Dear chaingun dude/commando

printz said:

A chaingunner that has access to level master control switches so he can lock you at any time may be interesting for a map.

Wasn't that the theme of a 1994 deathmatch WAD called Big Brother?

(I found this 1996 WAD which is built around the same theme, dunno if it's an update of the one I had in mind)

I'm fat. I'm bald. And I have a goatee of human blood.
I have a chaingun. My uniform is bloodstained red. I have big, blood filled boots, full of blood.
My eyes are bloodshot.

Also you may kiss my blood red ass, Mr Doomguy.


Did I mention I have a chaingun?

Super Jamie said:

I think you'll find you're mistaken. Heavy Weapon Dudes do 3 to 15 damage at 466.6 shots per minute. Doomguy's chaingun does 5 to 15 damage at 525 shots per minute.

Alright. I think they are rather aggravating enemies, in any case.

The Former Sergeant / Doomguy Shotgun and Former Human / Doomguy Pistol feature a similar imbalance. I've often thought it would be interesting to play with the odds evened up.

Sure, but there are a lot more of them than you.

Dear Killtoy,

I don't consider my day to be complete until I've sprung from a monster closet and sent you back to the start of at least one map.

Yours sincerely,
Chaingun dude/commando

Fake walls goddamnit.

I don't care how many times I turn you into swiss cheese. That archvile behind that bulletproof METAL2 wall will always be on my side. Enjoy your 9mm.

Sincerely, Twilight: The Plutonia Experiment