st.alfonzo
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Shaikoten said:
While at first glance it may seem overkill, potatoes have many eyes.
Perhaps even underkill! Seeing as each eye is able to promote the growth of a new potato plant, the thief may in actuality be convicted of murder, as well as inhumanity - or the equivalent thereof - as he consumes the unborn victim(s) along with the parent potato, after continuous torture by means of boiling, mashing and baking at extreme temperatures (or at the very least peeling them away into the kitchen sink).
Any sustained injury from the miscreant, be it a severed limb or indeed both eyes, is insufficient in respect of this observation. Only death is ample. While we might argue that the life of a potato cannot compare to that of a human being, ask yourself this question:
The very fat man weighing down the life raft? or his equal weight in Labrador puppies?
On a more serious note:
Graf Zahl said:
The guy should consider himself lucky that nobody died by his stupid actions.
Quite right! However, I shouldn't imagine that such an occurrence would stir the dispositions of a man of his age, or get him to question his actions on the same level as, for instance, a 35 or 40 year old. On the contrary however, he might question his actions even more... I couldn't say. I'm only 19.
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