DoommasterTHEBESTONE
Loser
Posts: 15
Registered: 05-07 |
Doom: Betrugers revenge(*_*)
*Speaker*: "Attention all personell, we have a new recruit,
Nickname: Doom Marine."
*Rand. marine* : "Great, another lacky for my squad, just
what my docter ordered for my increased blood pressure
due to mass ammounts of stress..."
:The Marine walks down the hall, takes a left, suddenly
startled, pulls out his assualt rifle, fires at a huge spider:
*Squad Officer*: "What the (Majah Cussword yo) is going on
over here?!?!?!?!?"
*Marine* : "That!!!" (Points at spider corpse)
*Doom Marine* "I'll clean up here officer, dont worry.
(Whispers:God i hate you, because of you, my paycheck got
reduced and my vacation days have been doc'D you (nother
majah cussword)"
 .Marine cleans up the spider corpse, when suddenly--->:
*Office manager/Speaker*: "Attention all personell! Im
requesting immediate assistance! Re--at, Re-u-st--g--------"
:Computer: "Signal lost..."
*Squad Officer*:"Doom, get down there and roast whatever is
causing the radio transmission jam, grab a machine-gun!"
*Squad Officer*:"All other assualt troops, head down to delta
and check out the teleportation sequence problems. They said
that some strange accidents are happening down there- and were
gonna find out why..."
*Doom Marine*:"Your sending me alone? Your out of your
fraggin' mind!"
*Squad Officer*:"Fraggin' is for our E-277 fragmentation-
grenades, now follow your orders marine! These were just
issued by Master.Sergeant.Kelly! Now get moving!!!"
*Doom Marine*:"Yes sir..."
CONTINUED AFTER FIRST 7 REPLIES! COMING UP WITH SEQUELS
IS NOT EASY FOLKS, RESPECT A AUTHOR PLZ
------------To be concluded...
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12-06-08 02:24
