There has been a great rift in the space-time continuum. Due to forces unseen, you have been thrust into the DOOM universe yet again, this time as you battle your way through the Agony of the Planet! Agonizing Planet! It is your fate! Embrace the pain, my brothers, for it is all you shall know! The path of pain is the path of gain, as your soul is brought through the cheese grater of life. God has no mercy on those who were born later than the 60s! Death becomes us! Go onto the pain! Bring the pain to God! Praise be to Allah.
The Bread Garden. Once, you sold cheesecake for $5 a slice. It was worth it. God bless 1998.