Patrick
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Posts: 2005
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I started seeing SLADE back in '06. We got along well for the first few weeks. She was always there for me when I needed her and times were good. She taught me how to map. We were the picture perfect Doom modding team. But that would soon change. I put my computer on standby one night, with a fresh map opened and ready to go for when I woke up.
I awoke to find that my machine had powered down for a midnight update, and SLADE wasn't there. Worried, I pressed her icon to make sure she was OK, but she didn't answer. I tried again and again to no avail. I went to the website, broken hearted, to find her again waiting for me, but something was different.
After she returned to my computer, things weren't quite the same. I'd open a map to find a mixed jumble of vertices and linedefs, strange errors, and in the end, she became unfaithful. She would simply not open my maps. She kept crashing whenever I wanted 3D mode. Our relationship became an unhealthy burden after some time.
I finally decided to breakup and haven't seen her since. I moved on to weapon modding with XWE, never to talk to my beloved SLADE again. I can't bring myself to use DoomBuilder because it makes me feel like I'm unfaithful.
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COME BACK SLADE, I LOVE YOUU!!!
Last edited by Patrick on 12-24-09 at 21:43
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