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darknation said:proto-rapists

That's going right into my mental dictionary.

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I liked this thread when we were comparing sex to Doom ports. Ahh, the good olde days... (actually two pages ago).


GoatLord said:
'tute scouting.
'Tute? Haha. Took me a second.

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darknation said:
holy fuck what is WRONG with you?
this is why you can't get laid. not because girly wasn't ready for a relationship, but because you are a cretinous, creepshow freak.


Sorry, but your deductions are faulty as hell. Just how would she have come to such a conclusion if I never even brought up the topic of "the dreaded S word" in any of my conversations with her?
The only things that I ever talked about with her were homework assignments, exams, food, and pet cats. The same kind of formal things that she'd talk about with any other person.
I'm never the first one to bring up the "S topic" in a conversation.
Therefore, if I get rejected then it's obviously because the girl hasn't reached the age of 25/26 yet at which point her mind would mature and she would begin to think differently and start looking at caring geeks instead of limiting herself to athletes who could care less.
Thank you very much, sir. You can now toss your rubbish judgement out the window.

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Bro, you sound like a lame ass weirdo. News flash: if you don't grow some balls and act like a normal dude to some extent, almost nobody is going to care about you being a "caring geek". Instead you'll be the "creepy dude who thinks he's my friend and won't leave me alone online"

EDIT: My bad, you already are

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188DarkRevived said:

Sorry, but your deductions are faulty as hell. Just how would she have come to such a conclusion if I never even brought up the topic of "the dreaded S word" in any of my conversations with her?
The only things that I ever talked about with her were homework assignments, exams, food, and pet cats. The same kind of formal things that she'd talk about with any other person.
I'm never the first one to bring up the "S topic" in a conversation.
Therefore, if I get rejected then it's obviously because the girl hasn't reached the age of 25/26 yet at which point her mind would mature and she would begin to think differently and start looking at caring geeks instead of limiting herself to athletes who could care less.
Thank you very much, sir. You can now toss your rubbish judgement out the window.


... Wow.

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...Well, at least I'm keeping the promises that she forced me to make to her. That should prove to her that I'm not selfish and that I have a grip.
So I could be like: "Oh, remember when you wanted for me to search around for somebody else? Well, guess what? I kinda did, and blahblahblah."

P.S.: I would only risk getting the escort if the girl declines my invitation to my birthday party.
So please calm down. Nothing is happening yet. There's still 2 months to go.

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Bro you have no nuts

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When I typed the word "might" in my previous posts, it obviously meant that I am still in the process of considering something instead of having a sealed and done deal.
There is still a chance that I might change my mind.
And who knows? Maybe I'll finally hear from her on my bday after around 3 months of silence due to obeying her request? That might be enough to change the plan. :p

She's obviously putting me through some kind of test. That's for sure. I mean... I never even had to ask for her phonenumber in the first place. It was her other female friend who just gave it to me, and we have been speaking for a few months. It's a really complicated mess.

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188DarkRevived said:
And who knows? Maybe I'll finally hear from her on my bday after around 3 months of silence due to obeying her request? That might be enough to change the plan. :p
I doubt it. I find women yearn for men less as time passes on. It really sounds like she's trying to get rid of you without actually telling you to fuck off.

It's hard but I suggest you move on, even if the future looks futile.

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Technician said:
I find women yearn for men less as time passes on.

Other people have been telling me that their yearning can increase if the man acts as if he doesn't care and makes an effort to not give attention.
I don't even know who to trust anymore. The whole world is filled with inconsistencies and norm-busters. *sigh*

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I have to ask some serious questions: Do you have a job? What do you do with most of your typical day?

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Ralphis said:
I have to ask some serious questions: Do you have a job? What do you do with most of your typical day?

From September to April I'm at college, where I get to see her, regardless of whether I want to see her or not, since we're in the same program and in the same semester and writing the same exams in the same halls with the same teachers and graduating on the same day...*sigh*... It's just inevitable, even if I were to not want to see her in the same room as me. Inevitable.
From May to the end of August I am working at a factory to save up money for the tuition.
Once I become a graduate with a Tourism diploma (which is next summer), then I can travel around at discount rates and earn money while doing it.
And that is all I can say.

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188DarkRevived said:

Thank you very much, sir. You can now toss your rubbish judgement out the window.



All this talk of stalkers has made me wonder what the attraction is. I have tried it myself, and have found in Darkrevived188 a teacher without compare, a legend who I would do well to emulate.

First, we have some amusing quotes pulled from a pasebin. Our hero was using the cunning alias of darkjedi188 and is a tender 26 years old. He stalks some minor (or should that be Minor?) celebrity called Beckii Cruel, the delicious loli… His ingenious plan is to move to the UK to avoid the draconian statutory rape laws of his native homeland. I’ll let the man speak for himself.


Ik zeg: btw james says your stalking becki

darkjedi188: *sigh* who doesnt stalk beckii?

Ik zeg:i don’t

darkjedi188: well, i dont either

-

Ik zeg: you have a crush on here or something?

darkjedi188: due to her current age, i just wish to be her friend. i'm not a perv. i prefer intelligent and civilized conversations

Ik zeg: hmm ok, you must be her biggest fan

darkjedi188: and i'm her fan because of what she does and how she expresses herself. not because of her age
....james keeps referring to me as" pedo", in case he hasnt told u yet, so i'm explaining... just in case
anyways, yeah, i'm quite a big fan, i even have her autographed photo

Ik zeg: cool

darkjedi18: thank goodness that u're not a troll. ;)

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darkjedi188: on fromspring she answered that she wouldn't mind a 10 year age gap in a relationship when she's 18+
i'm just saying that as long as the girl is ok with such an age gap then there's no problems

darkjedi188: i keep dreaming about it

Ik zeg: so you are basically in love with her?

darkjedi188: *facepalm*

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darkjedi188: if u check my fb friendlist, u'll see that more than 80% of my friends live in UK
and not all of them are teens

Ik zeg: so im guessing you wanna move there

darkjedi188: sort of, yes

darkjedi188: to tell u the truth, there's another girl who i like who is 23 and lives in birmingham, uk.
and yes, i'd really want to visit

Ik zeg: ok, you like her more then becki? :p

darkjedi188: that's exactly what i wrote to beckii when i mailed my fan letter

Ik zeg: oh haha

darkjedi188: nope. i like them both equally

Ik zeg: huge fan

darkjedi188: it's just nice to have a back-up incase 1 fails
: or like u know... what if me and this other girl have a problem and we separate... while beckii will be over 18 and single? u know. just in case.... anything might happen

Ik zeg: smart thinking, but then it's not really love now is it?

darkjedi188: at 16 do u really know what love is? i doubt it

darkjedi188: i know what it is and what it feels like )
;)

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darkjedi188: u obviously dont know that love is a delicate and fragile thing which can be forged out of friendship

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darkjedi188: nope. Laura is in england, not the Isle of man
so you see. they dont even know each other. and i like both of them. and i am doing my best to not hurt either one. and none of us are cheating on anyone

Ik zeg: hm ok

darkjedi188: and i'm taking my chances,every time, all the time. so dont worry
i'm neither "pedo", nor "cheater", nor am i treating anyone as an object
if i succeed with laura then i will tell her that I'm a beckii fan and we will watch her shows together
so she wont get hurt

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darkjedi188: when we first met, he wasnt beckii's friend yet. me and him were both "stalkers" on equal ground

Ik zeg: hmm but he talks to her alot more so hes more succesfull
darkjedi188: and we promised to each otehr that if one of us gets into her inner circle of friends, then the one who got in will help the other one get in as well

Ik zeg: ok
im in her frien group
;)

darkjedi188: and so, he didnt keep his promise

Ik zeg: and im dutch only met her about 4 days ago
so your pissed
hmm
i understand you got pissed
but it is really that important whos her friend or not
cos it seems that your kinda jeleaus
or whatever you write that
:p

darkjedi188: i'd be happy for anyone who becomes her friend, and i would glady help others
i already promised someone else that i would help them get in if i get in
and i intend on keeping the promise

Ik zeg: but why is it so important to get into her friend group, whats the benefit

darkjedi188: currently i'm able to send her private messages without any text restrictions
that's some progress

Ik zeg: on what? phone?
twitter

darkjedi: no, Facebook

Ik zeg: oh

darkjedi188: the benefit is that shed be able to get to know me more
obviously
i have nothing to hide

Ik zeg: hmm so your really digging her
:p

darkjedi188: i said it before and i said it again.... i wish to be in the FRIEND zone
cause she's not 18
and i'm not pedo
i didnt start following her because of her age
it's because of what she does and how she expresses herself

Ik zeg: hm ok

darkjedi188: and females mature faster than males, anyways. scientific fact

-

darkjedi188: so, when i was 15, the 15 yearold girls were too mature for me
and now that i'm 26, the 26 yearold girls are more mature as well

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darkjedi188: so wait... u mean u got added onto beckii's skype or something?

Ik zeg:yep, check the latest person shes following
;)
on twitter
not skype btw
she doesnt have that i believe

darkjedi188: she does
u obviously dont know her as well as i do. :p
i dont use skype. but i know that she uses it

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Ik zeg: im going off now, oh btw i wanna let you know i actually am a troll thats why i added you on msn, you shouldnt trust people that fast, thanks for the info


Oh, the drama! Betrayed by his closest friend, who he had known for a mere hour and a half. Our hero, rather than commit honourable seppuku, merely closed down MSM and went for a dishonourable wank instead. We rejoin him after the fact upon his twitter account, where the many women of his dreams have turned… INTO NIGHTMARES!!!

https://twitter.com/darkjedi188/sta...565339838210048


Why the hell is it that when a 20-something yearorld is dating a 14 year old then he gets blindly accused of fapping to them? :S


I could not have asked a better question myself, oh noble hero. Enraged by his inability to fap to pedophile porn, we now find him moving onto daily motion to express his RAGE in the only way he knows how! Ladies and Gentlemen, I proudly present our hero’s tribute to Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, moving pictures of a high school massacre set to the BRUTAL HARDCORE DEATHMETAL styling of Judas Priest!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xy...le#.UZ7NW6JzFr0









The lesson is this; Darkrevived188 was right. Stalking *is* a lot of fun.

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Damn, dark, that's some tier trollin' you be doing. Can you dox his location so I can send a hundred pizzas to his doorstep?

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What the hell did I just read?

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holy fuck i can't unknow this stuff. I'd make maps with you niggas but that's as much of friends as we're gonna be for now on

THIS IS WHY I DREAD THE S WORD

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It's scary how much info you can find about a person with a scrap of information and Google these days.

I wasn't serious about the pizzas, Darkjedi.

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Now this is a thread worth fucking with a rake.

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40oz said:
holy fuck i can't unknow this stuff. I'd make maps with you niggas but that's as much of friends as we're gonna be for now on

THIS IS WHY I DREAD THE S WORD

Wait, didn't you go on a long escapade to ignore people and topics like this becasue it was effecting you?

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... Wow.

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Someone talk about squemish sexual exploits, quick!

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40oz said:
THIS IS WHY I DREAD THE S WORD
Looks like we've move on to another "S" word - stalking. This thread's starting to get creepy.

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Uhh... Yeah. I preferred it when this was about embarrassing GoatLord. Now I'm with him - this thread needs some Helling bad.

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What the fuck is this thread I don't even

lol darknation

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WAT.

Lol, this is your fault GoatLord. This thread shall be remembered in the annals of Doomworld.

Pls don't hell this yet. This thread is highly rich in Lulzium.

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5/5 best thread.

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And this, people, is why this topic is so touchy and frequently banned or censored. Tends to bring out the worst in people.

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OMG, is this how every lonely person unable to have a healthy social life eventually ends up?A sick, twisted fuck?!I don't wanna end up like THAT. I fucking hate this stupid life.

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Posting in a legendary thread.


Seriously DJ you need to stop the stalking.

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darknation wins. Flawless victory. Fatality.

Hopefully Mr. Jedi gets caught up in a sting set up by Chris Hansen, that'd be pretty epic.

"Look man, I just wanna be friendzoned because I like the way she expresses herself."

"That's why you're holding a bag full of condoms, vodka, lube and duct-tape?"

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