AndrewB Posted December 19, 2008 http://www.news1130.com/more.jsp?content=20081219_145607_19636 0 Share this post Link to post
Steeveeo Posted December 19, 2008 So FINALLY something happens in my hometown, and it involves flaming hobos...figures... 0 Share this post Link to post
Creaphis Posted December 19, 2008 Homeless woman succeeds in staying warm for rest of life You can always count on AndrewB to see the positive side of things. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted December 20, 2008 Hey, lighting yourself on fire is very Zen. I was tempted to do so, but then bought myself a portable space heater. 0 Share this post Link to post
herooftime1000 Posted December 20, 2008 Well, I hope she liked the heat, cause it will be much hotter for her...Er, assuming she was not a christian. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted December 20, 2008 I don't wish to sound insensitive - BUT - if inhaling carcinogenic fumes was the cause of death this surely belongs in the Smoker/Non Smoker? thread. Ninja edit - attach obligatory implied smilie :-) 0 Share this post Link to post
Joe Posted December 20, 2008 Perhaps the homeless should migrate south for the winter. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted December 20, 2008 Joe said:Perhaps the homeless should migrate south for the winter. That would be sweet. A whole winter of not having to deal with panhandlers downtown. And then all of my asshole friends and relatives from the south who complain when it gets below 50 degrees can enjoy the extra company. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted December 20, 2008 Best title ever! Can I get you something from the fridge Andrew? 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted December 20, 2008 Danarchy said:Hey, lighting yourself on fire is very Zen. I was tempted to do so, but then bought myself a portable space heater. By not setting yourself on fire, you also set yourself on fire. 0 Share this post Link to post
Snarboo Posted December 20, 2008 Joe said:Perhaps the homeless should migrate south for the winter. I believe some already do, at least I think I've heard of hobos migrating before. 0 Share this post Link to post
Coopersville Posted December 20, 2008 It'd be better if they did it in the traditional flying-v sense, cruising the interstate on their shopping carts. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kyka Posted December 20, 2008 Coopersville said:It'd be better if they did it in the traditional flying-v sense, cruising the interstate on their shopping carts. Oh look! Up in the sky. It's a gaggle of hobos. Perhaps they can fix the ozone layer while they're up there. 0 Share this post Link to post
40oz Posted December 21, 2008 ^ I see your post count is "warming up" the more you post here! 0 Share this post Link to post
Csonicgo Posted December 21, 2008 Can't take the heat? Try this story instead! 0 Share this post Link to post
Patrick Posted December 21, 2008 more proof that excessive smoking is hazardous to your health 0 Share this post Link to post
Kyka Posted December 21, 2008 Csonicgo said:Can't take the heat? Try this story instead! Heh. Was probably something a lot like this that the homeless lady was trying to avoid. *Sigh One story that's too hot. One story that's too cold. Just for once I'd like a story that's juuuuuuuust right. 0 Share this post Link to post
Megaz Posted December 21, 2008 These are so PUNbearable. I was speed reading the article, so when I read 'They are a fire hazard', I thought they were talking about the flaming hobos for a second. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted December 21, 2008 This incident is starting to remind me of this real fat woman (very poor by the way) who fell asleep in front of her heater and burned the skin off her legs. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted December 21, 2008 Patrick Pineda said:more proof that excessive smoking is hazardous to your health It really is. 0 Share this post Link to post
Georgef551 Posted December 21, 2008 I heard she was a Great White groupie. There's a band that knew how to bring down the house. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted December 21, 2008 Danarchy said:It really is. The dogs must have decided he's not "alpha male" material or objected to having smoke blown in their faces. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted December 21, 2008 Creaphis said:You can always count on AndrewB to see the positive side of things. I hereby propose this as the new custom title for AndrewB, which will also link to this here thread. 0 Share this post Link to post
Prince of Darkness Posted December 22, 2008 This is why I love doomworld. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dgon92 Posted December 23, 2008 Kid Airbag said: All of my asshole friends and relatives from the south who complain when it gets below 50 degrees can enjoy the extra company. I live in Wisconsin, where 7 whole degrees is considered WARM in the winter. One of my relatives from Louisiana described the rare 34-degree weather down there as "cold as hell," so you're not far off. If the southerners complain about this type of weather, then they would DIE up here. Also, I always wondered where the word "hobo" came from. I just thought it meant "homeless bozo." 0 Share this post Link to post
esselfortium Posted December 23, 2008 I rank this thread as 2/3rds of a pun: P.U. 0 Share this post Link to post
AndrewB Posted December 23, 2008 Dgon92 said:I live in Wisconsin, where 7 whole degrees is considered WARM in the winter. One of my relatives from Louisiana described the rare 34-degree weather down there as "cold as hell," so you're not far off. If the southerners complain about this type of weather, then they would DIE up here. Incidentally, I'm going to walk to work in about 15 minutes... http://www.theweathernetwork.com/index.php?product=weather&placecode=cask0276&switchto=f 0 Share this post Link to post