The second in the series, story-wise, and the third I made. Play G-onahd if you haven't, and A-onahd if you're feeling masochistic.
Linguica has disappered. The UAC have sent in Agents ButtShark and AssAnus to investigate his disappearance. Alyssa may be nearby too.
Note: B-onahd has a scoring system implemented. This will make the game a little bit more fun (I hope) But just remember that some certain secret items are cursed and will cause you to lose points. Avoid red items. Most of you won't actually read this until it's too late, though, so this is merely me covering my AssAnus.
Linguica, for not giving me any permission to use his name in my story but here he is anyway. Also thanks for not objecting yet.
Nanami, who guided me through some of the scripting process (I got a bit rusty) and who came up with some great names for artifacts.
Tom_D, who was kind enough to supply the voice of Agent Buttshark. Also helped come up with a few of the ranks.
Silverwyvern, who did the voice of Alyssa (After finding her mic).
Epsi, who provided a few great suggestions here and there.
Music Credits: Commando, One Man And His Droid, The Weather Girls, for the "It's Raining Men" theme, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Fensler Films (http://www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/) whose goofy GI Joe overdubs provided a fun sound bit, The Simpsons, Invader Zim, Clerks (the cartoon series), Earthworm Jim, Castlevania: Circle of the Moon.
Deepsea, Cool Edit, MS Paint, Jasc Paint Shop Pro 8, ACC, Notepad, Wordpad, Calculator (:p)
If you're going to use the weapons cheat, do NOT use the BFG, the rocket launcher, or the super shotgun. Trust me. Also, occasionally the BFG attack from some of the enemies can crash zdoom. This rarely happens, and I'm not sure why it does. (shrug) Maybe it will be fixed in later versions. There are various autosave points. If you have autosave turned off, it might be a good idea to save your game after every cutscene.