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Maes
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I don't get it...Al-Shabaab is supposed to be an Islamic militant organization. As devout Muslims, I guess they are supposed to have a notable pogonotrophy.

So exactly, what does this Al Shabab safety razor have to do them? (Despite the arab markings on the box, it's 100% Chinese-made).

BTW, I have one of those. Considering the cheapo price (1 Euro at the local bazaars) and that it's indeed all-metal, it's actually a pretty decent shaving tool. So am I getting terrorism on my face or something?

Is it possible to use this razor in the USA after this bill has been passed?
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Real manly men in the united states only shave with the razors the military sends us when we turn 18.
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Maybe it's for pubic hair only?
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Pro-tip: Practicing Islams shave their balls and assholes.
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Maes
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Pro-tip: Practicing Islams shave their balls and assholes.


Well, if Allaah knows best...
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Technician said:
Pro-tip: Practicing Islams shave their balls and assholes.


So if Allah wants you to shave your privates, then why did he put hair there in the first place? :)
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Maes
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So if Allah wants you to shave your privates, then why did he put hair there in the first place? :)


So he can tell infidels apart? Hmm wait...this plan will probably backfire...
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So if Allah wants you to shave your privates, then why did he put hair there in the first place? :)
Or the foreskin for that matter.
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Maes said:


So he can tell infidels apart? Hmm wait...this plan will probably backfire...


This is the funniest post ever.
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Vordakk said:


So if Allah wants you to shave your privates, then why did he put hair there in the first place? :)


Didn't you read that last line? ALLAH KNOWS BEST.
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Now it would be a might blow to us all if we found out that Doomguy (may Allah's blessing lay upon him) is actually a Muslim and was assigned the mission to kill the demons by Allah, in his infinite wisdom (praised be His name).
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Quast said:
Real manly men in the united states only shave with the razors the military sends us when we turn 18.


I guess this guy didn't hold his standard-issue, government-approved razor in too much esteem, then.
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Vordakk said:
So if Allah wants you to shave your privates, then why did he put hair there in the first place? :)

Because he wants you to shave your privates. Can't do that with no hair.
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Because he wants you to shave your privates. Can't do that with no hair.


I get it now. Virtuous men toiling to remove those vile hairs brings glory to Allah. Naught without labor.
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