All right you bastard assed little FREAKS here is the rub. How many of you GODDAMN FRUITS have pets, and if so, which of your pets do you abuse the LEAST?
Wow, that'd be totally insane... it'd be like stuffing a potato down into a slicer only the kitty would still be there but it'd be all purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mmmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr puuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr.
I wouldn't try that unless you have it declawed though, and no fear of the law. There's a specific law against it if the cat is dead too.
"No judge I didn't know that cat was dead! I wouldn't fuck a dead cat thats against the law! You think a dead cat scratched me like this?!"
Kid Airbag
Not really a kid. Not really an airbag. WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!? Who's asking? Are you French? An airbag is a safety device in a car that inflates during a collision and blocks you from smashing your head into the dashboard or steering wheel!
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I have two dogs, two cats, a parrot, and this little mouse dude for my avatar.
Kid Airbag
Not really a kid. Not really an airbag. WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!? Who's asking? Are you French? An airbag is a safety device in a car that inflates during a collision and blocks you from smashing your head into the dashboard or steering wheel!
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Registered: 12-00
I voted kittie, and no I dont abuse my kitten,she dont bother me at all.
I want a pet goat but my mom wont let us get one, dunno why. She says "they're vile" I was like wtf is this stereotype! im gonna get one eventually whether she likes it or not, so HAH