DooMBoy
Heh
(but Stupidity still cannot be concealed)
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Actually, all sports are simplistic.
Think about it:
Basketball-Throw a ball into a hoop with a net on the hoop.
Hockey-Slap a puck into a goal. Whee.
Baseball-Smack a ball with a streamlined piece of premium wood, then around 4 bases. Woo-hoo, great fun.
Soccer-Kick a ball into goal. Shin-breaking good time.
Racing-Don't want go there again.
Wrestling-It's a sport only if you use the term loosely, but I find myself strangely attracted to it.
Rugby-Watch a bunch of violent kick and throw a ball around, as they try to knock into a goal. *yawn*
F1 Racing-Sucky, sucky, sucky. /me pukes
Polo-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhahahaha!!!!!11 THIS IS A SPORT?!?! SOMEONE must have been bored.
Football-Hey gys, want to kick and throw a ball around for a while to each other, and see who can sustain the most bodily injuries while meanwhile trying to get across the touch-down line while somehow still holding the ball? No, not really.
Boxing-Not much of a sport, really. Two big bruisers pound awhile on each other. And epople pay actual hard-earned money to watch this crap!
I believe there more sports to talk aout, but you get the idea.
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