Bow down before your Lord and Saviour

Weedster said:

orion: Please tell me that's not you...

That's my hick friend. And are you insulting my hick friend? Cause my hick friend will come down there and kick your ass hick friend style.

I like big butts and I cannot lie...

See, now you've gotten me started with the Sir Mix-a-lot.

orion said:

i thought it was normal again?
and I still don't know why it was "enormous moron", care to enlighten me anyone?

NO COMMENTS

/me hops inside the polarized-windows limousine

Zaldron said:

NO COMMENTS

/me hops inside the polarized-windows limousine

Jeez, I can just imagine Zaldron and his Heresiarch-mobile w/ the bulletproof dome he can sit inside...

I'll have to strangle the info out of someone. I could just make them eat an E pill and get it out of them, but that's too much fun for the person.

orion said:

I'll have to strangle the info out of someone. I could just make them eat an E pill and get it out of them, but that's too much fun for the person.

So tie 'em to a chair and start whacking toes with a claw hammer. Then fingertips, knuckles, knees, elbows... then jam a pronged metal rod up their ass, then smash their testicles like jelly, then stab holes through their dick and cycle gasoline through it. All the while have someone beating the shit out of them and using smelling salts to bring them back to consciousness. You might have to give them a blood transfusion to keep them alive and if it takes too long feed them baby food so they're too weak to somehow escape.

Or you could just ask someone over AIM, but what do I know.

Just remember, if all else fails, a little impromptu Dremel™ dentistry can be very motivational... especially if you demonstrate on their parents or children.

orion said:

That's my hick friend. And are you insulting my hick friend? Cause my hick friend will come down there and kick your ass hick friend style.

Yes, I am insulting him ;)

HE LOOKS LIKE JAWS AS A CHILD FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!!!!!

Give me a stun gun to his teeth and I'll blow his mouth off ;)

deadnail said:

So tie 'em to a chair and start whacking toes with a claw hammer. Then fingertips, knuckles, knees, elbows... then jam a pronged metal rod up their ass, then smash their testicles like jelly, then stab holes through their dick and cycle gasoline through it. All the while have someone beating the shit out of them and using smelling salts to bring them back to consciousness. You might have to give them a blood transfusion to keep them alive and if it takes too long feed them baby food so they're too weak to somehow escape.

Come here zaldron

deadnail said:

Or you could just ask someone over AIM, but what do I know.

tried that, didn't work

weedster: you're next after zaldron

Weedster said:

Yes, I am insulting him ;)

HE LOOKS LIKE JAWS AS A CHILD FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!!!!!

Give me a stun gun to his teeth and I'll blow his mouth off ;)

In his defence he's probably got more chance of getting laid than you. :)

pritch said:

In his defence he's probably got more chance of getting laid than you. :)

You haven't seen a real picture of me yet :P

Weedster said:

You haven't seen a real picture of me yet :P

Oh go on, you dawg! Don't make it Vanilla Ice, though, BBG is cursing Liam as we speak :P

I'll take one when my hair gets longer...the length I WANT it to be.

My hair is too long right now.

This is how I usually like it (sorry about the link, for some reason it won't appear if I use img tags).

Anyway, right now it's about down to my eyebrows, I need a haircut =)

Heh...you have that red x-y thing going on. Thats such a popular style nowadays.

Well, fuck you and fuck Geoshitties.

It's on this page somewhere if you really have a burning desire to see it.

OMG, bigbadgangsta...I just now realized you live up to your name.

Weedster said:

OMG, bigbadgangsta...I just now realized you live up to your name.

What the hell are you talking about?

Heh I should get a new picture of me, I haven't cut my hair in about 16 months.

heh, wtf is up with doom+long hair? I just recently cut mine for the first time in three years :P

My hair goes down to my armpits now...

Not enough...

Fredrik said:

My hair goes down to my armpits now...

Not enough...

Yeh, be like Fanatic, his was below his waistline. He used to have a pic of it somewhere on his site (he was by a giant fish tank or something) but I couldn't find it.

My hair is long enough to tie around my nipples now without bending my head down, and I'll tell you what, this is why I shave my head every 3 or so years. I FUCKING HATE HAIR.

Archvile64 said:

What the hell are you talking about?

That.

Weedster said:

Geocities rules.

It...appeared...earlier....damnit....

Even the first time, all did was right-click, select "show picture" and PRESTO!

/me downs 8 bottles of Gatorade to hold in his anger

Weedster said:

(monochrome picture of BBG)
That.

Yeah, I figured, but I pray you were being sarcastic..BBG's as hard as a pillow :P

I mean, he lives in upstate NY for Christ's sake, how many thugs live there? :P

Weedster said:

It...appeared...earlier....damnit....

Even the first time, all did was right-click, select "show picture" and PRESTO!

/me downs 8 bottles of Gatorade to hold in his anger

Yet another frigging drink I love and can't get here.

Yo congrats Lüt.... first you come back from da dead, then you start to get yo own place.... THEN you become an admin.... life is sure comin up for ya ain't it? CONGRATULATIONS DAWG!!

P.S. what da flip is wrong wit my Da_Esco login? It won't email me da password, and I can't remember it..... can ya help me dawg?

I didn't know DOOM and ebonics mixed ;)

Weedster: they do now dawg! It's cuz of an uncurable virus called.... ESCOITIS!!

**OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS**

But don't stress...... peeps who come down with Escoitis usually turn out happy as fuck.....

*They get mad honey's!
*They smoke mad gonja and drink made alcohol
*They got mad friends, and is loved by most
*They get to go to da illest parties, and throw them too!

.... ya smell what I'm sayin? :P

P.S. by da way, what eva happened with millenium? Did Lüt work somethin out with everyone else?