Kid Airbag
Not really a kid. Not really an airbag. WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!? Who's asking? Are you French? An airbag is a safety device in a car that inflates during a collision and blocks you from smashing your head into the dashboard or steering wheel!
Woah...I missed masturbate...but I call it:
Spanking the Monkey
Flogging the Dolphin
Boffing the Bishop
Downloading Doom 3
Opening a Can of Whup-Nutz
Calling your Grandmother
Falling on Hard Times
Smoking some Oysters
Howling at the Moon
Studying for Phys Ed
Dressing the Wound
Eating Rauol
Growing a Horn
Capping the Hack Circle
Summoning the Succubus
Leaking the Information
Searching for Euphamisms.
Spanking the Monkey
Flogging the Dolphin
Boffing the Bishop
Downloading Doom 3
Opening a Can of Whup-Nutz
Calling your Grandmother
Falling on Hard Times
Smoking some Oysters
Howling at the Moon
Studying for Phys Ed
Dressing the Wound
Eating Rauol
Growing a Horn
Capping the Hack Circle
Summoning the Succubus
Leaking the Information
Searching for Euphamisms.
Playing Tetris
Listening to NIN
Working Out
Philosophizing
Playing God
Programming in Basic
Searching for More Euphemisms...
Waxing the Buffalo
Defying the Deity
Playing Super Mario
Greasing the Grindstone
Fighting the Ogre
Petting the Hippopotomus
Smelling like Catfish
Sodering your Pipes
Worshiping the Godess
Running out of Euphamisms
Waxing the Buffalo
Defying the Deity
Playing Super Mario
Greasing the Grindstone
Fighting the Ogre
Petting the Hippopotomus
Smelling like Catfish
Sodering your Pipes
Worshiping the Godess
Running out of Euphamisms
Waxing the Buffalo
Defying the Deity
Playing Super Mario
Greasing the Grindstone
Fighting the Ogre
Petting the Hippopotomus
Smelling like Catfish
Sodering your Pipes
Worshiping the Godess
Running out of Euphamisms
Sounds even better, now do all of it.
Don't Forget
Knobbin' the Bob
Launching the Rocket
Nut Juggling
Waxing the Buffalo
Defying the Deity
Playing Super Mario
Greasing the Grindstone
Fighting the Ogre
Petting the Hippopotomus
Smelling like Catfish
Sodering your Pipes
Worshiping the Godess
Running out of Euphamisms
Sounds even better, now do all of it.
Don't Forget
Knobbin' the Bob
Launching the Rocket
Nut Juggling