I like big butts!
Well, since the Doom Comic can be read while listening to the audio clip, I've decided to post the script of WBC-DOOM here, so everyone can understand what the actors are saying :-p
(yeah, basically I'm begging for some feedback :-p )
Warlords Battlecry Modding: The Daemon Lovers.
M: Maes D: Doom Marine J: Jodwin
M: Oh sigh...the public input hasn't been very helpful lately, regarding WBC modding...
They expect us to think of everything and when they don't, their suggestions are quite
M: Hell no, I'm not picking it up THIS time!!!
M: Heh you can ring as much as you want you damn thing, I'm not picking you up!
Heh who what else awaits me...surely some horny minotaur's bedroom stories...
or some Snoop Dogg song about pimpily dwarves...
M: ...or mysterious game programmers who are about to make us their bitches and force us to
suck it down... Oh dammit,I'll just tell this guy to fuck off!
(picks up phone)
M: Look pal, I've had enough of this so f...
D: I'm cooking with gas!
M: Excuse me? WTF?!
D: ...you weren't very quick picking this phone up, but now I gotcha baby, yeah, dig it!
M: You got what?
D: I got a handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad!!!
Yeah, I'm the Doom Marine baby, dig it !!!
M: Ohhh....the Doom Marine...you mean from..like...Doom?
D: Oh yeah boyz, coz I've got something to say!
Allow me to communicate you my desire to have your guns and to kick demonic butt!!!
M: A-hah....listen pal, I love Doom, it's a kewl game,
it's The Kewl game, BUT, you must be mistaken, I am not...
D: Shut up and listen to me, or I'll chainsaw your sorry ass..!!!
..ahh, Chainsaw, the great communicator..!
M: Heh you're not scaring me at all, so Shaddap yerself and get off...
D: WTF you say, You Say!? Now I'm so gonna rip and tear your guts, rip and tear, RIP AND TEAR, SO HEAR!!!!
M: Oh WTF..yes sir! Orders, SIR!
D: That's my boy...now, back to business! You're modding WBC 3, aint'cha?
M: You bet your friggin Doom marine ass, Sir.
D: Positive, and it has got Daemons, damn right it has!!?!
M: Uhm well yeah it does but they are not like the ones you...
D: Oh yes they are, all hellspawn are the same to me, and I hear you've
been lovin' 'em !!!
M: "Lovin' 'em"?? What the heck are you talking about, we aren't loving any Daemons...
D: OH YOU ARE NOT!!?! Then tell me son, why have there been so many flying
blue whuzzathingies around ever since that unofficial shit of yours!!?!
D: Now BEWARE, coz I'm a BAD MAN boy! How BAD ?! REAL BAD !!!
I'm 12.0 in a 10.0 scale of BADNESS, and I'm going to not
let the Daemon Luvars go !!!
M: Uhh, err, right, so you'r pissed off because we made imps
half as cheap as they were so that they are actually useful.?
D: THE HELL RIGHT I AM, because if no one will step up and take care
of the environment, what kind of a world are we leaving to children,
and to our children's children!!?! Ah the humanity...
M: Yeah, the humanity...oh for Chris...ssake, WBC is based on a fantasy world! It's not like
our changes on the game change the real world at all...
D: YOU just don't see it...BECAUSE IT'S DARK !!! And MIGHT MAKES LIGHT..!!!
M: ..u got no MIGHT, right? Now look, you aren't making any sense
(which isn't really nothing new here), so could you just please get off the...
D: The Hell I COULD! But I WON'T. Because I got more to say!
M: Oh? So what then, I guess you want to have some guns, don't you!?
What about we add shotguns to WBC that let you make LIGHT!? Shotguns
you can respect!
D: The Hell with respect, for I'm packing with 80 pounds of HEAVENLY JOY!!
The CHAINGUN, baby, yeah! Hear 'n lo 'er heavenly cry!!!
M: Umm, okey, but isn't the super shotgun more powerful than the chaingun..??
D: Oh yeah it IS, IN DOOM!! That's because the DAEMON LOVERS at ID [eye-dee]
made it stronger than chaingun, BUT IT'S WRONG, and YOU are going to FIX IT !!!
M: Well, I like the SSG the way it is, the hell I'm going...
D: AND YOU NEED A NEW ATTACK TYPE !!!
D: YEAH BABY!! You need an attack that shoots bouncing invisible rays of death in
a 90 degree angle YEAH!
D: YES! I CAN FEEL IT NOW !!! THE ADRENALINE PUMPING !!! LORD ALMIGHTY,
I FEEL MY TEMPERATURE RISIN', FOR I GOT MY BABY BFG HERE!!!
M: ...wwwhhat..? B-F-G? You mean, like, the BioForce Gun?
D: ..!!!!! I WILL TEACH YOU DAEMON LOVER FOR DESECRATING THE HOLY BFG, the
Lord Almighty wants you punished..!!
(bluntly ripped off sound of BFG loading during speech, and firing off in the end)
(a doom-ripped shish kebab sound of M being mincemeated)
(quiet footsteps from Maes' side of phone)
J: ...awesome... (<- quiet, hasn't picked up M's phone)
(footsteps, the R/L channel is at 66/33 here)
(door, R/L at 50/50 all the from now on)
(this conversation has to sound little distant, as they aren't "on phone")
J: DoomGuy..! Hey, DOOMGUY!!
D: (little surprised) Oh, what, are we set yet?
J: ...you just killed Maes, didn't you??
D: Uhh, erm...
J: ...fuck, not again.....
D: So, umm, can I have my Daisy back now..?
J: Your what, now?
D: Daisy! My pet rabbit you stole!
J: You really think we are going to hand her back? You just killed one of
our voice actors!!
D: Umm, err, sorry? (<- Btw, he HAS NOT been sounding any ownage ever since
the door opened)
(J is staring at D, making him feel uneasy)
D: hey okay, I'm sorry for killing him, errrm, kinda..
D: ..I just want my Daisy back..! GIVE ME MY DAISY BAAAACK!!!
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