Crendowing
I've lost my unbanned status....I couldn't be happier :P
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Hasn't there been numerous posts about this already?
Anywho:
8. When you pick up something, like soda bottle, yow wonder where the yellow flash went and why you don't feel any better
9. When you walk into a gun shop and ask, "Where are the BFG 9000's?"
10. When you take your dad's chainsaw and try to find the nearest Demon to use it on
11. When you refuse to go into any pool of liquid without a rad suit
12. When you get angry 'cuz you're still as mortal as ever, no matter how many times you yell out "IDDQD"
13. When you see some obese person and you run and hide while yelling, "LOOK OUT!!! A MANCUBUS!!!!"
14. When you join the Marine Corps in hopes that you'll be stationed on Phobos and be the savior of humanity
15. When you smash every spider you see just to make sure the world won't be overrun by Arachnotrons
16. When you kill a goat and cut its head open to find John Romero's head on a stick
17. When you get killed and become frustrated because you can't either respawn or press F10 and quit the game
18. When you get confused as to why the doors in real life open in and out rather than up and down
19. When you hit run into a wall, somebody asks you why, and you respond, "I was just checking to see if that was an impassable linedef."
And finally......
20. When you own or possess more than 10 different DOOM related memorabilia items (e.g., t-shirt, desktop theme, DOOM Music CD, etc.)
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