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D_GARG
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such a mod Maes, would be legendary :D

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D_GARG said:
such a mod Maes, would be legendary :D

Well, thanks to phi108, it's already here ;-)

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THIS MORNING


I had 3 hours of SPACE between my first lesson, and my Second lesson.
I went home, got my ass KICKED at starcraft1 since I rarely play 1vs1 MELEE games. THEN I kickstarteds QuakeLive wielding my brand Mionix Mouse with my brand new Mionix Sargas Mouse Pad and joined a Server with HIGHER SKILL than my current skill (according to the game stats) cus the servers in my skill are too easy. I STEAMROLLED with my teamate in a CA match 2vs2 the first 4 rounds, then my teamate started to lose position, so did I, trying to dodge the rockets and lightningshafts.
the rounds went on and we stood no chance of victory. they started to WHINE. "gnar wtf are you retarded?" the atmosphere went dark and warm in that annoyong and embarrassing way, however, the smell of great opportunities, faded in.
since the current map sux cock because of its cramped numbers of choices, I blamed it from earlier experiences. the kept whining...

the bombardments of flaming and whining couldnt cover the small glimpses of light that my remaining skill radiated, however, I couldnt play the godless way I was used to, since I had no fucking idea how to swing the mouse as I used to with my old Logitech Wheel Mouse and DEVIL SUCKING Roccat Kone ( never by it, I advise you ).

its was now obvious that they were exellent victims for a creature , from the deep Mines Of Moria (not a Balrog).

I EXPLODED in a STORM of LAUGHTER as I trolled them to their KNEES, my teamate were full of rage since he was disapointed with my gameplay, but the match had ALREADY started and their only option were to disconnect, how trapped they were with me. The SWITCHING between DPI levels went FURIOUS, Fire and Lightning STRUCK my mousemat as I STRUGGLED for putting the rockets on the right spotts, movement were IMMOBILE and both my teamate and opponents CRUSHED the chat channel as I kept troll-roll them, they didnt realize before THE END of the match that they had their time wasted an someone who was learning his new mouse

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I can't tell which is worse: That video, or your story

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Insanity Xena and Warrior Princess Wolf

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This dude can play guitarr

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More cool musicians

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D_GARG said:
FA58T5PpwiE

Why can I only hear a load of white noise followed by silence? Or is that the 'gag'?

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DoomUK said:
Why can I only hear a load of white noise followed by silence? Or is that the 'gag'?

PPJw60phb5I
another one bites the dust

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Horrible birth defect?

I guess you just have to face up to your problems.

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Not really.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/video/...cident-13185947

To quote, "Dallas Wiens believes his life-changing accident was actually a gift from God"

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If that was a gift from God, well, I'm not inviting him to my birthday party.

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Well, at least he doesn't have to look in the mirror.

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I wonder what he base the thought of this accident, being a gift from god?

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Maes
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I guess it's a psychological defense and acceptence mechanism -compare with e.g. the case of Juliana Wetmore or other similar cases. Then again for some reason most of these situations seem to involve people which already have a strong faith -or at least they are more likely to openly accept them and even flaunt them.

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hervoheebo said:
horrifying pictures

Hey, it's a first-gen revenant!

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Why is one triangle missing a square when they both use the same pieces?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...uare_puzzle.svg

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gggmork said:
Why is one triangle missing a square when they both use the same pieces?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...uare_puzzle.svg

I would say "because one arrangement of shapes fit, one doesn't". But then I'd get laughed at by anyone who knows mathematics and therefore knows how to explain it properly.

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Incline angles on red/blue triangles are slightly different.

Also, is it illegal to shoot pigeons off a roof with a .22?

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gggmork said:
Why is one triangle missing a square when they both use the same pieces?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...uare_puzzle.svg

I want to shoot someone every time I see this. It got me good the first time, though all you need to do is examine them closely and you'll find exactly what Lüt said -_- . The incline difference is so slight you can hardly notice it, but what it means is that the pieces are NOT exactly the same.

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Thank goodness, I thought there was some sort of loophole in the universe or something.

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Maes said:
I guess it's a psychological defense and acceptence mechanism -compare with e.g. the case of Juliana Wetmore or other similar cases. Then again for some reason most of these situations seem to involve people which already have a strong faith -or at least they are more likely to openly accept them and even flaunt them.

Could also be a legitimate way to cope with such an event...i.e. appreciating the possible good that can come of it.

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magicsofa said:
Could also be a legitimate way to cope with such an event...i.e. appreciating the possible good that can come of it.

I fear that in itself would qualify as a defence mechanism.

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After Tynacorp's RG-400 smart towel, Towelie, failed due to government intervention, they turned to genetically engineering smart basketball hoops. The government got wind of this and now THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUR BASKETBALL HOOPS!:

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The most recent comments on our little masterpiece gave me new ideas, phi108 ;-)

Awesome, now make a sequel! "Doomguy's HIGH-SPEED and UNCONTROLLABLE diahrrea jet!" which would be like a backwards-firing plasma gun!
I bet it should fire BROWN plasma that leaves big splats, and gives Doomguy some forward momentum ;-)

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gggmork said:
THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUR BASKETBALL HOOPS!:

If you want to see a true insanity pit, look on Delaware news sites and read all the comments supporting DelDOT.

At least I know one state not to move to.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lROb1vWNiig True insanity in my opinion exists within this video.

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I am impressed gentlemen!

I have seen different mind raoing youtube poops with frollo and everything but I have Never seen some kinda govermental Basketball Pole robbery or the true nature of Activisions origins (of upper shit).

Damn I get the impression of that America is the perfect place for anyone who wants to get his/her pants blown off by pure suprise of different simply stupid things to see.
its almost a whole new level of turism for you over there ;)

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