Maes
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A way to totally demystify hell would be to look at it as any other workplace/institution/authority:
The demons/devils are nothing but poor bastards in fireproof red vests that just try getting by working there.
They clock in every morning, wear some red fireproof vests, grab their gear (pitchforks, lashes, torture instruments, torches, propane burners, bellows etc.) and with a tired grunt worth of Al Bundy after a day at the shoe store, they shamble to their business.
One can (presumably) apply for the position of apprentice devil by becoming a satanist or by being picked for your "qualities" during your mortal life (so gangsters, politicians, etc. get to be devils in the afterlife as well).
Sure enough, there would be various ranks of devil/demon to which one can rise through service and depending on his aptitude. So a lowly apprentice will be given a beaten up fireproof vest and will be tasked with the more menial tasks like carrying all those heavy torture instrument, having to swim in the lava/shit/whatever, etc. while the higher ranking devils can enjoy torturing the damned, using more sophisticated machinery and implements, and have authority and responsibility over lower ranking devils. Very high ranking devils have their own offices and other positions of responsibility.
Those entering hell as The Damned just didn't qualify for Heaven, nor did they make the appropriate career choices early on ;-)
If you think about it, there are real-life scenarios where "hell-like" situations ensue (dictatorships, authoritarian states, military occupation, etc.) and where only those working for the system, be them lowly snitches, informers, members of paramilitary political organizations, armed forces, law enforcements etc. have it easy and have unsurmountable authority over others. If you know you're going to hell, you'd better be with the devils ;-)
Last edited by Maes on 06-30-09 at 17:39
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