Why are people so uptight about sex?

Maybe, but right now, I just need a girl. I feel so goddamn lonely.

i hope your girl would accept the fact that you are bisexual after she sees your avatar

ROFL...its just a joke. I seem to be the only one that posts in this forum with this avatar...this could be interesting.

P.S. Join the Flaming Gay Avatar Club!

Answer to your question:

Have you ever played doom? Well, supposedley hell is just like that, but massivley multiplayer and your constantly in lava...oh and no weapons

I dont know if your being sarcastic or you just forgot this but in most religions you go to THAT PLACE if you dont have sex the way youre supposed to

duhhhh

But on the other hand, religeons are complete and utter bunk.

But on the other hand, religeons are complete and utter bunk.

yeah but i still answered the question

Why are people so uptight about sex?

A better question would be: Why are people so obsessed with sex?
I mean, thats fukin' all I hear about now a days. Either I'm missing out on an earthly version of Nirvana, or its more overhyped than a Hollywood action movie.

Theses sites are not pornography...

WARNING!! The information and photographs contained in this guide are quite explicit and may be disturbing to some viewers. For those viewers under 18, and many older folk as well, we strongly encourages you to discuss this guide and your questions with a parent, guardian, or trusted adult. Please review our user agreement and medical disclaimer before going any further. IN NO WAY SHOULD AFRAIDTOASK.COM'S SITE OR ONLINE GUIDES BE CONSIDERED AS OFFERING MEDICAL ADVICE

whatever

I dont know if your being sarcastic or you just forgot this but in most religions you go to THAT PLACE if you dont have sex the way youre supposed to

No, only Catholicism.

Either I'm missing out on an earthly version of Nirvana, or its more overhyped than a Hollywood action movie.

Probably a combination of both. Depends on the situation. Sex with someone you really care about is as close to Nirvana on earth as you'll probably get. But the way sex is glamourized today is just a bunch of overhype. It's gotten to the point where kids are fucking in like fifth grade, where you could get head from someone on the street that you've never even met before. That's how cheapened it has become.

I dont know if your being sarcastic or you just forgot this but in most religions you go to THAT PLACE if you dont have sex the way youre supposed to

So, which position is the legal one?

So, which position is the legal one?

It's called "Missionary" style for a reason, ya know. :P Stupid sexx laws, no logic at all, no matter how hard you try an' find it...

I fail to see what's wrong with other positions and masturbation.

I fail to see what's wrong with other positions and masturbation.

Good, you're not Catholic.

I have faith in Mewsei.

I preach the religion of Jesus oral Christ and his sixty-nine apostles!

Please leave out the details.