deathbringer
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Here is a review of MattBratt111111111's wad that i was going to submit to the /idgames page, but it was too long... I was going to write "Fucking shit!" instead but accidentally slipped and gave it 3 stars, oops. Anyway, the review:
This "map" (though i suspect he made it by shitting on a scanner, scanning it, and then changing the file extension to .wad) is one of the most annoying things i have ever played. You start off in a room with all the weapons and a ton of ammo, a megasphere and two soulspheres, and loads of other items, to either side are 'enclosures', with thier walls on the ceiling, with a few zombiemen in. After they have been BFG'd you press the switches on the far wall and exit... and end up in the same room!, but now there are doors on the far end, the next room contains shotgun guys, and then the third map has chaingunners... you get the idea. Later on you see things like "corners", and then later still the doors are wider to allow the spider masterminds to roam through the level. Most rooms have a solid line of medikits and mega armour in so its almost impossible to die, unless you're mucking about, which i was. He also replaced map 31, which is... well... NUTS with more sectors. And a wolfenstien theme. And mostly pitch-black with light-amp goggles everywhere. And hardly any weapons and ammo and health. And traps with loads of arch viles and barons in tiny rooms. And long corridoors with a single imp in them... I couldnt even find the exit on no clipping (though i know there is one). I did find a room crammed with barons, pain elementals and three spider masterminds though, that was almost funny. Almost. In closing i'd have to say come back Guilio Galassi, all is forgiven!
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02-05-07 00:47 
