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Alboroto
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Bucket said:
Yeah, man. I used to be a baby Jesus too.


Good old times... Dad's God, Mom's still a virgin.
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Well much like the flavor of fresh oranges will eventually be synthesized in a russian lab after several years of "orange flavored" drinks, the processed cheese industry would eventually grow so large that more genuine tasting processed cheese would be invented until the difference was unremarkable.

So, assuming that I live long enough to enjoy both, I'd say Cheese.
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Bucket said:
Yeah, man. I used to be a baby Jesus too.
Really? And how many kittens did you kill?
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one, it says "the alledged baby jesus kills -A- kitten"
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Butts said:
one, it says "the alledged baby jesus kills -A- kitten"

I suspect a kitten for every post in Everything Else is more than one.
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well since I'm lactose intolerant, I give up cheese.

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myk said:
Really? And how many kittens did you kill?

173886. No, wait, 173887.
You understand that each baby Jesus is relegated to a different site's off-topic forum.
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Oral sex.

Too many of my favourite foods involve cheese.

Great question.
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This question..damn you.

How come this is the most thought provoking question I have read in the net?
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oral sex.
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Oral, because it takes way too long for me to get off.
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I'm going to say oral sex. the love of cheese is a primal urge that I cannot ignore.

then again, Kraft singles is NOT CHEESE. so maybe I could give up cheese and still survive... er.. but... cheese balls... cheese cubes... cheddar... the yearly trips to Wisconsin...

AAAAAUGH
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what kind of oral are the rest of you getting?
cheese, no contest.
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skadoomer said:
what kind of oral are the rest of you getting?
Apparentley less than mediocre if you gave up cheese so easily
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skadoomer said:
what kind of oral are the rest of you getting?
cheese, no contest.


Now that's a good point...

I gotta talk to mi girlfriend about our new policy about cheese and the even newer policy about doing some research online to improve her technique,
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Mr. Airbag you never told us which of the two YOU would choose

skadoomer said:
what kind of oral are the rest of you getting?
cheese, no contest.


Also you know, you really have to look at this from a long term perspective. The oral sex is gonna stop altogether for most people by at least the age of 40. Cheese on the other hand can be enjoyed for an entire lifetime.
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You can have my cheese, I don't really care for it anyway.

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skadoomer said:
what kind of oral are the rest of you getting?
cheese, no contest.

What kind of cheese are you eating?
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lol.
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Cheese.

I love cheese, but if I had an excuse to stop eating it and thus be a healthier person, why not? The notion is further reinforced by the fact that I'd be getting head for, yes, the rest of my able life. (Cuz dats how ma bitchez roll)


I would also give up alcohol over doom...even though doom can still give you a hangover...
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Okay guys, what about choosing between alcohol and cheese?
I would choose cheese for both questions really.
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I love eating cheese while drinking way too much to answer that one...
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You can have my cheese, I don't really care for it anyway.


godless bastard
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I'd give up oral sex. I've never had it so it's not like I'd be missing anything. Cheese is one of my favorite foods. Also, I don't know what kind of cheese you people are eating, but it's not unhealthy unless you're eating tons of it. I don't really consider Velveta or Kraft singles cheese.
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You can have my cheese, I don't really care for it anyway.


Peel it back and wash it. God.
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Oral sex (and sex in general) is boring and can't live up to masturbation. Alcohol tastes like medicine and can't top root beer or regular grape juice.

But is there any substitute for cheese? Is there anything else that could compliment the contents of a burrito quite so perfectly? Is there any approximation of the brown, mysteriously sweet and salty caramelized cheese on the top of a dish baked au gratin? It's really no contest.

Why not pit cheese against something more reasonable (and topical), like Doom? Now that's one I'd have to think about.

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What if you give up cheese, and then your girlfriend or wife gets braces?
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Suck my Cock, I never liked cheese anyway.
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Gokuma said:
What if you give up cheese, and then your girlfriend or wife gets braces?
Hookers exist for a reason
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I forgot to mention that part of the reason I couldn't give up oral is because that would mean....no more pussy in my mouth!
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