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Bank
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: I have alzheimers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Just a small town girl
Stranger: living in a lonely wORLD
You: She took the midnight train
Stranger: GOIN INSIDE OF HER PINK WET ANUS

Last edited by Bank on 07-03-09 at 23:02

07-03-09 21:45 #

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Kirby
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I'm noticing a trend here.....

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Would you fuck a dog?
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: Both, really
You: I had surgery, you see
You: and I used to be a woman
Stranger: i was asking about the dog
Stranger: fucktard
You: Oh
You: Well
You: Girkl
Stranger: it matters
You: *Girl
Stranger: well then ya
You: No doggie penis
Stranger: thats not gay
You: What's wrong with a guy dog?
Stranger: lacks necessary equipment
Stranger: i love that little rosebud
You: It's amazing how many people on here like dog sex
Stranger: i might be the first one you have talked to that has been convicted of a sexual offense involving dog sex
You: Well then hell
Stranger: i can no longer legally buy dogs
You: Go out in the woods and find one
You: Them shits run wild
You: Feed 'em some sedatives
You: And voila
Stranger: oh believe me i know
Stranger: it doesnt take a ******* to seduce a dog
Stranger: new topic
You: Sex with indian people?
You: That's quite different
You: Lest you want to choose the topic?
Connection imploded.

07-04-09 06:34 #

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Kyka
needs to LURK MORE

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Registered: 06-08

After reading this thread, I just went over to omegle and jumped on and had a normal conversation on my first and only try with a media student from Belgium studying web design.

True story.

Boring I know.

07-05-09 11:09 #

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kristus
Megablast!

Posts: 8030
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fraggle said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ahoy
Stranger: woof!
You: I just heard this great new "knock knock" joke, do you want to hear it?
Stranger: hit it
You: ok, you start
Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there?
Stranger: u now
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: ITSA ME! MARIO!

I loved this one.

07-05-09 12:00 #

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purist
Junior Member

Posts: 220
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I substituted my side of the conversation for automated response application Dr. Sbaitso:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello my stupid friend
You: Hello stranger, my name is Doctor Sbaitso.
Stranger: hello my stupid friend
You: So tell me about your problems
Stranger: so
Stranger: i have ADHD and tourette
You: big deal
Stranger: any tips?
You: I think it is more interesting talking about something else
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so..?
You: The answer is ashdkjhasdhgsaghjadgaasdsad.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: im santaclaus know you?
You: Did you come to me because you are santa claus?
Stranger: maybe but im devil santa
You: Do you enjoy being devil santa?
Stranger: of coz
You: What are your real problems?
Stranger: im stupid
Stranger: and im small
Stranger: like an ant
You: You are what you are, Stranger.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Why are you so interesting in whether I am?
Stranger: beacuse ....
Stranger: I love you :)
You: you are not the only one
Stranger: why?
You: What do you think?
Stranger: yes
You: Are you absolutely positive?
Stranger: ahaha fuckin great :D
You: Hey! Watch you language pal
Stranger: I'm stupid I'm so sorry :(
You: Are you referring to yourself?
Stranger: yes
You: I understand, but you could be mistaken.
Stranger: are you stupid too?
You: Would you be glad if I were not stupid too?
Stranger: but im stupid ...
You: You are just stupid? What about me?
Stranger: i think you are clever
You: Do you think the other way around?
Stranger: I didnt think so
You: Do you really think so?
Stranger: probably yes
You: Since you are so positive, why do you complain?
Stranger: because im very clever :) i think so
You: You wanted to be very clever. You think so so that you can talk to me?
Stranger: yes
You: That answers my question, but why?
Stranger: bc you are very clever and impressive for me
You: Does it please you to believe that I am very clever and impressive for you?
Stranger: sluchaj bardzo cie lubie ale jestes glupi
Stranger: sorry my tourette ;/
You: Please don't aplogise, Stranger.
Stranger: sorry but im tired
Stranger: im just joking
Stranger: in real im normal and dont stupid
You: This must be stranger
Stranger: sorry i gotta go now
Stranger: so
Stranger: bye
Stranger: Kisses :D
You: stranger, don't be so defensive
Stranger: soory
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

07-05-09 20:15 #

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DuckReconMajor
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purist said:
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

This is hilarious. When did they put that there?

07-05-09 20:25 #

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GhostlyDeath
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Greetings
Stranger: Hello
You: Do you like Star Trek?
Stranger: Facepalm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: girl?
You: Nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Greetings
Stranger: send me pics
Stranger: ill return the favor
You: My religion prevents me from taking pictures
Stranger: are you gay
You: They take your soul away
You: Homosexuality is a sin
Stranger: then your religion doesnt believe in electronics you fuck
You: We believe in Electronics
You: We cannot deny their existence
You: I shouldn't be on here, I will be placed in detention
You: and I'll have to sleep in the barn tonight
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Do you like Star Trek?
Stranger: no
You: Star Gate?
You: Battlestar?
Stranger: no
You: What do you like?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

07-06-09 06:13 #

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Super Jamie
Forum Staple

Posts: 2244
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I had to laugh at this one

code:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: CARROTS
Stranger: hi
You: CELERY
You: SWEET POTATO
You: AVOCADO
You: YAMS
You: POTATO
You: TOMATO
You: your turn

*very long pause...*

Stranger: CARROTS

07-06-09 06:37 #

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InsanityBringer
Junior Member

Posts: 163
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code:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: 10 PRINT HI
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

First thing that came to mind :P

07-06-09 06:49 #

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Super Jamie
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Posts: 2244
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kids these days, no sense of humor

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi beautiful girl :)
You: what is your name?
Stranger: alex
You: what is your favorite color?
Stranger: blue
Stranger: asl
You: what is the air speed velocity of a fully-laden swallow?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

07-06-09 06:56 #

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Technician
Still no custom title

Posts: 2632
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Yo
Stranger: uh say hello don't be a nigger
You: Sorry
You: I'm guessing male
Stranger: uh...
Stranger: why are you guessing
Stranger: i could be a girl
You: ok, are you?
Stranger: yes
You: Nah you kid
You: No girls on Omegle
You: We're all guys making fun of each other
Stranger: im gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

07-06-09 07:14 #

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Super Jamie
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^ lol

once again out of all the trolling, bottom-dwelling, scummy pedos i end up with someone who can hold an intelligent conversation and likes pretty much all the same music as me

next there will be a "we found love on omegle" article in some shitty newspaper :P

07-06-09 07:22 #

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GhostlyDeath
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I met a Computer Programmer from China!

07-06-09 07:27 #

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InsanityBringer
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Heh, I switched my BASIC jokes off and replaced them with pirate stuff. Through this I managed to enterain and in the end hold a decent conversation with someone who appears to be a teenager in either high school or college. They seemed pretty sensable, unlike most of the other people I've seen here. Their luck was worse than mine though. It took them 30 tries to get to a decent conversation, while it only took me a few tries.

Although at first my weird humor made them think I was a bot or something. I quickly made it appearant that I wasn't. Something tells me I wouldn't be able to have a decent conversation with someone who think's I'm a bot.

07-06-09 07:46 #

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Technician
Still no custom title

Posts: 2632
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I just had a pretty sensible convo with a kid going into college. It was pretty one sided but it was decent.

07-06-09 08:02 #

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GhostlyDeath
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GhostlyDeath said:
I met a Computer Programmer from China!

She's a really nice person, we became friends and shared our e-mail addresses.

07-06-09 08:21 #

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Lord_Z
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I'm waiting for a couple of you to mess around with each other without realizing your both there because of this thread :P

07-06-09 14:28 #

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TheeXile
Haha owned

Posts: 631
Registered: 02-09

Odds are pretty low, considering there's at least a few thousand users on at any given time. :P

07-06-09 14:33 #

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Jodwin
Senior Member

Posts: 1612
Registered: 02-05

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hai
Stranger: o hai thar :3
You: i hav over 30 anime figures, what about u?
Stranger: i hav OVER 9000!
You: pics or didn't happen
Stranger: didnt happen
You: :(
Stranger: i cant fit dat many in a pic anyway
You: u can take many pics
Stranger: but i have none
You: :(
Stranger: do you know...
Stranger: about...
Stranger: THE GAME
You: i lost it :(
You: i used to pwn everyone in it but then i didn't play for a year and got rusty
You: now i just suck :(
Stranger: where do you live? i live in Megaton. if u close i can visit u
You: na other side of pond
Stranger: river?
You: no the pond behind dc
Stranger: what pond?
You: that big one
Stranger: never seen it
You: u ever been to dc?
Stranger: yea but not much
Stranger: wait.
Stranger: is it behind the washington monument?
You: umm yea, depends where u look from
Stranger: between monument and lincon memorial?
You: no the pond's by that old tanker
Stranger: im cofuzzled
You: yea me too
Stranger: well if u give me $8 i can have a look
You: but i have only $2 :(
Stranger: i need 8
You: my latest figure was almost $100 :(
You: but she's hot
Stranger: lol wat?
You: sry i need to go back to work
Stranger: no i need 2 find u
You: but my boss will fire me if i don't go
Stranger: i will offer sexual favours
You: and i need money for food
Stranger: call in sick
You: no i'm on dinner break
Stranger: or if you r out of sick days call in dead
Stranger: i do it all the time
You: no i really must co, cya
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hai
Stranger: hey
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: i have over 30 anime figures, what about u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

07-06-09 15:04 #

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DuckReconMajor
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TheeXile said:
Odds are pretty low, considering there's at least a few thousand users on at any given time. :P

It's been known to happen, though.

07-06-09 19:53 #

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Prince of Darkness
Member

Posts: 274
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Stranger: ash
You: POKEMANS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thank god for Bill Cosby.

07-07-09 05:25 #

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Maes
I like big butts!

Posts: 3819
Registered: 07-06

Who needs Omegle when I can already have such awesome conversations that lead to such inspired creations?

07-09-09 12:38 #

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Jonathan
I am not a leet hax0r :(

Posts: 638
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This is fun

You: hello!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: u from ?
You: Skeldania
You: you?
Stranger: what place?
You: yes
Stranger: i never heared that
You: It's just to the north of Grumland
You: by the Vrick mountains
You: I live in Jook, which is the capital city
Stranger: whick country
You: Although I was born a village called Rueb
You: Skeldania is the country
Stranger: from Mars?
You: Mars?
You: The chocolate bar?
Stranger: no
Stranger: mars
You: The Roman god?
Stranger: oh shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

07-09-09 13:09 #

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fraggle
Super Moderator

Posts: 5029
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: can you help me with an experiment?
Stranger: sure
You: ok, if you let me explain first
Stranger: ok
You: when i was six years old i was diagnosed as clairvoyant
You: which basically means that i have stronger latent psychic powers than the
rest of the population
Stranger: i see... diagnosed...
Stranger: i see...
You: i want to see if i can use my psychic powers over a distance
Stranger: ok...
You: can you help?
Stranger: sure
You: do you have a pencil?
Stranger: yes
You: ok
You: what you need to do is
You: put the pencil in front of your keyboard
You: with a few cm of space
Stranger: yes
You: then i will try to use my psychokinetic powers to move the pencil
You: it may only move a very small amount so you need to watch it VERY
carefully
You: i can move objects in front of me easily but i've never tried over a long
distance
You: are you ready?
Stranger: eyp
Stranger: yep
You: ok, watch it VERY carefully
You: i will try now
You: anything?
Stranger: nope
You: ok, let me try again
Stranger: ok
You: here goes
You: did it move at all?
Stranger: nope
You: damn
You: i guess psychokinesis is too difficult over a distance
Stranger: unfortunate..
You: i can try something easier
Stranger: ok.
You: for example i can read peoples' minds
Stranger: ok
You: what you need to do is focus your attention on the word omegle which is
the name of this site
You: try to think of nothing except omegle
Stranger: ok
You: i will try to see if i can use my psychic powers to work out something
about you
You: ok... concentrate NOW
You: ok i think i have something
Stranger: ok what is it?
You: ok..
You: i'm getting the impression.... something about your personality ...
You: i think ... you're a very gullible person

07-09-09 17:15 #

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Technician
Still no custom title

Posts: 2632
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How do you guys even get such good convos going? I usually get called a nigger in the first four lines and hung-up to dry.

07-09-09 19:07 #

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Abyssalstudios1
Member

Posts: 377
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This is one of the funniest sites I've ever encountered. It rates close to the Failblog in terms of sheer human stupidity.

07-09-09 20:44 #

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SoulPriestess
Warming Up

Posts: 18
Registered: 09-08

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i love you?
You: do you?
You have disconnected.

Okay, I admit this next one was kinda weird...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/cali
Stranger: 17 f/moston
Stranger: boston
Stranger: whats up
You: nothing how bout u?
Stranger: broke up with my gf yesterday
Stranger: gettibng my mind off it lol
You: that sucks...
Stranger: yea i think so
Stranger: lol
You: so what u like to do?
Stranger: hang out, drink, shop
Stranger: :)
Stranger: u?
You: eh, nothing much, hang out on the computer mostly and play games
Stranger: games?
You: yea
Stranger: which kind
You: like wow n stuff
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: u have any pics?
Stranger: ill trade?
You: no, parents too poor to get me a camera
Stranger: u have a myspace or facebook
You: iv never done that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I'm 19 male and from the usa. Im looking for a brazilian beauty.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: im from denver
Stranger: that cool
Stranger: what ur age?
You: im 35
Stranger: nice..
Stranger: i'm 19
You: cool
Stranger: u is male or female?
You: female
Stranger: u have msn?
You: no never liked it, it always got in the way of what i was doing
Stranger: hm, ok
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got really bored after that...

07-10-09 03:19 #

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Torn
google is your master

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SoulPriestess said:

Okay, I admit this next one was kinda weird...

<the chats>

I got really bored after that...

It looks like most of those "females" were males in a wolf costume. Heh.

07-10-09 14:36 #

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rf`
Dr. Nosign

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Stranger: hi
You: furry?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: nothing
You: me either
Stranger: wassup there?
You: this is pretty interesting
Stranger: frm?
You: pa
Stranger: why?
You: well, this is even more anonymous than irc
Stranger: why??
You: its kinda like twitter... without the twitter
Stranger: it dint seem like that 4 me!!
You: we don't even have names!
Stranger: yep!!
Stranger: am 21 male
You: and it seems like people keep disconnecting before anything interesting is ever said
You have disconnected.

07-10-09 17:25 #

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Krispavera
Forum Regular

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: hey peter!
You: hey mike
You: how's it going
Stranger: fine dudeeeee
You: how's jamison doing?
Stranger: been busy lately
Stranger: how about your jessica?
You: oh she's great as ever
You: in bed that is
Stranger: my god
You: we fuck like the clouds hug the sky
Stranger: INVU, pete
Stranger: teach me, dudeee
You: well it goes like this
You: we wrap ourselves in paper towels
You: the bedsheets are removed and we shave first
You: then once that's done i pour soap down my pants
You: make things clean
You: then we swirl through the trees
You: the wind covering our naked backsides
You: the birds sing fluidly, and the tomatoes grow like always
You: but in the drab continuity of nature
You: we fuck
You: we fuck until we bleed
You: and then we die
Stranger: YOU ARE AWESOME, DUDE
Stranger: oh lol
Stranger: back to reality
Stranger: who are you, anyway?
You: some call me chip rutherford
You: some call me maxwell slump
You: most call me
You: Chamfield
You: Roth Chamfield
Stranger: may I call you
Stranger: springfield?
Stranger: it fits you
You: if it pleases you
Stranger: okay
Stranger: you may call me cinayan btw
You: sure
You: jessica calls me General Sprock
Stranger: jamison calls me Sergeant Batory
You: excellent
Stranger: lol we are the best
Stranger: nice joke dude
Stranger: see ya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I wasn't kidding.

07-10-09 18:09 #

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