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Maes
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You ain't got shit versus Tactical Assault Rocks!

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Kirby
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"The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel."

Oh god this listing is fantastic

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ZOMG. Spoon INCLUDED in the package. :O

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I love the Q&A

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Rock on...

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Looks pretty good to eat hot soup with...

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Technician
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"The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel."

LOL

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"These smaller assault rocks are used in groups of three, creating the ultimate burst fire assault spoon."

I want it.

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Well technically now, a proper sling and not the rocks would be a more apt choice here I'd say.

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I like it!

<starts searching eBay for a cheap Chinese knock-off>


Ninja edit - Check out the Assault Spork

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Maes
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I like the obligatory black "tactical" finish on both. This makes them TACTICAL and STEALTHY therefore they must be something DANGEROUS and/or MORE BADASS, and a source of concern for, well, concerned citizens.

Ninja edit: SOMEONE STOP THOSE ASSAULT ROCK NUTS!

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This guy is a genius. He makes his product descriptions so funny, you just want to bid on it regardless of the fact that he's selling crap.

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Maes said:
Ninja edit: SOMEONE STOP THOSE ASSAULT ROCK NUTS!

"Item condition: Used"

Probably only used for target practice, since I can't see any blood stains.

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GreyGhost said:
"Item condition: Used"

Probably only used for target practice, since I can't see any blood stains.

Sporks are incapable of penetrating anything.

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Technician said:
Sporks are incapable of penetrating anything.

This guy might beg to differ.

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Obsidian said:
This guy might beg to differ.

Our local hymen-destroyer excluded, of course.

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Sometimes it's more about the amount of force applied to the tool than the type of tool in order to penetrate something.

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This is the same model that made Michael Moore fat!
Ha ha ha...

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I think I may well be in love!

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