424124514514512364576): Stupid Shit!" , posted Sun 6 May 21:33user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Oh VERY fucking creative. I've got more fucking brains in my colon than you have in your fucking taint.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(2):Re(13424124514514512364576): Stupid Shi" , posted Sun 6 May 21:37user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


All you got in your colon is cum.

 

 

deadnail



deadnail@yahoo.com
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63.151.140.221

"Re(3):Re(13424124514514512364576): Stupid Shi" , posted Sun 6 May 21:39user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


I KNOW! AND ITS ZALDRON'S AND YOUR FAULT! YOU TWO SSAD BASSRADS!

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."

 

 

Dashiva

64.229.31.220

"Re(4):Re(13424124569514512364576): Stupid Shi" , posted Sun 6 May 21:43user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


I happen to remember you begging for it.

 

 

deadnail



deadnail@yahoo.com
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63.151.140.221

"Re(5):Re(13424124569514512364576): Stupid Shi" , posted Sun 6 May 21:46user profileedit/delete messagepost reply


Well Jesus Christ you never wear any fucking pants! You're SUCH a dicktease.

_____________ ____ ___ __ _
http://www.deadnail.f2s.com
"Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me."