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ROCK & LOAD COCK BEEN BLOWED IN YOUR MOUTH, MANJUICE EXPLOAD

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Registered: 01-04 |
I got swept up in a pretty hairy battle.
I met up with the mercenaries in Whiterun and asked to join them. So they sent me off to clear out some bandit camp. Well, I was walking across the plain when a dragon rose from behind the mountain. I hid behind a rock and looked around for my AI teammate - nowhere to be found, of course. I decided the odds were against me so I high-tailed it to the camp to promote some infighting. Turns out the dragon was way ahead of me, because I couldn't get through the gate before it had roasted them all.
So I toss a few arrows to get its attention but it's not working. Figures I'd find the only dragon with ADD, because now it's harrassing the creatures of the plain. From there I chased it to ANOTHER bandit camp, but by the time I get in the middle of that crowd the dragon fucks off AGAIN, leaving the remaining bandits to focus their attention on ME.
Finally the dragon decides to tangle with some mammoths. Now the situation is getting bad - because I'm tearing through a dozen mobs just trying to keep up with the damn thing, sucking down potions the whole way. The fucking dragon FINALLY touches down and meets me face-to-face, and I start whacking away at it. Much to my surprise, two mammoths were helping me take down this thing... which is a mixed blessing because the last thing I need is a pissed-off giant practicing his golf swing on my face. Just then, for the first time I experience a "finishing move" on a dragon where my character jumps on its back and shoves her sword up the base of its skull. Clearly the mammoths were impressed by this display, because they turned around and trundled back home. Then the game shows off its comedic timing as my AI partner walks up right after, being all "HAY GUISE WHAT I MISS LOL".
On the down side, I'm getting at least one freezing incident per play session. This is too much. I can accept low framerates. I can accept blurry textures. I can forgive a lot of things when I want to like a game, and I want to like this game. Fatal freezes are UNACCEPTABLE. Bethesda need to put out a patch for this YESTERDAY.
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