Kyka
needs to LURK MORE

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Registered: 06-08 |
Lots of genuinely funny moments here... I laughed hard reading the one about the cyberdemon and the ammo.
And TWENTY revenants on a single level... I dont think anyone would ever dare design a level that had twenty revenants on it... thats just crazy :P
For me, everytime I load up a new wad that I have never played b4, i really hope to complete it first time without dying. Its sort of a challenge I set myself. So I play really carefully, conserving health and ammo, using lots of cover, not doing anything stupid..... and then usually something terrible will happen such as a mancubus will teleport in behind me and blast my (now on fire) ass through the nearest perfectly aligned tekwall, or I will have been playing a wad doing really well for 45 minutes, surviving everything that it can throw at me, until near the end i fall into a lava pit that I cant get out of.
So what do i wish for? To complete more wads without this sort of thing happening.....
"Hehe... do your worst you mangy level designer... I will SOON defeat your pathetic wad without dying. I am inVEENcible. Oh look. There's three imps. Boom Boom Boom. Hahahahaha. And there is some former humans lurking in the shadows. Boom. Badda Bing. All dead. Hooray for me. And behind the red key door is a mass of chaingunners. BWEEEEEEERP goes my BFG (or something like that)No need to rush, hellspawn.. theres enough hurt here for everyone..
BAM... whoah.. What the hell was that??? my screen is all red.. uh oh... 10% health... where did those arch viles come from.... they werent there a second ago.. mancubus, barons, teleporting in everywhere.... if I can just make it to that health over there.....
Running... Running... yes.....Made it.... Biiiiffffffff..... Smack...... (Insert sound of Baron Scratching Melee Attack here)...
Long Silence
F%*^&*&%$*&)(*)((*^^&*$#@%*&^* dead again
Time to go back to designing levels, so that this sort of thing happens to other people..... lol
Last edited by Kyka on 06-27-08 at 00:21
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