GoatLord
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Well, despite being petty thugs, I woudln't want to kill the poor fuckers. I'd either:
a) Summon Louis CK to heckle them into submission. His brutal, hilarious quips would either get them laughing so hard they'd call the whole thing off, or they'd be so offended they'd be forced to run away with their tails between their legs. In case they were the type who would feel compelled to beat the shit out of Louis CK, then I'd
b) Summon Ash from Evil Dead. I think seeing a guy with a shotgun in one hand and a chainsaw in the other might be enough to send them running.
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