| Title: |
Security to the Bidet! |
| Filename: |
themes/startrek/scumtrek.zip |
| Size: |
39.8 KB |
| Date: |
09/02/94 |
| Author: |
Arthur Young |
| Description: |
SECURITY TO THE BIDET! Jean Luc is
nowhere to be seen, the security team
was toasted hours ago and Deanna Troi
has a headache. Just why the Enterprise
is crawling with Imps and Cacodemons,
no-one knows. They should be aliens
with latex on their foreheads and noses,
but alas, we make do.
You are Ensign Wesley Crusher - your
mother was on planet leave when _strange_
things started to happen. Data got a life,
Lwaxana became a nun, the security team
came back from planetside intact, Worf
came out of the closet, Riker _didn't_
scam on some babe and Tasha Yar came back
from the dead ... again. Ya-know, it's the
little things that give it away. It's
gonna be a tough day.
Set phasers to rotisserie and report to
transporter room three on the double. You
must join your mum before _you_ get toasted
and the Enterprise gets a parking ticket.
Just look out for Q in a very special guest
appearance in engineering! |
| Credits: |
Neil for his computer and the rest of his
flat for inspiration and the location for
playing ST-TNG drinking game - (rules
available, just email to
neil.gardner@stonebow.otago.ac.nz)
Finally, thanks to President Bill Clinton
(Billy the Kid to his friends) for his
personalised letter. Just send mail to
President@whitehouse.gov telling him you're
a mate of Arthur's and he'll see ya right
if you want any small South American
countries invaded. |
| Base: |
New level from scratch |
| Build time: |
12 hours... |
| Editor(s) used: |
DEU 5.21, DEU 5.21gcc, BSP12x |
| Bugs: |
cockroaches, wetas, dung beatles, earwigs
rhinocerous beatles, John, Paul, George,
Ringo, ants, carpet beatles, spiders,
bedbugs, VeeDubs, wasps etc... |
| Rating: |
  (5 votes)
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Anonymous
| Pretty the only thing that's good about this wad is the description. Other than that, ignore this. | x | |
Anonymous
| Remember Star Trek? No? Back in 1994 it was a given that everybody on the internet was a fan of Star Trek; the boring, modern kind of Star Trek. Times have changed. This is a modest Star Trek level with no custom graphics or sounds. It's basically a big, poorly-textured, angular maze of undetailed rectangular corridors, shaped roughly like the Starship Enterprise. Has no more gameplay than any random lot of rooms. Texture alignment, what's that? | x |
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