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zeta000
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1. When you start shooting people randomly

2. When you go to hell in real life and you say "Hey, where's my BFG9000?"

3. When you go to war in real life and you say "Everyone yell IDDQD and IDKFA!"

4. When your parents ask you what you want to be when you grow up and you say "Space marine".

5. When you dress up as a demon for Halloween.

6. When Mars, Phobos, and Deimos remind you of Doom.

7. When you get hurt in real life and you say "Hey! I have god mode on! How can I get hurt?!"

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Don't people normally dress up as demons on Halloween?

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BattleRat213
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Hey, I've got it worse than that. I keep mistaking my Home Ec teacher for one of the bullpig demons (hey, give her horns and bad posture and she's not that far away). And I think I've started hearing the Doom sound effects at random points during the day.

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You play too much Doom when:
You see golden flashes of light when you pick objects up
You wonder why everything doesn't flash red when you get hurt
You wonder why you can't carry more than 9 things at a time, like in Doom
You keep hearing imaginary things when ever nobody's around

Hey, isn't there a Fan Fiction done about this in the Fan Fiction Forum?



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Hasn't there been numerous posts about this already?

Anywho:

8. When you pick up something, like soda bottle, yow wonder where the yellow flash went and why you don't feel any better

9. When you walk into a gun shop and ask, "Where are the BFG 9000's?"

10. When you take your dad's chainsaw and try to find the nearest Demon to use it on

11. When you refuse to go into any pool of liquid without a rad suit

12. When you get angry 'cuz you're still as mortal as ever, no matter how many times you yell out "IDDQD"

13. When you see some obese person and you run and hide while yelling, "LOOK OUT!!! A MANCUBUS!!!!"

14. When you join the Marine Corps in hopes that you'll be stationed on Phobos and be the savior of humanity

15. When you smash every spider you see just to make sure the world won't be overrun by Arachnotrons

16. When you kill a goat and cut its head open to find John Romero's head on a stick

17. When you get killed and become frustrated because you can't either respawn or press F10 and quit the game

18. When you get confused as to why the doors in real life open in and out rather than up and down

19. When you hit run into a wall, somebody asks you why, and you respond, "I was just checking to see if that was an impassable linedef."

And finally......




20. When you own or possess more than 10 different DOOM related memorabilia items (e.g., t-shirt, desktop theme, DOOM Music CD, etc.)

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Hasn't there been numerous posts about this already?



Forgive me if I don't know, I'm a board newbie here...

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When you bring a rocket launcher to Laser Tag.

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When you rush about to buy a blue jacket at K-Mart.

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when you jerk off to demon porn. You try to install doom in your brain. you dick has shrunk, you smell like shit, ther is a hole in you chair and a feeding tube in your stomach, your hair is 10 feet long, finger/toe nails are long and gross, skin has mushrooms growing on it, and most of you limbs had gone into atrophy because u have sat in fromt of your computer every day/hour/minute/second sence 1993

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..when you start stealing ideas from NewDoom's forums :P

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... when you become totally paralyzed and unable to move if you don't have a mouse and\or keyboard.

... when your girlfriend breaks up with you try to load the game you saved a week ago.

... when you can't remember how to punch\fire a weapon, and start yelling F1

... When you have more than 1000 posts on this forum.

... when your nickname is Xit Vono ;)

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21. When you try to give yourself that "berserk pack effect" by downing 200 cups of coffee

22. When after you have downed the aforementioned coffee, you wonder why your vision isn't red

23. When every time you hear the word "doom", you think of the game

24. When you see a discolored part of the wall and push at it to see if it's a secret door

25. When you shoot a trash barrel in the hope that it will cause a chain reaction with the other barrels nearby

26. When you buy one of those robotic voice transmitters and try to make the exact same sound the Icon of Sin makes

27. When you try to strafe 50 down a crowded hallway

28. When you're afraid to flip a light switch because it might trigger a monster trap somewhere

29. When instead of school supplies, you stuff as much extra ammo as you can into your backpack

30. When you won't enter a dark room unless you're either well armed or have light-amp goggles with you



(more to come later)

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Or when you try to look down in such a way as to not look at your feet.
Or you try to run with a loaded shotgun in hand, firing like a madman, and wonder why the barrel gets red and hot.

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31. When your parents mysteriously transform into a blocky 2-dimensional figure and they start bleeding out of every orifice!


Booyah!

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31. When your parents mysteriously transform into a blocky 2-dimensional figure and they start bleeding out of every orifice!


Booyah!




HEY!!!!! NO MESSING WITH MY ORDERING!!!!!! :)

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Ok ok ok

It'll be 30b =P

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30c (Happy?): When you come to a long dark corridor you begin to hum the music to Halls Of The Damned.

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You know you have played too much doom when you missed the last thread like this, or the HUGE one on newdoom that makes all others pale into insignificance. I haven't checked for ages. It must be over 1000 by now. Take out the repeats and dull stuff and you could maybe half that number mind. Still, a few of them are quite entertaining

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/Forum3/HTML/000552.html


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you know you've played too much doom when you can punch out a cyberdemon non-berzerk.

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Here's an odd one:

31. When your IE or Netscape homepage is set to www.doomworld.com

That one for sure applies to me. :)

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hey it is my homepage too. on all my computers too

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Here we go.

When you play doom more than 24 hours a day

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Flame me for this one, but:

32. When you've beaten MM3 ten million times, then woke up to the stunning realization that there are only 2 Memento Mori PCs

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/me runs and hides in ph33r of the newdoom list
Sorry. Anyways, I don't have a way to tell if you're addicted to doom and I don't have time to come up with one because I have to go play some doom dm before I kill again.

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33: You notice that the Janitor's closet is locked, so you proceed to run around knocking people out and searching their pockets for a red keycard, in the hopes that there's a plasma-gun and perhaps some first-aid kits in said closet.

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Xit Vono:

you know you've played too much doom when you can punch out a cyberdemon non-berzerk.


Hey! I already said that one!

Me:

... when your nickname is Xit Vono ;)

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When you realize you actually update Doomworld.

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when you write a 100kb goodbye note.

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Speshul Eddy:
33: You notice that the Janitor's closet is locked, so you proceed to run around knocking people out and searching their pockets for a red keycard, in the hopes that there's a plasma-gun and perhaps some first-aid kits in said closet.



Crendowing:
HEY!!!!! NO MESSING WITH MY ORDERING!!!!!! :)

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When you bring a rocket launcher to Laser Tag.


I like this one, funny ;)

To me, it's when you can't help playing again and again...
More you play, more you need it.
That's the way of Doom - Printed forever in your mental hard disk.

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