gggmork
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Gee oh noes, how will we EVAR make monees off of something so obvious as videos on the internet? (Psst, hey guys moore's law guarantees this will be an insane cash cow; videos will be like computationally free almost soon don't tell all the marks, aka users. Oh ha ha, also put "over 10344.997412 and counting" of free storage on gmail to make it look like our altrusim is constantly increasing or something, when really the number will increase slower than moore's law, ha ha. And install gmail nagware that says "hey this is important, we don't have a phone number on file for you"... the lingo is important, we have to use words like "hey" to make us seem like one of their cool hip buddies, oh hey buddy, I just wanna steal yo' phone number lol, it won't go into utah's spy supercomputer or anything "square" like that. For now lets just operate yootoobes "at a loss" to make us appear like good guys for the children, you know? Meanwhile we'll USE those very same children as an excuse to censor tons of videos, ha ha, making the users have to "log in" to their gmail accounts to watch "offensive" videos. And when they log in we'll track everything they watch, bubble them, and integrate spying into their youtubes AND email. We'll make youtoobs seem like a public commons, make everything free at first, just to monopolize videos everywhere. Even monopolize ALL information because we know humans are lazy so will stop reading and rely on videos only for information (plus we own google too anyway if they still bother reading).
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02-18-13 03:59 
