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Maes
I like big butts!

Posts: 7955
Registered: 07-06

looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: asxl
You: yeah
Stranger: cool
You: asxl it is now? Not even asl?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: no
Stranger: i change it
Stranger: to see if anyone notices
Stranger: im a bit of a troll
You: lol I thought that was a typo at first
Stranger: im waiting for someone to ask what the x stands for
Stranger: so i can go
Stranger: XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS
You: like, you like flaming internet forums and such? :-p
Stranger: no
You: AWWWW
Stranger: just here
You: but I like XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS
Stranger: dont we all
You: And why shouldn't we.
Stranger: i couldnt say
You: Tall...strong...yeah, wotta woman.
Stranger: to be honest
Stranger: ive never seen the show
Stranger: and have no idea what she looks like
Stranger: except for her depiction on the simpsons
You: Well, that's easy to find out.
Stranger: you would think so
Stranger: wouldnt you
You: just google her, man.
Stranger: my computer doesnt show images
You: whoah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Just when I was about to ask him if he was using a C64 :-(

07-10-09 22:14 #

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Maes
I like big butts!

Posts: 7955
Registered: 07-06

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl?
You: hey there.
You: lol
You: asl is boring :-p
You: let's try sal
Stranger: haha
Stranger: fair does
Stranger: sal?
Stranger: m 17 scotland
You: male/19/Brazil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Apparently m/19/Brazil won't take you very far.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: How's it handing homie?
Stranger: handing? heh heh
Stranger: im gd
You: I said how is it hangin' homie
Stranger: i understood oo
Stranger: i'm just great
Stranger: could not get any better~!
You: yeah cool coz I'm da king of da hood and am pimpily
Stranger: really
You: no shit dawg
Stranger: how about you?
You: I said ma pimpily, knowhatumsayin?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He's not pimpily :-( Cow molester.

07-10-09 22:16 #

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zap610
JETSONZ KREW 4LYF

Posts: 845
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Stranger: wet?
You: yes
You: oh man I am so fucking wet
Stranger: you don't happen to be searching for someone to help you with that, then? ;)
You: I am
Stranger: nice, nice
Stranger: do you have a pic of yourself?
You: what?! I was talking about my broken roof and the rain
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

07-11-09 04:25 #

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Kirby
Senior Member

Posts: 1203
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zap610 said:
Stranger: wet?
You: yes
You: oh man I am so fucking wet
Stranger: you don't happen to be searching for someone to help you with that, then? ;)
You: I am
Stranger: nice, nice
Stranger: do you have a pic of yourself?
You: what?! I was talking about my broken roof and the rain
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMFAO

07-11-09 20:52 #

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Skeletor
Call me Snake

Posts: 556
Registered: 09-03

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: where you form?
You: im from the future
Stranger: touche, i am from the past
You: what year?
Stranger: 1921
Stranger: what year are you form?
You: Cool. I'm from 2340
Stranger: mad
You: mad?
You: you mean as in cool?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what country are you from?
You: Planet earth, united states. See, in the future, what's important is that we are earthlings. We don't really identify by country anymore.
You: Wait a minute....
You: If you're from the past...
You: then that means your from the future that went into the past because in 1921 they didn't have time travel.
Stranger: uh uh
Stranger: see
Stranger: im from 1921 New Zealand
Stranger: as we are the samartest country on earth in my present time of 1921
Stranger: we developed a machine capable of this time travel
You: Wow, that is awesome. I must have missed that in my brief scan of early earth history
Stranger: you did -_-
You: Have you been to the future?
Stranger: i am in the future..
Stranger: fro the past
You: I see.
Stranger: age?
Stranger: sex?
Stranger: location?
You: In my present we earthlings have colonized a few planets, even beyond our solar system

07-18-09 07:48 #

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Planky
Senior Member

Posts: 1108
Registered: 12-02

Apparently ASL is boring? Who knew?!

07-18-09 10:16 #

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the iron hitman
Member

Posts: 474
Registered: 06-07

Omegle conversation said:
Stranger: fag
You: penis
Stranger: pussy
You: anal crevasse
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Another Omegle conversation said:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are u
You: I'm currently in the middle of masturbation, please message me later
Stranger: are u female or male
You: Male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

__________________
If you read this...you just lost the game.

Still has no custom title.

07-18-09 12:54 #

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arrrgh
Member

Posts: 400
Registered: 04-09

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i am male,looking for girls with webcam
You: I am male, looking for boys on webcam
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hii
You: do you know what to do when your anus starts bleeding
Stranger: is urs bleeding?
You: becuase im runnin out of toilet paper over here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey asl
You: 96/transexual/scotland
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Last edited by arrrgh on 07-18-09 at 13:32

07-18-09 13:05 #

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Maes
I like big butts!

Posts: 7955
Registered: 07-06

Chicken shit....

Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: I AM THE DUNGEN MASTER AND I WANT YOU TO ENTER THE DUNGEN
You: ALL WHO ENTER MUST BE POZ OR SOON WILL BE
Stranger: MOAR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OK, this one handled it better.

You: I AM THE DUNGEN MASTER AND I WANT YOU TO ENTER THE DUNGEN
Stranger: O_O
You: ALL WHO ENTER MUST BE POZ OR SOON WILL BE
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Power metal
You: I have a V.L. of 800000 and rising.
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ;D

Everyone is scared of that which he does not comprehend. I can't blame him.

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: WHAT'S BETTER THAN SHOVING YOUR FACE UP THE FAT BUBBLE ASSCHEEKS OF A GUY AN INHALING THAT NATURAL BUTTFUNK AND LICKIN IT,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"DUNGEN MASTER" and other quotes blatantly stolen from Bareback Exchange on SA's Weekend Web.

Last edited by Maes on 07-18-09 at 20:32

07-18-09 20:12 #

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Maes
I like big butts!

Posts: 7955
Registered: 07-06

Technician said:
How do you guys even get such good convos going? I usually get called a nigger in the first four lines and hung-up to dry.

Oh, sorry :-(

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: I have a problem, everyone just calls me a nigger on omegle :-(
Stranger: I'm a male, 29 y/o from Europe (Russia)..What about you?
You: stfu nigger.

07-18-09 20:36 #

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Skeletor
Call me Snake

Posts: 556
Registered: 09-03

^ lol. Someone from Russia said that? Not surprised.

A convo I just had:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Boo!
Stranger: shit, you scared me :S
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: alien
You: gender neutral
Stranger: same :D
You: What planet are you from?
Stranger: uranus, haha jk.
Stranger: jupiter?
You: You're not sure what planet you're from?
Stranger: no.. not really.
You: I'm from Xerthinon of the Lacoran system. It's about 90000 light years away from your Sol system.
Stranger: are you a geek?
You: Geek?
Stranger: like, a loser?
You: Hm, I'm not familiar enough with your culture to know what that means.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I told you. Xerthinon of the Lacoran system.
Stranger: seriusly..
You: I'm from Xerthinon but I'm visiting a place known as the State of California.
Stranger: cool..
Stranger: boy or girl?
Stranger: type faster..
You: I'm what is known as hermaphrodite.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

07-18-09 23:07 #

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TheeXile
Haha owned

Posts: 631
Registered: 02-09

And that was even with that blatant fucking 'asl is boring' message...

I recommend harsher measures.

07-19-09 05:23 #

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Craigs
The only idiot here besides Csonicgo

Posts: 2428
Registered: 11-05

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi slut wanna chat? I'm 25 male with cam on msn, sexual hero with a huuuuuge cock
You: Hi I'm 16/f/Cali
Stranger: hi :)
You: Wow how big is your cock?
Stranger: huge
You: that big?
You: Cool
You: Could you do me a favor?
You: I want you
You: to...
You: have a seat
You: Go ahead. Have a seat
You: Take a seat
Stranger: :)
You: My name is Chris Hansen.
You: What are you doing here?
You: ...
You: The FBI is already on the way in case you're trying to run.
You: Don't you want to take a ride on the FBI party van?

What's really weird is that after that last line I waited 5 minutes for him to reply and he didn't. He didn't even disconnect.

07-19-09 08:14 #

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arrrgh
Member

Posts: 400
Registered: 04-09

Ahahah holy crap.

07-19-09 08:20 #

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Technician
Still no custom title

Posts: 5255
Registered: 08-04

Didn't disconnect? He knows that “evidence” could never convince a judge to make out a search warrant.

And someone just called me a nigger again. I'm looking at you Maes!

07-19-09 09:12 #

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myk
webbed digits

Posts: 14316
Registered: 04-02

Craigs said:
He didn't even disconnect.

He was jacking off to the idea of the teenage FBI agent chick across the Omegle server.

07-19-09 09:23 #

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RightField
Mini-Member

Posts: 57
Registered: 06-07

haha, interesting.

You: boo
Stranger: ( . ) ( . )?
You: bs?
Stranger: do u have?
You: well yeah but they're not mine
Stranger: whose then?
You: random people. i collect them
You: like stamps
Stranger: ha ha...do u too have?
You: they're not noteworthy impressive
Stranger: why?
You: because they lack milk
Stranger: ha ha...u must b pregnant to get milk...
You: or you could buy a cow
Stranger: ha ha...right
Stranger: what's ur name?
You: figaro

-------------------
and this one was epic:

You: like a whore!
Stranger: nanananana nanananaaana
You: life is life?
Stranger: now here is a question...
Stranger: is this real life?
Stranger: or is this..
You: actually it's just fantasy
Stranger: just fantisy?
You: you're like caught in a landslide
Stranger: caught in a landslinde no escape from reality
You: and there's like no espace from reality
You: yeah
You: you should open yer eyes
Stranger: im just a pooor boy
Stranger: i need no sypithy
You: you need no sympathy
Stranger: yes
You: actually i'm easy come easy go
You: little high little low?
Stranger: caught in a lan no that was earlyer
You: anywhere the WIND blows
Stranger: easy come easy go
Stranger: dosent matter
You: doesn't really matter to me?
Stranger: to meeeee
You: mama
Stranger: do do do do dooo dooo
You: just killed the man
Stranger: just killed a man
You: put a gun against his head
Stranger: pull mah trigger now hes dead
Stranger: mama
You: life has just begun
You: but now i've gone and thrown it alll away
Stranger: mama OOH OOH OOH
You: the wind blows
Stranger: dint mean to make ya cry
You: if i'm not back again before tomorrow
Stranger: carry on carry on it dosent realy matter
You: too late
Stranger: I SEE A LITTLE SILLOETO OVE A MAN
You: scarramoochescarrmoche
You: will you do the fandango
Stranger: SCARRABOOSE ACARRABOOSE WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO?
You: thunderbolt and lightning veryvery frightning me!
Stranger: galleleho!
You: gelleleo
Stranger: figiro
Stranger: MAGIFICOOOOO
You: magnificoooo
Stranger: ho ho ho ho hohohoh
You: i'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
Stranger: HES JUST A POOR BOY FROMA POOR FAMILY
You: spare him his life from this montrosity
Stranger: SPARE HIM HIS LIFE OF THIS MONSTROSITY
You: dodododo
Stranger: galleleo
You: easy come easy go
You: will you let me go
You: bismillaaaa
You: nooooo
You: we will not let you go
Stranger: ESTELBA NOO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
Stranger: LET ME GO
You: will not let you go
Stranger: let me go
Stranger: let me gooooooo
You: nonononononono
Stranger: fuck
You: oh mammamiemammamia
You: mammamie let me go
You: beeeelsebub has a devil put aside for meeee
You: for meeee
You: for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: FOAH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stranger: GUITAR SOLO
You: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYEEEE
Stranger: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIIIIIE?
Stranger: OH BABBY
You: CANT DO THIS TO ME BABYYY
Stranger: CANT DO THIS TO MEH BABY
You: JUST GOTTA GETOUT
Stranger: JUST GOTTA GET OU
You: JUST GOTTAGETRIGHTOUTAHEEEAAAAH
Stranger: JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUT OF HERE
You: guitar solo!
Stranger: MORE GUITAR
You: ooooooooooohhh
You: oh yeah oh yeah
You: guitar
Stranger: nothing realy matters
You: anyone can see
Stranger: nothing realy matters
Stranger: to meeeeee
You: nothing really matter too meeeeee
You: piano shit
Stranger: song end!
You: anywhere the wind bloooooooooooowwwwsss
You: fin!
Stranger: eryone crys
You: boohoo
Stranger: and yes i pronounce it eryone
You: arrite
Stranger: HICHFIVE!!!
You: well this has been eyeopening
Stranger: german highfive
You: like a boss
Stranger: ZIGHIGHFIVE
You: flipside!
Stranger: fuck yeeeeah
You: hell yeah.

Last edited by RightField on 07-19-09 at 11:46

07-19-09 11:19 #

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Da Spadger
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Registered: 01-06

<Spadger> http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5067163/
<Spadger> Toast Quest - Omegle style

07-19-09 15:37 #

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Mutantmole
Newbie

Posts: 3
Registered: 04-09

Lol i did a funny one.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 male australia
Stranger: u?
You: 68/m/indonesia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It works everytime, seriously try it.

07-19-09 16:28 #

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Kirby
Senior Member

Posts: 1203
Registered: 10-04

I swear it gets better everytime I get on

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: wanna see cock on webcam, add me now ; *TOOHOTFORYOUNOEMAILHERE*
You: wow, you'd do that for this 48 year old?
You: oh
You: baby
You: my boner is rising
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Why hello there little fella
You: I'm Wilford Brimely
Stranger: im rory
You: And I want to talk to you about diabeetus
Stranger: 11 m sweden
Stranger: you?
You: DIABEETUS
Stranger: go beat your wife
You: GET YOUR FREE MEDICARE
You: FREE TESTING SUPPLIES FOR DIABEETUS
Stranger: hello?
You: Why hello there little fella
You: I'm Wilford Brimely
You: And I want to talk to you about diabeetus
Stranger: i want to talk to you about aids
You: DIABEETUS
You: GET YOUR FREE MEDICARE
You: FREE TESTING SUPPLIES FOR DIABEETUS
Stranger: its
Stranger: BRIMLEY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT: TWICE IN ONE DAY?! This just keeps getting better

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi 16 male do you want to see my dick on msn?
You: THATS THE SECOND TIME TODAY!!!!!
You: HELL YES!!!!
You: WHERE?!
Stranger: were are you from
You: Maryland, you?
Stranger: *STILLTOOHOTSTOPLOOKING add me now
You: can I ask how old you are?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: 7,8inch dick
You: Shit
You: I might get parolled
Stranger: no you not
Stranger: please
You: The cops told me that its not right for a 58 year old to look at naked kids, but what do they know anyways
Stranger: i'm so horney
You: Shit
You: you gave me a boner
You: alright
You: I'll be there baby
Stranger: ok
You: with my beard an all
Stranger: ok
You: got a hrd dick now
You: hell yeah

- Removed the MSN addresses.

Last edited by Kirby on 07-21-09 at 00:58

07-21-09 00:47 #

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Danarchy
YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

Posts: 15762
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I think that second one might have been Chris Hansen.

07-21-09 09:11 #

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flubbernugget
Junior Member

Posts: 121
Registered: 06-09

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: im a hot girl with a rockin body
Stranger: are you a male?
You: yea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

07-21-09 21:30 #

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Richo Rosai
Member

Posts: 386
Registered: 07-03

Stranger: hi
You: yu terorist?
Stranger: ??
You: i can smell the digibits of ur falafal and self-bomb
Stranger: ??
You: u r terorist yest or no? then we can chat familarly
Stranger: ??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 23 m France
You: i go tokyo high school student to practice my engilsh skill. okay?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you are man or woman?
You: my school is only girls i am 19 years final year student
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you are open woman?
You: what means open?
Stranger: not shy
You: no i am very exhibitionist
Stranger: really?
You: i am outgoing. we say sekkyokuteki
Stranger: nooooooooooooo
You: here is my picture http://stat001.ameba.jp/user_images...128346975_s.jpg
You: why no?
Stranger: sorry i understand you
Stranger: who are you?
Stranger: send me more
You: what girl is most cute?
Stranger: really? the two
Stranger: do you have msn hotmail?
You: what one is best?
Stranger: right
You: i am happy. i am right side. we say migi
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: do you want gimme you r msn?
You: what means msn?
Stranger: messenger
Stranger: you dont have?
You: what means? i don't know it
Stranger: hotmail?
Stranger: its a chat with only the people you add
Stranger: Im not very good explaining
You: please speak more slowly. we say yukkuri
Stranger: do you have email?
You: only for handy phone. we say keitai
Stranger: do you want show me more photos of you?
You: i will make soon
You: soon my school goes to france for trip to france. we say syuugakuryokou
Stranger: now you have more photos?
You: do you like feces? we say unchi
Stranger: you are a puta?
You: what means?
Stranger: you like it?
You: i want to eat it of a france man.
Stranger: you can eat my cock
You: what means? chicken?
Stranger: you can eat my dick if you want
You: what means? investigator for crime?
Stranger: you can eat my pennis
You: penis, i know
Stranger: do you want eai it?
You: sorry, foreing man is famous for AIDS virus, especially france man
Stranger: show me your tits
You: sorry i am previous male. we say "new half".
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hii=D
You: don't show text image of penis!!!
Stranger: ??

Stranger: hey
Stranger: r u m/f
Stranger: hello???
You: i have penis
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i guess ur a guy
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: how old r u
You: i go tokyo high school student to practice my engilsh skill.
Stranger: ok
You: 19 years
Stranger: so wat r u here for
You: enjoy chat and practice my english skill
Stranger: then y did u say u ahd a penis
You: male has penis
You: u ask m/f
Stranger: u son of bitch cum back when u learn english
You: in japan we say penis-man for male and vagina-man for woman

Last edited by Richo Rosai on 07-23-09 at 18:36

07-23-09 17:45 #

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