The grand DW in-joke repository

Archvile64 said:

img- you suck at the internet

Stolen from SomethingAwful. It didnt start here.

Eh?

I had no idea that's where it came from, someone else showed it to me sometime.

Damn. A lot of stuff started here. stphrz' is the best by far, imo :D

Jon said:

http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=lang_en&safe=off&selm=bnews.uw-june.217 <-- earliest account of Fnord I can find, used for its original purpose, from 1982

Hmmm...that seems to be one big HHGTTG joke, so I doubt its validity.

...cannot be concealed (DooMBoy)

an retarded (Didn't Zaldron say that once?)

the fish avatars (it started with mewse, right?)

ORFL (OVIATING RAUNCHILY FLABBY LOVEHANDLES)

triple-barrel shotgun (the doom 3 forum)

want some coffee? (macvilewhore)

psst... Pass it along (Elbryan42's sig)

fnord (DooMBoy here, KNorton on IRC)

quack! *smack* (dark_fox?)

origional (danarchist)

ball shit snaks (username)

free hissy! (everyone that felt like Linguica was hogging Hissy)

DOLTism (pritch)

going to the public library because the home IP is banned (shotgun-bill)

Uh dude, it's like 3 weeks late, but anyway.

an retarded (Didn't Zaldron say that once?)

No

ORFL (OVIATING RAUNCHILY FLABBY LOVEHANDLES)

No.

The right answers are in the thread somewhere.

Lament said:

Uh dude, it's like 3 weeks late, but anyway.

No

No.

The right answers are in the thread somewhere.

2 wrong out of however many isn't bad...

OMG! I can't believe we forgot about the HUGE HAIKU-Thread!!

People are dying.
The world is falling apart.
Hey! At least we still have doomworld.

Uh.... that's fucking wrong. It goes 5-7-5, retard.

... No, you shut up!!

Hmmm...that seems to be one big HHGTTG joke, so I doubt its validity.

I don't think its a forged post though, its an archived usenet message.

Heh..............

Dat word is DEFINATELY a classic..... just like Meh!
:P

bigbadgangsta said:

2 wrong out of however many isn't bad...

It's terrible, you dumb n00b :P

Da_Esco said:

Heh..............

Dat word is DEFINATELY a classic..... just like Meh!
:P

Meh isn't a Doomworld joke though, it's quite universal.

BTW, who first came up with no now go away?

BTW, who first came up with no now go away?

aurikan

Jon said:

I don't think its a forged post though, its an archived usenet message.

Archived from December 42nd, no less :P

mewse said:

aurikan

Ironic or what heh

Archived from December 42nd, no less :P

1982-12-03 04:29:08 PST - you actually got me to look that up too :P

I don't do Doom

I knew it!!

I don't do Doom

It's alright big dawg..... we already know dat.

We've already figured out by now dat da only thing that you DO are lil boys!
:P

It's okay dawg..... there's no need to be ashamed....we all still love ya....

/me loads in another shredder and cocks his shotgun
:P

P.S. GOD, i'm bored! DAMN J-O-B!!!!!!!!!

Da_Esco said:

P.S. GOD, i'm bored! DAMN J-O-B!!!!!!!!!

You have a job?

Lament said:the fish avatars

...have something to do with the Dopefish, that Mewse started using them was news to me (I wasn't interested in everything on these forums)

fnord

Ok, so it's courtesy of KNorton, but wtf does it MEAN?

quack! *smack*

Ahh, the good ol' days.
Dark Fox, I miss that newbie ass pluggin' sonuvabiatch!

free hissy!

Lol, the first time I saw that I made a connection with pussy, like free pussy (pussy for free) >:-]

DOLTism

Heh, that has to be one of the newer jokes around here - I was just a newly signed up member then (feels like it was only a month ago).

What else?

Hmm, how 'bout "Experiment a little with the logical center of your brain before a zombie eats it for breakfeast"?
Nah, that's not a solid joke, only with me :-P

You have a job?

Yup! Started it about a month ago.... huge fuckin shock ain't it! :P

I work at volaris online ISP.... I'm in customer service. Basically, I get to talk to dumbasses all day, who don't even know their own user names or PW. I could have been in Tech Support.... but I was already a techie for convergys for about 14 months... and I REALLY didn't feel like dealin with dat shit again!

Da_Esco said:

Yup! Started it about a month ago.... huge fuckin shock ain't it! :P

I work at volaris online ISP.... I'm in customer service. Basically, I get to talk to dumbasses all day, who don't even know their own user names or PW. I could have been in Tech Support.... but I was already a techie for convergys for about 14 months... and I REALLY didn't feel like dealin with dat shit again!

Do you talk in "ghetto" to the people who call tech support?

ESCO: Hello and welcome to Volaris Online customer support, dawg! What shit can I do for you?
CUSTOMER: Uh, hi, I can't read my email...
E: SHHEEEET DAWG! What sort of n00b shit is this... dat shit is easy!
C: Yeah, but... what? Who is this?
E: You're talkin' to a mothafucka at Volaris Online, dawg! Now, do you use Outlook Express?
C: Yes, but- what's going on? Is this a joke?
E: Heh...... ain't no joke BOYYYYY! You're just hangin' with the most pimped-out PUERTO RICAN BROTHA IN ALL OF FLORIDA dawg!
C: Is there someone else there? I'd like to speak to your supervisor.
E: BORICUA!!
C: *click*

He didn't "speak" "ghetto" in that post.

Linguica said:

Don't fucking quote long posts

roflmao. I doubt that esco would speak like that on the job.

ESCO: Hello and welcome to Volaris Online customer support, dawg! What shit can I do for you?
CUSTOMER: Uh, hi, I can't read my email...
E: SHHEEEET DAWG! What sort of n00b shit is this... dat shit is easy!
C: Yeah, but... what? Who is this?
E: You're talkin' to a mothafucka at Volaris Online, dawg! Now, do you use Outlook Express?
C: Yes, but- what's going on? Is this a joke?
E: Heh...... ain't no joke BOYYYYY! You're just hangin' with the most pimped-out PUERTO RICAN BROTHA IN ALL OF FLORIDA dawg!
C: Is there someone else there? I'd like to speak to your supervisor.
E: BORICUA!!
C: *click*

ROFLMFGAO!!

Shiit, I wish I could do dat big dawg.... although I do use da name Esco! Then I would truly have da illest job in da world. Instead all I can do is surf da net, chill, listen to some tunes, and maybe play some video games once in a while, when I ain't takin calls.

............ not too shabby if ya ask me!

P.S. And I'm in CUSTOMER SERVICE, NOT TECH SUPPORT, sausage boy. And you need practice wit yo ghetto "twang" dawg..... dat shit is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off. :P

He didn't "speak" "ghetto" in that post.

Yeah I did dawg.... read mah post again.

I.. like.. kinda have to work at my job.

I.. like.. kinda have to work at my job.

Dat REALLY sucks dawg! :P