Thank you very much, sir. You can now toss your rubbish judgement out the window.
All this talk of stalkers has made me wonder what the attraction is. I have tried it myself, and have found in Darkrevived188 a teacher without compare, a legend who I would do well to emulate.
First, we have some amusing quotes pulled from a pasebin. Our hero was using the cunning alias of darkjedi188 and is a tender 26 years old. He stalks some minor (or should that be Minor?) celebrity called Beckii Cruel, the delicious loli… His ingenious plan is to move to the UK to avoid the draconian statutory rape laws of his native homeland. I’ll let the man speak for himself.
Ik zeg: btw james says your stalking becki
darkjedi188: *sigh* who doesnt stalk beckii?
Ik zeg:i don’t
darkjedi188: well, i dont either
Ik zeg: you have a crush on here or something?
darkjedi188: due to her current age, i just wish to be her friend. i'm not a perv. i prefer intelligent and civilized conversations
Ik zeg: hmm ok, you must be her biggest fan
darkjedi188: and i'm her fan because of what she does and how she expresses herself. not because of her age
....james keeps referring to me as" pedo", in case he hasnt told u yet, so i'm explaining... just in case
anyways, yeah, i'm quite a big fan, i even have her autographed photo
Ik zeg: cool
darkjedi18: thank goodness that u're not a troll. ;)
darkjedi188: on fromspring she answered that she wouldn't mind a 10 year age gap in a relationship when she's 18+
i'm just saying that as long as the girl is ok with such an age gap then there's no problems
darkjedi188: i keep dreaming about it
Ik zeg: so you are basically in love with her?
darkjedi188: if u check my fb friendlist, u'll see that more than 80% of my friends live in UK
and not all of them are teens
Ik zeg: so im guessing you wanna move there
darkjedi188: sort of, yes
darkjedi188: to tell u the truth, there's another girl who i like who is 23 and lives in birmingham, uk.
and yes, i'd really want to visit
Ik zeg: ok, you like her more then becki? :p
darkjedi188: that's exactly what i wrote to beckii when i mailed my fan letter
Ik zeg: oh haha
darkjedi188: nope. i like them both equally
Ik zeg: huge fan
darkjedi188: it's just nice to have a back-up incase 1 fails
: or like u know... what if me and this other girl have a problem and we separate... while beckii will be over 18 and single? u know. just in case.... anything might happen
Ik zeg: smart thinking, but then it's not really love now is it?
darkjedi188: at 16 do u really know what love is? i doubt it
darkjedi188: i know what it is and what it feels like )
darkjedi188: u obviously dont know that love is a delicate and fragile thing which can be forged out of friendship
darkjedi188: nope. Laura is in england, not the Isle of man
so you see. they dont even know each other. and i like both of them. and i am doing my best to not hurt either one. and none of us are cheating on anyone
Ik zeg: hm ok
darkjedi188: and i'm taking my chances,every time, all the time. so dont worry
i'm neither "pedo", nor "cheater", nor am i treating anyone as an object
if i succeed with laura then i will tell her that I'm a beckii fan and we will watch her shows together
so she wont get hurt
darkjedi188: when we first met, he wasnt beckii's friend yet. me and him were both "stalkers" on equal ground
Ik zeg: hmm but he talks to her alot more so hes more succesfull
darkjedi188: and we promised to each otehr that if one of us gets into her inner circle of friends, then the one who got in will help the other one get in as well
Ik zeg: ok
im in her frien group
darkjedi188: and so, he didnt keep his promise
Ik zeg: and im dutch only met her about 4 days ago
so your pissed
i understand you got pissed
but it is really that important whos her friend or not
cos it seems that your kinda jeleaus
or whatever you write that
darkjedi188: i'd be happy for anyone who becomes her friend, and i would glady help others
i already promised someone else that i would help them get in if i get in
and i intend on keeping the promise
Ik zeg: but why is it so important to get into her friend group, whats the benefit
darkjedi188: currently i'm able to send her private messages without any text restrictions
that's some progress
Ik zeg: on what? phone?
darkjedi: no, Facebook
Ik zeg: oh
darkjedi188: the benefit is that shed be able to get to know me more
i have nothing to hide
Ik zeg: hmm so your really digging her
darkjedi188: i said it before and i said it again.... i wish to be in the FRIEND zone
cause she's not 18
and i'm not pedo
i didnt start following her because of her age
it's because of what she does and how she expresses herself
Ik zeg: hm ok
darkjedi188: and females mature faster than males, anyways. scientific fact
darkjedi188: so, when i was 15, the 15 yearold girls were too mature for me
and now that i'm 26, the 26 yearold girls are more mature as well
darkjedi188: so wait... u mean u got added onto beckii's skype or something?
Ik zeg:yep, check the latest person shes following
not skype btw
she doesnt have that i believe
darkjedi188: she does
u obviously dont know her as well as i do. :p
i dont use skype. but i know that she uses it
Ik zeg: im going off now, oh btw i wanna let you know i actually am a troll thats why i added you on msn, you shouldnt trust people that fast, thanks for the info
Oh, the drama! Betrayed by his closest friend, who he had known for a mere hour and a half. Our hero, rather than commit honourable seppuku, merely closed down MSM and went for a dishonourable wank instead. We rejoin him after the fact upon his twitter account, where the many women of his dreams have turned… INTO NIGHTMARES!!!
Why the hell is it that when a 20-something yearorld is dating a 14 year old then he gets blindly accused of fapping to them? :S
I could not have asked a better question myself, oh noble hero. Enraged by his inability to fap to pedophile porn, we now find him moving onto daily motion to express his RAGE in the only way he knows how! Ladies and Gentlemen, I proudly present our hero’s tribute to Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, moving pictures of a high school massacre set to the BRUTAL HARDCORE DEATHMETAL styling of Judas Priest!
The lesson is this; Darkrevived188 was right. Stalking *is* a lot of fun.