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AveryMaurice

Market for caskets built for obese corpses booming.

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These remind me of the joke about "Harlem funerals", where they needed either 6 casket bearers (4 for the casket, 2 for the boombox) or an extra large casket (to have space for the boombox).

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Wow. And I thought I was fat! That's just scary. Glad to see those exist for the people who need them. While I find funerals are full of crap, they do make people feel better when everything is all nice and pretty.

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Aliotroph? said:

Wow. And I thought I was fat! That's just scary. Glad to see those exist for the people who need them.


You must take corpse bloating into account, too.

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Good I hope more fat people die, so they can stop breathing my air thx

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Maes said:

These remind me of the joke about "Harlem funerals", where they needed either 6 casket bearers (4 for the casket, 2 for the boombox) or an extra large casket (to have space for the boombox).

I now know how I want my funeral to play out.

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magicsofa said:

I could fit four of her....uh......eh

I'll fit myself in there with her, and if she has sisters, they can join too. Mmmmyeah.

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