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Liam
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The title says it all. You know you've played too much doom when...

1. You strafe around corners in your house and school.
2. You press on discolorations in your wallpaper hoping to find a secret area.
3. You have a pair of doom boxer shorts.
4. You stand up to criminals saying "go on, shoot me! I'll just find a medikit and come back to kill you!"
5. You run around in green spandex and a helmet.
6. When making love to your lady you yell "OH! Imps in a hot tub! IMPS IN A HOT TUB!"
7. Your crayons say "imp brown" and "health potion blue"
8. You built your house to look like an episode 1 level.
9. You have a girlfriend that plays doom.
10. You post on these forums.

Feel free to add your own.

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lmnt
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Damn, I thought it was a poll...

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DooMBoy
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(but Stupidity still cannot be concealed)


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You know you've played too much Doom when:
You have nightmares about it.
You walk up to walls and attempt to open them.
You wonder why you can't put 50 shells in your shotgun in reality.
When ever you pick something up in real-life(tm) you hear a minor pick-up sound...
...or you see a flash of yellow light.
When ever you pick a weapon up in reallife, you wonder why you don't hear a ch-chak!
Whenever you die, you wonder why you don't spin around to see who or what killed you.
You've been in this really big level for a long time, and you've not seen any keys, weapons or demons, and you can't warp to another level.
Falling great distances only makes you go "Mmmmph!"
You don't dare to look up or down, or jump, because the walls and sky might warp out of proportion.
Heh......


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deadnail
i define my reality through misery


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When you attempt to define yourself by it.

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AirRaid
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...You've made 3165 posts in a forum about it.

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Peter Heinemann
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"MAD" magazine?
:)

if you quit eating tomatoes because they look like cacos

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pilottobombadier
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When you go looking through your house for a stimpak every time you get the tiniest cut.

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fraggle
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...when you waste your time reading stupid threads like this

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MACVILWHORE
Want some coffee?


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AMEN!

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ShadyXMR
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1. You strafe around corners in your house and school.

I've actually done that.

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AirRaid
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When you think you cant jump, or climb over anything more than 24 units high...

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Lt
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...when you're arguing with your friend over whether the steps leading up to your school lockerroom are 8 or 10 pixels high. (I swear they're 10.)

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AirRaid
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We might. If we made a habit out of it.

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AirRaid
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It's a possibility. Otherwise, whilst trying to give up you might start suffering from withdrawl, and go and throw yourself in front of the nearest convenient bus. That'd be a downer.

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ShadyXMR
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You know you've played DOOM too much when:

At your senior prom you requested the DJ to play "At Doom's Gate".
Whenever you see blood on TV or the movies you struggle to discern whether it was particles or sprites, or both.

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DoOmEr4LiFe
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you chase younger siblings around pretending to be an enemy from doom...i can do pretty good imitations believe it or not!!

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nightmare imp
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You've played to much Doom when:

You see one of em big chunky chick in pink spandex and think bull demon.

You buy a bunch of blue pop bottles and fill em up with water and blue dye and you place them in corners of your house and in closets.


When you go bowling or play soccer you think cacodemon.

Your in a race and you attempt the run and strafe at an angle manueveur for more speed.

You chase your cat or dog, or younger sibblings with your arms stragithend out and acting like a zombie.

When someone says hello or bye you reply with a zombie grunt or speak the icon of sin mesage.

Friend:"Bye"

Yoy: "ot taeb em, uoy tsum llik em, nhoj oremor"

Friend:"er, what the fuck ?"

When you get hurt you make the sound of the marine in doom when he's hit.

You attempt to strafe cars in a craze thinking they are demons.

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sirjuddington
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You know you've played too much doom when:

You hold your shotgun right in front of you and wonder why it hurts to fire it...

You walk across some lava and survive for a while...

You walk on top of some water instead of sinking...

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Disorder
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You know you've played too much DooM when you look down and you can't see your feet anymore

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diluted
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when a rocket launcher doesnt launch u on ur ass

when u keep looking side to side (HUD)

when u make silly time wasting retarded posts such as this

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ShadyXMR
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you chase younger siblings around pretending to be an enemy from doom...i can do pretty good imitations believe it or not!!
I might consider paying money to see that. Might.

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DoOmEr4LiFe
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my best is the baron/knight and i would take up on your offer...heh heh

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spank
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All of you, shut up, already.

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Zeratul 982
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Yoy: "ot taeb em, uoy tsum llik em, nhoj oremor"

"oremor nhoj em llik tsum uoy emag eht niw ot"

Or to take it a step further, say this:

"aciugnil em llik tsum uoy yssih eht eerf ot"

:)

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DooMBoy
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/me interperets Zeratul 982's reply
To win the game, you must kill'em-John Romero
To free the Hissy, you must kill'em-Linguica

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Zeratul 982
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/me interperets Zeratul 982's reply
To win the game, you must kill'em-John Romero
To free the Hissy, you must kill'em-Linguica
Um... How is "em" spelled backwards "em"? Or did you do that on purpose?

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Renegade_Style
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When you know at least 2 things to do with a chainsaw !

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geekmarine
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Your head bobs up and down when you walk.
Whenever you're concerned about your health, you don't bother going to a doctor. Instead, you just look down at the HUD, and if the percent is low, you go out in search of medikits.
At the beach, you see some kids with a blue beach ball, and grab it from them and run off, mistaking it for a soulsphere.
You start a petition to stop the UAC's dangerous experiments.
No matter how hard you stomp, you never hear footsteps.
You can run into walls running full speed without getting hurt.
You call up your friends to ask if they'd like to help you re-texture the house.
While you're working on re-texturing the house, you keep yelling at your friends about how they aren't getting the x and y offsets correct, and are misaligning the textures.
When walking through a multi-story office complex on the 12th floor, you suddenly freeze, explaining that you can't go on because there's a person in front of you on the first floor.

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CacodemonLeader
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Yoy: "ot taeb em, uoy tsum llik em, nhoj oremor"
Actually, the message would be:

oremor nhoj, em llik tsum uoy, em taeb ot.

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maga
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when you run faster than a Stinger missile
when you lift 400 pounds like a pound


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