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My last girlfriend. God she was crazy. It was OK for a few weeks. She liked my death metal and industrial and gory movies and all that, was overly cynical, yadda yadda yadda. But she would never leave me alone. She'd call me like every night with nothing to say, say it for 4 hours, "blah blah blah" and I'm watching TV or something while this is going on, saying "yes, yeah, sure", then she'd come over to my house and NOT GO AWAY! It's not like she called first, she just kinda showed up. The first time I made the mistake of not locking the door, and she walked right in after like 2 minutes. So then I'd lock the door, and she'd wait outside (not knowing if I was in or not, but obviously anybody would guess I wasn't when I didn't answer the door for 10 minutes). She was out for like 4 hours one day. I was moving out eventually and figured I could last a few more weeks without telling her off, but man it was hell, like, EVERY DAY she'd come over, uninvited, and just wait around. She scared me. Then I started having nightmares, and one of them was in the Event Horizon, and she was chasing me down that long dark corridor in the middle of the ship in her prom dress with her eyes torn out yelling "I know you're in the house steven! I'm coming for you! You'll be with me... FOREVER!" and that's when I finally said "Go away".
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