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Captain Red

I hate doom because...

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Have you met any of the following people:

1) The fundamentalist “God hates Doom”
2) The daytime TV obsessed housewife “I saw 60 Minutes once and it said Doom was bad”
3) The bastard child of 1 & 2 “Doom inspires School shootings, Drug taking and Satanism”
4) The utter dumbass “It’s Crap Coz it’s not new/ realistic”
5) A fun new one.

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Ct_red_pants said:

Have you met any of the following people:

4) The utter dumbass “It’s Crap Coz it’s not new/ realistic”



I get those all the time...

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Lizardcommando said:

Some of my friends are like description #4. ...And they say Yu-gi-oh is better than doom, what a bunch of lamers.

Ditch 'em and get some new friends instead - somebody with common sense.

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There's a guy, we were best friends for over ten years, then he told me he didn't like Doom, I told him I never want to see him again and that's it.

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I remember telling some of my friends back in high school about Doom and Doom2, some of them hadn't even heard of the game, they thought it was brand new or something.

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"I hate Doom because I can't make it past E1M1."

I've seen a couple like this before.

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Them: What type of games do you play?

Me: Hmm, strategy, fps'es, some adventure, suck at them all ;).

Them: Hmm, fps'es.. Counterstrike, or Unreal?

Me: Nope, Doom.

Them: Doom, but isn't that rather old? Do you have a slow computer?

Me: No, I just happen to really like Doom.

Them: Ooh, I see. You are one of those retrogamer types. I tell ya. Doom is not the real shit for you then. Wolfenstein is much older.

Me: Hrrm, John Carmack made Hovertank while still at Softdisk and I think Catacombs 3D is older than Wolf too.

Them: ?, I don't really think I wanna talk to you.

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Little Faith said:

Me: No, I just happen to really like Doom.

Them: Ooh, I see. You are one of those retrogamer types. I tell ya. Doom is not the real shit for you then. Wolfenstein is much older.

Me: Hrrm, John Carmack made Hovertank while still at Softdisk and I think Catacombs 3D is older than Wolf too.

Them: ?, I don't really think I wanna talk to you.

Hahahahaha man, that is just so pathetic.

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them: one of these days you'll snap out of it

me: one of these days youll realise your playing the same damn game with higher system requirements

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Little Faith said:

Them: Ooh, I see. You are one of those retrogamer types. I tell ya. Doom is not the real shit for you then. Wolfenstein is much older.

By that logic, we should all be playing the Royal Game of Ur.

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chilvence said:

me: one of these days youll realise your playing the same damn game with higher system requirements


True that man.. True that..

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My most recent experience was with a guy I was showing Doom 3 screenshots to. He said, "Doom sucks! Counter-Strike is way better!"

I guess that applies under #4.

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There are many people who will yell at you that Doom is not even released, heh. Me loves Doom ^_^ What I want to see when I judge a shooter or any game is that it is man made and that it reveals the way it was made. Like Doom, in which you can smell the paint that was used to make all the sprites and textures, all the teriffic artwork. Nothing against polygons and gl coronas, but I love old school Doom and Doom II most.

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Yeah increasingly any talk of Doom is met by people thinking I'm referring to Doom 3. Fags. If I know them well enough, I usually spank them.

#4's usually then.

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"I hate Doom because Doom has Satanic imagery, and after all, my copy of Counter Strike and Steam v 1.whatever will keep me company."

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"I hate Doom because it makes me kill people in my hometown school system.

Even though I'm at college...

I still take a Greyhound bus back home...

Then I kill everyone...

But it's not my fault...

Doom made me do it..."

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"Doom has shotguns, demons, and Hell - in short, everything that's wrong with today's society."

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Lizardcommando said:

Some of my friends are like description #4. ...And they say Yu-gi-oh is better than doom, what a bunch of lamers.

daikatana was far better than yo-gi-oh.

look at my quote, damn dirty hippies

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