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brinks
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magicsofa said:
I forgot to mention that part of the reason I couldn't give up oral is because that would mean....no more pussy in my mouth!

Call me crazy, but I don't find the concept of placing the part from which a woman urinates in my mouth too appealing. With that said, cheese>oral sex.

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Richo Rosai
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Gokuma said:
What if you give up cheese, and then your girlfriend or wife gets braces?

That only makes sense if you assume lifelong monogamy is the norm, which it isn't. Plus marriage is just a conspiracy by the fascist government, don't you know?

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I, too, would take the cheese. My reasoning is that I get cheese far more often, enjoy it much more, and I can masturbate better than any woman has ever given me a blowjob.

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This topic makes me wish I did go through with my 'urination before or after masturbation' thread.

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I, too, kept the cheese, to answer Ralphis.

Richo Rosai said:
Alcohol tastes like medicine and can't top root beer or regular grape juice.

What kind of alcohol are you drinking? There are so many delicious beers out there.

Also root beer and grape juice don't get you drunk.

Why not pit cheese against something more reasonable (and topical), like Doom? Now that's one I'd have to think about.

I'd still take cheese. I play Doom like once every two months now. As much fun as it provided me with as a kid, I probably can live without it from now on. I'd take oral sex over Doom, too.

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brinks said:

Call me crazy, but I don't find the concept of placing the part from which a woman urinates in my mouth too appealing. With that said, cheese>oral sex.

Dude, it's not that bad.

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Unless she hasn't washed it recently. Not that I would know about sex stuff, though. :P
I haven't had oral sex in almost 6 years, so I might as well give it up and choose cheese. Also haven't had any alcohol in almost 5 years and don't plan on having any more, so cheese again. But Doom? uhhhhh... I dunno.

Edit: oh and about the urination before or after masturbation... it depends on my mood, as each choice offers a different orgasm.

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brinks said:

Call me crazy, but I don't find the concept of placing the part from which a woman urinates in my mouth too appealing. With that said, cheese>oral sex.

Wait a few more years.

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i really dont think giving up any of these is all that hard, all it takes is a little willpower and motivation. although i certainly will not give up any of these, doom would probably be the hardest to stay away from. cheese is too, its on fucking everything. alcohol is easy to stay away from, at least for me because i dont really drink often, especially since im kinda young, i guess. i havent had oral sex before so i dont know how hard it is to give up, but that would probably be the easiest for me to give up at this point in time. im sure my opinions will change radically on each topic later.

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Kid Airbag said:

What kind of alcohol are you drinking? There are so many delicious beers out there.
Also root beer and grape juice don't get you drunk.

Living in a drinking and conformist society, I've had various drinks forced upon me including a lot of different beers, whiskey and cocktails. But it never occurred to me that I would ever want to drink any of them on my own time. The fruity ones were tolerable, tasting like fruit juice tainted with some gross mediciney crap while costing three times as much. Beer made me imagine a glass of wheat tea that some guy or possibly horse had just taken an ice-cold piss in.

As for getting drunk, I couldn't get into that aspect either. I went to an all-you-can-drink booth one time to figure out what was wrong with me, and I drank a fuck-load of cocktails and whiskey. I found the fact that I couldn't walk straight mildly amusing at the time, but again, it's not something I feel like doing ever again.

Kid Airbag said:

I'd still take cheese. I play Doom like once every two months now. As much fun as it provided me with as a kid, I probably can live without it from now on. I'd take oral sex over Doom, too.

I should have said "ever having played Doom to begin with", heh.

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Becuase I can still get SEX SEX, I'll keep the cheese.

Oral is a mockery to the real thing. But it does feel great.

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Velveeta is not cheese. It is plastic disguised as cheese.
Oral Sex is not sex. Its masturbating disguised as sex.

I'd give up Oral over Cheese. Ever had a Philly-Cheese Steak without cheese? its like doom without guns.

Have real cheese. Have real sex.

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Am I the only one that feels oral is an essential part of sex. Seriously, oral is a key motivation on both parties to give better, longer and enhanced pleasure. Sure a fleshy hole is great but a tongue is another animal altogether. And for allot of women without it, well it's kinda dry. Guess I'm one of the few guys that thinks sex isn't great till the tongue has been every where.

But I'd still take cheese cause I get more of it daily.

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Did you know that Cheese is strictly European/Western? most people in the east didn't even know of cheese. Some can't even DIGEST cheese due to this. that OR milk. Weird, eh?

This is why I could not live in Japan. I gotta have my cheese.

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brinks said:

Call me crazy, but I don't find the concept of placing the part from which a woman urinates in my mouth too appealing. With that said, cheese>oral sex.

Learn anatomy and avoid her urethra then. Also, a few fun facts : urine is sterile, unless they are sick with something, and you'd know they were sick. (BTW that doesn't mean STDs, you can't get STDs from pee.) Urine is basically just salt and water with urea mixed in, urea is just what your kidneys filter out. When you sweat, the SAME EXACT STUFF COMES OUT. Sweat and pee are the same thing, they just come out of different holes.

So, unless you plan on avoiding kissing her sweaty neck...don't be a pussy and give that bitch the best oral she's ever had.

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brinks said:

Call me crazy, but I don't find the concept of placing the part from which a woman urinates in my mouth too appealing. With that said, cheese>oral sex.

they do indeed wipe there, friend

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Well... cheese is a greater part of my life, so to speak.

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Cheese

You can't put oral sex on pizza

You can't put oral sex in a omelette

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You can't say "oral sex" and smile!

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leileilol said:
You can't put oral sex on pizza

Actually, there's a porn site dedicated to that.

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Csonicgo said:
Did you know that Cheese is strictly European/Western? most people in the east didn't even know of cheese. Some can't even DIGEST cheese due to this. that OR milk. Weird, eh?

This is why I could not live in Japan. I gotta have my cheese.

Gotta have my Pops.

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exp(x) said:

Actually, there's a porn site dedicated to that.

After a quick view with google, I can say there's more than one porn site dedicated to that.

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Csonicgo said:
Did you know that Cheese is strictly European/Western? most people in the east didn't even know of cheese. Some can't even DIGEST cheese due to this. that OR milk. Weird, eh?

Due to this? Are you saying that Westerners have genetically adapted to dairy products in the last few to five thousand years? I'm pretty sure that, if anything, it's a coincidence. Asians coincidently are less genetically disposed to handling alcohol too, but you don't see that stopping them.

Csonicgo said:

This is why I could not live in Japan. I gotta have my cheese.

Complete and utter bullshit. Cheese is everywhere in Japan. The Japanese equivalent of Denny's is an Italian restaurant that hardly serves anything that ISN'T covered in cheese.

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There are occasions where one would willingly give up oral sex for cheese. As in, when YOU have to GIVE head to this guy.

Other than that...I'd agree with a certain guy I know:

A certain guy I know said
Well you really have to put the question to two: "ideal" world and "real" world. In "ideal" of course you'd give up cheese, in "real" you'd probably have to give up oral because you either can't get any or it's going to suck (no pun intended)

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Richo Rosai said:
Living in a drinking and conformist society, I've had various drinks forced upon me including a lot of different beers, whiskey and cocktails. But it never occurred to me that I would ever want to drink any of them on my own time. The fruity ones were tolerable, tasting like fruit juice tainted with some gross mediciney crap while costing three times as much. Beer made me imagine a glass of wheat tea that some guy or possibly horse had just taken an ice-cold piss in.

All I can say is it's an acquired taste, I guess. I used to hate real alcohol, too, and preferred only girly wine coolers, etc. College quickly changed that, although I still dislike vodka.

As for getting drunk, I couldn't get into that aspect either. I went to an all-you-can-drink booth one time to figure out what was wrong with me, and I drank a fuck-load of cocktails and whiskey. I found the fact that I couldn't walk straight mildly amusing at the time, but again, it's not something I feel like doing ever again.

I don't mean necessarily just the sensation of being drunk, but the social atmosphere as well. When you are drunk and everyone else around you is drunk, fun shit tends to occur.

But hell, you're probably going to live longer.