deathbringer
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I remember my cousin having it before me. They had the default "favourites" that came with IE 4 (it probably was then). One of them was called "The G Spot" (no doubt some sort of tech news site), my cousin once clicked on it then shat himself and closed the browser, as he was convinced it would be porn and his parents would find out.
Anyway we went to the Total Anniahlation website to download packs of tiles for the map editor (which took ages), or else the MST3K website to, erm, just look at it over and over.
Later we got the internet ourselves in 1999. One of the very first things me and my brother did was look for "Tifa Naked", because we'd read in a magazine that "internet perverts" had made "naked pics of the FF7 girls!". Of course we didn't know the word "hentai" (and when I found out about it later it kept spelling it "henkai") then. And pages with decidedly non-naked pictures took ages to load.
We also become convinced that the internet would be "full of Americans". This spoof SAS book we had said that "Vietnam" is something you should never say to Americans, so we hopped on the first chatroom we saw and just started writing "Viet nam, Vietnam, Vieeetnaaam!". We got totally ignored until I typed out the whole joke from the book, at which point somebody said "Actually we're all British in here". I then said "The Boer War", because I knew fuck all about History, and got kicked.
I also started downloading various "anarchist cookbook" files about making bombs, me and my friends only made a few small flares, though. I later found an e-zine from this Scottish group called SWAT, I immediately started making my own magazine called FAT Magazine, which was 99% stupid filler with my absurdly idealistic left-wing ravings, and a few bomb-making instructions that I just stole from other files.
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