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TheAdmantArchvile
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Gokuma said:
What's worse than god, greater than the devil, the living eat it, and if the dead eat it they live?


A Human Heart or Mind
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Oh wait, I'm forgetting our history of riddles on these forums. The answer must be "Hitler".
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The original question is illogical since neither of the first 2 subjects of the riddle exist :P
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That may be so - BUT - can you prove that you exist? :P
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Texas Libra said:
The original question is illogical since neither of the first 2 subjects of the riddle exist :P


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GreyGhost said:
That may be so - BUT - can you prove that you exist? :P


Wake up, Neo. The Matrix has you.

As stupid as that theory sounds at first, it makes me wonder a bit... :s
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Csonicgo said:


Wake up, Neo. The Matrix has you.

As stupid as that theory sounds at first, it makes me wonder a bit... :s


I'd say it's indeed quite possible that we are slaves to the Matrix. However, even if that's true, I am still in control of my simulated mind and there really aren't even any noticable abnormalities that would make it obvious that I'm inside a simulation. I'd probably choose the blue pill if I had a choice and go on being oblivious to real life outside the Matrix.
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Are you serious?
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GreyGhost said:
That may be so - BUT - can you prove that you exist? :P
Everyone knows the Earth is a giant computer designed to come up with the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything...
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if you change 'eat' to 'watch' then the obvious answer to this is American Idol.
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if you change 'eat' to 'watch' then the obvious answer to this is American Idol.


ugh. I remember that crap from 2003, where during the last few weeks of it during voting time you couldn't even get a dial tone; all the circuits in the entire city were BUSY--- that's NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

Riddle me this: Why, out of all the idols, the only one that really made it was Clarkson?

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american idol, heh. good stuff... love those auditions.
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The answer is mushrooms
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Riddle me this:

What thread sucks
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He's probably just trying to make our heads explode


Curse you for spoiling my nefarious plans! Actually I think there's been a lot of good responses.

I was just annoyed by some church people at this Arts Alive thing that was severely short on actual art. They had a big poster of a million dollar bill saying can you answer the 1,000,000 dollar question which was the normal version of this riddle on another poster. Then they were handing out little fake million $ bills asking people, "Do you want this?" I thought it was rather disgusting that a church was using the image of money to lure people in.

I wonder if they know this guy...

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Gokuma said:
I thought it was rather disgusting that a church was using the image of money to lure people in.
You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. :-)
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GreyGhost said:
That may be so - BUT - can you prove that you exist? :P

I think, therefore I am.
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Ralphis said:
Riddle me this:

What thread sucks


OOH, I know! It's any thread in Post Hell!

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Danarchy said:

I think, therefore I am.
I think not.
... uh oh :<
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The answer is this thread.
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Gokuma said:
What's worse than god, greater than the devil, the living eat it, and if the dead eat it they live?


your momma's sweet ass.

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GreyGhost said:
You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. :-)


http://xkcd.com/357/
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Creaphis said:


http://xkcd.com/357/

What the fuck? Is that true?
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Unlikely and yes - watched pots DO boil.
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EDIT: I deleted this, don't ask why

EDIT 2: This riddle is mind-boggling :S
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Uh...
Barbara Streisand!
No wait...
L. Ron Hubbard!
No wait...

I know! It's Mr.T!

...What was the question?
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herooftime1000 said:
Uh...
Barbara Streisand!
No wait...
L. Ron Hubbard!
No wait...

I know! It's Mr.T!

...What was the question?


Well that was a rather pointless bump. I recommend trying not to bump every post you see if it doesn't contributre to the original thread (granted this wasn't a very serious topic anyhow)
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No, I think he's got it! Between Mr. T and L. Ron Hubbard every part of the riddle should work somehow.
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Why don't you tell us the answer? It has been long enough.
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Erm.....I think he didn't have one in mind

Kirby Said
He's probably just trying to make our heads explode


Gokuma said:


Curse you for spoiling my nefarious plans! Actually I think there's been a lot of good responses.

I was just annoyed by some church people at this Arts Alive thing that was severely short on actual art. They had a big poster of a million dollar bill saying can you answer the 1,000,000 dollar question which was the normal version of this riddle on another poster. Then they were handing out little fake million $ bills asking people, "Do you want this?" I thought it was rather disgusting that a church was using the image of money to lure people in.

I wonder if they know this guy...

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