Zafbot Posted June 8, 2009 I hate it when you unload your chain gun on me and force me to restart the level with a pistol because i was not wise enough to save the game at the beginning of the level. Sincerely, Zafbot 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted June 8, 2009 Dear Zafbot, I always enjoy a manly exchange of hot lead when given the opportunity. Perhaps we'll meet again soon in a Doom level near you and have another of those exchanges. My sergeant colleagues argue that their approach of going on you man-to-man using nothing but a "good ole" shotgun full of hot, manly lead is more sportsmanlike, but I prefer packing with 80 pounds of heavenly joy. The chaingun baby, hear and 'lo 'er heavenly cry! (budda-budda-budda-budda). Sincerely, your friend the chaingun dude/commando. 0 Share this post Link to post
The Ultimate DooMer Posted June 8, 2009 You didn't delete the attachment that spams a pop-up window advertising the autosave capability of ZDoom did you? 0 Share this post Link to post
Zafbot Posted June 8, 2009 The Ultimate DooMer said:You didn't delete the attachment that spams a pop-up window advertising the autosave capability of ZDoom did you? I don't use ZDoom my good friend. 0 Share this post Link to post
Gez Posted June 8, 2009 Am I reading, here on Doomworld, a thread with someone arguing pistol starts are bad? 0 Share this post Link to post
TheDigitalNomad Posted June 8, 2009 Vader said:This thread is pyrite! Fix'd! 0 Share this post Link to post
Reaper978 Posted June 9, 2009 Dear Zafbot, I think my tactics of hiding behind large crowds of demons and shredding your health/armor is a particularly fair and honorable one. And I love to hide behind corners in close-up spaces so when you walk in unsuspectingly, I kill you. Also, isn't it cool that my chaingun is better than yours? Then when I drop it for you, it magically turns into the weaker one you are used to. Chaingun guy Gez said:Am I reading, here on Doomworld, a thread with someone arguing pistol starts are bad? If the map isn't particularly well-balanced for pistol starts, it is nothing but a pain in the ass, if not impossible. 0 Share this post Link to post
Udderdude Posted June 9, 2009 Dear Zafbot, It's not my fault the map designer placed me in a certian way so that a trap door opens with 5 of my buddies surrounding you. We were only doing what's natural. Enjoy your save/load. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zafbot Posted June 9, 2009 Don't get me wrong...i don't mind pistol starts...but after acquiring a decent amount of firepower...only to lose it because of some fat dude with a chain gun whose hiding around a corner, really grinds my gears. 0 Share this post Link to post
Super Jamie Posted June 9, 2009 Reaper978 said:Also, isn't it cool that my chaingun is better than yours? Then when I drop it for you, it magically turns into the weaker one you are used to. I think you'll find you're mistaken. Heavy Weapon Dudes do 3 to 15 damage at 466.6 shots per minute. Doomguy's chaingun does 5 to 15 damage at 525 shots per minute. The Former Sergeant / Doomguy Shotgun and Former Human / Doomguy Pistol feature a similar imbalance. I've often thought it would be interesting to play with the odds evened up. 0 Share this post Link to post
Reisal Posted June 9, 2009 Such as the shotgunner firing 7 pellets? That would make him pretty menacing to deal with, while making infighting battles more interesting with the added firepower. 0 Share this post Link to post
Shanoa Posted June 9, 2009 Zafbot said:Don't get me wrong...i don't mind pistol starts...but after acquiring a decent amount of firepower...only to lose it because of some fat dude with a chain gun whose hiding around a corner, really grinds my gears. Its by doing error that we learn i must say. 0 Share this post Link to post
Reisal Posted June 9, 2009 Zafbot said:Don't get me wrong...i don't mind pistol starts...but after acquiring a decent amount of firepower...only to lose it because of some fat dude with a chain gun whose hiding around a corner, really grinds my gears. Heh, you should be complaining when some even fatter dude with an SSG guns you down if you use the Skulltag sourceport. They're even worse than chaingunners, especially up close. 0 Share this post Link to post
Butts Posted June 9, 2009 Dear Cybie, Thanks for the really great night last night! I have never in all my life seen an ass comparable to yours. It just turned me on sooooooo much! It was the greatest fuck of my life! I didn't know that your rocket launcher could shoot loads that large, that was amazing! The sweet robotic klunks when your hips hit mine made me orgasm so intensely, and you took that cream pie like a champ. Those horns, they were so horny. And your breath, the stench of flesh and fire, that smell will never come off my penis. It's so arousing. I'm stuck in perma-boner. Love, Doomguy 0 Share this post Link to post
Mithral_Demon Posted June 9, 2009 Butts said:Dear Cybie, Thanks for the really great night last night! I have never in all my life seen an ass comparable to yours. It just turned me on sooooooo much! It was the greatest fuck of my life! I didn't know that your rocket launcher could shoot loads that large, that was amazing! The sweet robotic klunks when your hips hit mine made me orgasm so intensely, and you took that cream pie like a champ. Those horns, they were so horny. And your breath, the stench of flesh and fire, that smell will never come off my penis. It's so arousing. I'm stuck in perma-boner. Love, Doomguy Wait wait... Isn't this the time when Maes pops up with something? I mean he did invent that Cybie porn. 0 Share this post Link to post
Udderdude Posted June 9, 2009 Mr. Chris said:Heh, you should be complaining when some even fatter dude with an SSG guns you down if you use the Skulltag sourceport. They're even worse than chaingunners, especially up close. Those things are fucking terrifying. I've never backpeddled faster than running into one of those while playing a zDoom/Skulltag map. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted June 9, 2009 Mithral_Demon said:Wait wait... Isn't this the time when Maes pops up with something? I mean he did invent that Cybie porn. Didn't Randy and Mandy invent that? Thanks for the consideration though ;-) BTW, this thread has gone a bit too "stream of conciousness", dontchathink? 0 Share this post Link to post
TheeXile Posted June 9, 2009 Maes said:BTW, this thread has gone a bit too "stream of consciousness", dontchathink? Just what does that mean, anyway? 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted June 9, 2009 TheeXile said:Just what does that mean, anyway? That everyone is posting spontaneously whatever is lurking in the deepest corners of his little, sad, twisted and perverted mind, I suppose :-p 0 Share this post Link to post
kristus Posted June 9, 2009 Deat victims. Don't hate me because your skill is not enough. Yours sincerely chaingun dude/commando 0 Share this post Link to post
Torn Posted June 9, 2009 Dear raw meat My chaingun is more superior than yours. Rest in peace Your sincerely chaingun dude 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted June 9, 2009 This so reminds me of those esoteric "issues" threads in Blogs... 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted June 9, 2009 Mr. Chris said:No reply to Butts' message, Maes? You bet your friggin' Doom marine ass, Sir. Yeah, that's all there is to it. No srly. I prefer taking part in the action rather than...ehm....forget I've ever said that ;-) 0 Share this post Link to post
Pirx Posted June 9, 2009 Mr. Chris said:Heh, you should be complaining when some even fatter dude with an SSG guns you down if you use the Skulltag sourceport. They're even worse than chaingunners, especially up close. do you mean these? scroll down this beastiary page btw, what about dear chaingun dude/commando's meaner brother: 0 Share this post Link to post
Jodwin Posted June 9, 2009 Dear Mr. Chaingun, Thank you for taking care of all those pesky revenants, cacodemons, mancubi and arachnotrons for me. Sincerely, Doomguy. 0 Share this post Link to post
DuckReconMajor Posted June 9, 2009 Dear Zafbot, While I find it flattering that you find my chaingunning habits annoying, you should be much more worried at the fact I've gained internet access. a/s/l? Sincerely, Chaingun dude/commando 0 Share this post Link to post
printz Posted June 9, 2009 DuckReconMajor said:While I find it flattering that you find my chaingunning habits annoying, you should be much more worried at the fact I've gained internet access.A chaingunner that has access to level master control switches so he can lock you at any time may be interesting for a map. 0 Share this post Link to post