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deathbringer said:
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"Improved" child porn laws that include cartoons (and by that they of course mean any anime with nudity in, because it's from another country and thus "the other". Of course they tried to justify it by claiming that peadophiles were 'escaping' by using the posterise photoshop filter to turn real CP into 'cartoons' ...yeah right, and the police couldn't tell the difference?). Yeah but it's not real is it... yeah but it's not real is it... yeah but it's not real is it...



Da fuck? Not to bring up this old topic but... Photoshop filter? Do you have an article?

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Technician said:


Da fuck? Not to bring up this old topic but... Photoshop filter? Do you have an article?



There are a bunch of really easy ways to make any photo look like a cartoon, even with stock photoshop features. The cutout filter for one

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I think Fiffy deserves a custom title that involves elevators. With all the talking and discussion coming from him on those subjects, I do believe he earned such.

"The elevator guy"


"Enjoys riding up and down large shafts"

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Technician said:


Da fuck? Not to bring up this old topic but... Photoshop filter? Do you have an article?



I think it was the justification for introducing the laws in the UK, i probably read it on Melon Farmers or something.

Of course the REAL justification was to look "tough on crime" whilst not solving real crimes like gangs of knife-waving thugs ruling the streets. It's easier to pick on some nerds who have some porn cartoons because you can track them down without getting off your arse, and when you go and arrest them they won't stab you.


Also they were making real Minis up until 2001, but i think they can't be imported into the US unless they're really old ones... because (hahaha) of emission regulations! You couldn't make it up. Of course they were British-built and had the integrity of a coke can anyway so not too many of the really old ones are left. Still could have been worse, they could have been French... thier rustproofing methods in that era were basically prayer and hope.

My self-published (and black and white, and text heavy, and half completley text stories) comic is, however, going to have an article about Minis in the next issue with the statement "perhaps one day things will change and these little cars will enter production again". I bet when some green PC nutter discovers my comic and reviews it they will pick on that statement more than all the rest of the jingoistic boys' own adventuring it contains.

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Mr. Chris said:
I think Fiffy deserves a custom title that involves elevators. With all the talking and discussion coming from him on those subjects, I do believe he earned such.

"The elevator guy"


"Next floor, Men's underwear - going down"?

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deathbringer said:
Safety in cars... what do you want? A tank? At my work there's an original Renault Twingo, sold as a 4 seater, and an new Toyota Aygo, sold as (effectively) a 2 seater... they're the same size!


I want to not die if I have an auto accident, that's what I want. I find it insane how some people think better packaging or lighter weight is worth dying for. Is your life that meaningless to you?

(And don't say you're just going to avoid accidents altogether with your Superior Driving Skills (tm). You have no idea what might happen to you.)


Mr. Chris said:
I think Fiffy deserves a custom title that involves elevators. With all the talking and discussion coming from him on those subjects, I do believe he earned such.

"The elevator guy"



How about a Something Awful-style "ASK ME ABOUT MY UNHEALTHY FIXATION WITH SHAFTS"?

I would like people to stop molesting classic rock and metal albums. Almost every remaster I've heard is inferior in sound quality to the original issue. Pretty much every change made in the way music is produced since the late 1980s has been disastrous, and it's infuriating to see modernitis infecting great albums. The remaster of Megadeth's Peace Sells is almost unlistenable.

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"Balanced" text books in Texas. Every time I see the term "conservative values" I get a knot in my stomach.

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"Balanced" text books in Texas. Every time I see the term "conservative values" I get a knot in my stomach.

That whole thing with Texas changing national textbooks pisses me off. They know they are in a position to force whatever they want into nationwide textbooks and they're using that advantage to attempt to corrupt our children.

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That whole thing with Texas changing national textbooks pisses me off. They know they are in a position to force whatever they want into nationwide textbooks and they're using that advantage to attempt to corrupt our children.



Only a parent should introduce their children to political beliefs, no matter the orientation. And IMHO, I think the children are better off making their own decisions.

I was going to move to Texas, but I guess I'll have to reconsider. Wonder how nice Arizona is...

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May not matter where you move or not. Texas is the largest buyer of text books, and is one of the largest states as well; whatever those fuckheads do, it's pretty safe to assume it'll eventually filter down into the smaller states.

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I want to not die if I have an auto accident, that's what I want. I find it insane how some people think better packaging or lighter weight is worth dying for. Is your life that meaningless to you?

(And don't say you're just going to avoid accidents altogether with your Superior Driving Skills (tm). You have no idea what might happen to you.)



Heh, i like how people are assuming because i don't like over the top safety devices i don't want any. Unleash the bold fuuuuryyy!
The bad stuff is things like automatic "emergency sensing" brakes, which links in with computerisation. What if the computer screws up and "senses" a nonexistent emergency? I can hardly claim to have superior driving skills but if people are too stupid to leave a gap to brake themselves they deserve everything they get. Same if they can't change gears themselves, or reverse without hitting things, or parallel park (that's the next thing, a radar that detects suitably-sized spaces and does it automatically for you).

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Xenphire said:
Texas is the largest buyer of text books


*insert old tired joke about ranch outhouses' toilet paper here*

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Heh @ razor.

As much as I like shaving with razor blades (electric shavers don't last long with my beard, and all of them are terrible on the neck), I'd never try shaving with one of those free-bladed things. For one they are meant to be used by a barber on you, not for self-shaving. I think I'll stick to my Gilette Mach 3 and Fusions. These are one of the few examples of improved stuff that doesn't suck: they really shave well, don't get tangled/jammed in my beard, and unlike other multi-blade knockoffs, they are easy to clean and hair trimmings don't stick between blades.

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On the topic of razors:

The first episode ever of SNL (when it was still just called Saturday Night) had a lot of fake ads in it, and one was for the Triple Blade Razor - "Because you'll buy anything!" It's funny how that seemed hilarious in the 70s, and now you need QUATRO THE POWER OF FOUR BLADES FOR THE CLOSEST SMOOTHEST SHAVE SO YOU CAN BE A MAN.

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speaking of gaps between cars. Often it's because if you leave to much space, some dumbfucks will squeeze in, even if they only have a couple feet clear front and back.

I also agree with the bunch of idiots driving oversized vehicles wrecklessly ...

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Maes said:
For one they are meant to be used by a barber on you, not for self-shaving.


Nope. They are meant to be used by someone that knows how to use them or can afford one. Back when barbers gave shaves many people couldnt afford the razors. And it doesnt take long to learn how to use them especially now with the internet.

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Xenphire said:
"Balanced" text books in Texas. Every time I see the term "conservative values" I get a knot in my stomach.


Heh... I don't know how I missed this, but it's times like these where I'm happy I'm not from Texas. From the article:

“The topic of sociology tends to blame society for everything,” Ms. Cargill said.

Excellent thought from the Board of Education member here. Sociology blames society for everything. This must be true, seeing as sociology is the study of... society? Wait... There's a flaw somewhere in there. If I could just think of what the prob-

Oh yeah! She's fucking stupid.

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http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/w...-with-textbooks

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I don't care for ebooks...seriously why would I want to read a book on a computer?

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Philnemba, I was actually going to mention that. Although my beef would have been with the digitizing/shrinking of EVERYTHING!!! I mean, call me crazy, but I like owning physical copies of most everything.

MP3 players - I understand the usefulness, and was given an ipod as a gift 4 years ago, but I only use it in the car, normally (my car only has a tape deck). In my house, I have a turntable and CD player. It doesn't inconvenience me in the slightest, and gives me virtually 0% chance of losing my entire collection by dropping it somewhere.

DVDs - These are fine. I draw the line there, though. I don't need an HD tv that plays Bluray discs... that's completely unnecessary. Sure, the picture is super-sharp, and that's great for some movies. Movies made before the 2000s? No. I don't need Kurosawa to be digitally enhanced, and some movies benefit from gritty film-style (SEE: Taxi Driver). Making them sharp and clear isn't going to suddenly make them even better... and don't even get me started on comedies. Eesh.

E-books - Clearly the dumbest and most pointless of all the digitizing. I mean, there's no solid argument you can make here. You can mark copies of physical books any way you want: it's yours. Making little notations, highlighting particularly good moments, etc. Is it more convenient to carry around? I guess, but even if you have four books at once, a simple tote-bag can offset that. Plus you can still drop the fucking thing and again, LOSE THE ENTIRE COLLECTION! What about cost? Well, how much did you pay for the E-book in the first place? Plus the additional price you pay for the actual electronic edition of a book. It would take a while to make up the price. Okay, what about environmental issues? Psh, the amount of energy it takes to produce an E-book plus the emissions spewed from the process probably offsets the small amount of trees that are chopped for paper.

tl:dr version: Electronic books are retarded.

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Philnemba said:
I don't care for ebooks...seriously why would I want to read a book on a computer?

Just personally (and perhaps you might find yourself in the same boat on this one too), I have to be able to feel the pages between my fingers, and the weight of the book in my hands, in order to enjoy the reading experience. The advantage of being able to carry multiple readings around with you, and even the ease of access and spatial diminution can’t replace this.

Perhaps more interestingly though, I heard somewhere (probably on QI or something) that the rotting of books produces a mould that acts almost as a kind of hallucinogenic for the people who inhale its fumes. It's speculated that many great figures in literature and the arts gathered much of their inspiration under the influence! No ebook could do that, last time I checked.

Actually, I can’t say I approve of the “improvements” made to many libraries by having computer labs and cafeterias implemented. I don’t care much for that. Not in the slightest.

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DVDs - These are fine. I draw the line there, though. I don't need an HD tv that plays Bluray discs... that's completely unnecessary. Sure, the picture is super-sharp, and that's great for some movies. Movies made before the 2000s? No. I don't need Kurosawa to be digitally enhanced, and some movies benefit from gritty film-style (SEE: Taxi Driver). Making them sharp and clear isn't going to suddenly make them even better... and don't even get me started on comedies. Eesh.


Is Blu-Ray's picture really any sharper than the original theater image? A DVD's 480p is a huge step down from the resolution you see a movie in at the theater, which is what movies are made for in the first place.

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when you read a book online you read slower then if you read a printed book so I see no point in any ebooks.



I wish they would make bumpers on cars like they used to so if you dented it you could just take it off and pound out the dent instead of paying over $1000 to get it fixed.

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And then when you crash your car, the bumper fails to absorb any of the impact and it all goes to you. Better to pay $1000 in damage than $10,000 in hospital bills or funeral costs.

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And then when you crash your car, the bumper fails to absorb any of the impact and it all goes to you. Better to pay $1000 in damage than $10,000 in hospital bills or funeral costs.


I was not talking about the rest of the car or high-speed crashes. I was just talking about the small fender benders.

but they could make a bumper that wouldn't fall apart in a small crash and still protect you in a larger crasher it would all be fine.

and just learned that my bank just got rid of inside tellers which will just create more problems as a lot of people that are hard of hearing use my bank.
good thing I got the checking where you can use any atm and the online service.

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I think ebooks started as a fake dummy 'product' to sell on ebay for the single purpose of padding dummy positive feedback.
Then bean counters were like, 'hey whuts this ebook craze guyz? can we sells it??'. Then ebooks took off as a phony wrapper around information to give it the illusion of a product to sell, so people in that annoying internet age where information can be freely exchanged would be tricked into buying it.
I guess "101 ghey recipees" would be useful for someone who doesn't know about search engines though... though lately top google matches are for articles you can't read unless you buy them- probably due to bing competition.

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Modern multiplayer gaming.

I know I will catch a lot of flak on that, but seriously, it almost never thrilled me. OK, back in the arcade era it was fun playing head to head vs or with someone, largely because two player modes were well implemented -usually-, and there were no such things as network connections, online cheats, aimbots, latency, "1337 pr0 comp3t1t1v3 fux0r pwn3rz" etc. There were ofc "good players" in particular games, but there was no doubt about his skills: it was all there before you, right there and then. If you wanted to challenge him, you could do it on perfectly equal terms. Same machine, same controls, and a crowd to watch :-D

On the converse, the modern form of internet "online" multiplayer never thrilled me so much, whether we're talking about stuff like WoW (if I wanted a crude 3D hack'n'slash game in a large world, this could be done perfectly offline with a good variety of NPC).

With RTS, I've had bitter experiences with a particular title (Warlords Battlecry) which required split-second precision in receiving network data, and lag had very adverse effects on the gameplay (which was another can of worms).

What's worse, the adverse effects were heavily asymmetrical and biased. If lag affected both players equally, I'd pass. Alas, that was not the case: put simply, the host got an immense advantage over his opponent and experienced a smooth game with apparently little resistance from his opponent. The player at the other end just saw his troops dying out of nowhere. In a game where a single spell can decimate an army or two arrows in quick succession can kill an approaching unit, that makes a whole lot of difference thus making PvP matches pretty pointless, and my guess is that it's not going to be much better for other RTS too, unless they use Supreme Commander's totally synchronized network code.

Same thing for many FPS games: local hosts have an enormous advantage vs people connected externally. If you can see and shoot your opponent before he sees you for technical reasons, it's pretty pointless debating who's 1337 and who's skrub: it would be like the Aesop's fable with the crane and fox.

In that respect, I saw a major difference in, say, Battlefield 1942's handling of network latency and e.g. ZDaemon's: ZDaemon becomes practically unplayable with ping differences as small as 50 ms (also due to the fast-paced gameplay), while in BF1942 you could still have a good match even on dial-up, as long as you didn't expect getting pistol headshots in CQ all the time. Whenever I hosted a game, I still got a MAJOR advantage in one-on-one fights...so I really wonder how can "competitive" players back their claims in something so temperamental. In turn-based stuff, OK. Real time and temperamental? No fucking way.

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